"Is this true Buffy, did you really sleep with that slut," Angel asked pointing to Spike with tears in his eyes.

"He's right, I impregnated Spike," Buffy wailed out and then added, "...he let me whip him."

"It's ok I made a mistake with him too," Angel said thoughtfully, "At least now we are on the same level...So will you marry me?"

Buffy nodded, "Oh yes, yes, yes, YES," but then thought it over for a second and asked, "Can I still sleep around?"

"No, you can't. I want us to be loyal to each other," Angel said tears dripping down his broody brown eyes.

Buffy looked at Angel, then looked at Spike, then cried some more. She was at a loss, she really really enjoyed being a whore, but she also liked Angel too. What is a nympho to do?

"Don't do it, whore," Cordy yelled from the audience.

Buffy, after a minute of thinking, shrugged, "Okay, what the hell, I'll marry you."

Angel kissed her, and slipped a 10 million dollar ring on her finger. "I love you my lil skank."

"I love you too my sexy queer," Buffy said planting her lips on his.

"Awwww," went the audience.

Willow suddenly ran down the stairs of the audience, but in her rush to the stage tripped and fell on her face. She got up with blood dripping from her nose. "Wait Buffy! You can't! We're still married!"

"Oh crap, I forgot about that," Buffy said to Willow. She ran over and helped her up, "I sent you the divorce papers a month ago, it cost me 37 cents. That was my trick money, yanno!"

"Hey, anyone know where the bathroom is," Faith said walking into the room, "Omg Angel? Angel is that you?"

((Strawberry, who had been role playing Angel suddenly and without warning, and no real reason whatsoever, burst into a thousand tiny particles of under the couch lint. From now on, Angel will henceforth be performed by Mandy.))

"Faith!" Angel said, running to her. "It is me...Angel. What are you doing here?"

"Oh I just wanted to give you this," Faith said before kicking him in the face.

Spike waddled over to Faith. "What'd you do that for, Witch!"

Spike then slapped Faith.

Faith cried out in pain and fell to the ground in a fetal position wailing her eyes out, simply to make a scene of course.

"Nobody touches MY man." Spike grabbed his back and waddled back to his seat.

Faith yelled again from anger, jumped back up from the ground, and punched Willow in the face since she was the closest.

Willow's nose began to bleed again.

Then Faith ran into the audience and sat down calmly as if nothing had happened.

Angel stood up-in dog face. "There's gonna be some whooping now!" Angel ran down the hall of the boarding school, he came upon Connor's room. He went in and grabbed Connor throwing him over his knee. "How. Many. Times. Have. I. Told. You. Not. To. Play. Go. Fish!"

Dawn, who happened to have already been in Connor's room ((they had just been getting to know

each other over an innocent game of Go Fish in the mist of all this insanity)), screamed when Angel came in and then looked for something to throw at him to get him off Connor. She took off her hair tie and flung it at Angel much like a secret agent ninja would.

Buffy followed into the room with Faith, Willow, Jerry Springer, Spike, Cordelia, the Bouncer, who was still dead and missing some fingers, and all the animals right in tow.

"OW!" Angel screamed as the hair tie hit him in the eye, "Why you little...". Angel ran after Dawn, but he promptly tripped on Connor's toy firetruck, "DOH!"

Dawn looked around at all the people that had come into the room and then exclaimed, "A party? I had no idea. Happy Birthday Connor!"

Angel got up and continued after Dawn.

Buffy went into Connor's closet and pulled out his stack of playboys, she then began to flip through them. Buffy then began to cry when she realized she could never measure up to the real bimbos that graced the cover of Connor's porn, not stopping to notice what the others were doing around her.

"Birthday!" Spike exclaimed. "Everybody! Happy Birthday to you!"

"Did someone say Birthday?" Faith asked jumping out of a cake, spraying frosting everywhere.

Dawn yelped and ran over and stood in the middle of the animals and began to dance.

Angel started singing "Sing that stupid birthday song! One year older! Fatter! Now cut the stupid cake!" He then started doing the macarena. Dawn ran over and proceeded to do the macarena with Angel

Angel then grabbed Dawn, and dips her. He then kisses her. "Oh. Dawn. I. Have. Always. Loved. You!"

Dawn hugged Angel tightly, "And I have always loved you. My big cuddly teddy bear."

Connor finally sat up, still in daze from the sudden spanking and wondering what the heck was going on. ((This due to the fading, preoccupied Fred finally realizing her character had been pulled into the main plot)) Upon seeing Angel kissing Dawn he jumped him in mad rage.

"Hey, if it's my birthday than I believe the girl is mine! Get off her," Connor yelled.

"Get your own girl! Connor! Thinking you always have to steal mine!" Angel pushed Connor onto the ground. "Marry me?" He asked Dawn.