Buffy looked at Angel and at Dawn, then wanting revenge she rushed over and threw her arms around Connor, "Oh Oh Oh ...uh...whatever your name is..."

Dawn thought about Angel's proposition for a moment and then said, "I'm sorry Angel, but my heart belongs to someone else."

Dawn then walked over and proceeded to kiss one of the dogs.

The audience gasped.

"Umm, ok, you'll do." Connor grinned at the hot blonde in his arms. "Names Connor."

Buffy grinned, "Connor, sounds like a food product," then she proceeded to lick Connor's ear.

Angel ran into the kitchen feeling very rejected. He opened the fridge and grabbed a steak. "I'll do it!" He began screaming. "I'll DO IT!"

Dawn looked up at Angel, "NOOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT!" She ran over and clung to his leg.

Connor lifted Buffy into his arms as she licked him and moved her on to his bed. 'Bout time I got some of the action around here.'

Buffy grinned at Connor, captured his lips in hers, and then stopped, "Wait, Wait, before we continue..."

Buffy pulled out her handcuffs.

The audience gasped again.

"Now that's what I'm talking bout!" Connor grinned putting out his hands willingly.

Buffy grinned, "There's my good little slave." She began dragging him to the bedpost and slapping the cuffs on him. "The safe word's monkeydoodle." she said pulling out the riding whip from her pocket.

"Ha, safe words are for wimps, bring it on... Master." He said slyly bracing himself whatever she would do next.

Dawn reached up and grabbed at the steak which was still being held by Angel.

Willow ran out of the room and then back into the room. "WAIT! EVERYONE! Spike's in LABOR!"

Spike dragged himself forward, "Buffy!" He cries. "They're coming!"

The audience gasped again.

Angel dropped the steak and it plopped on Dawn's face. "Spikey-they're coming!"

Dawn snatched the steak away and ran back over to the dog again.

Buffy grinned and smacked Connor on the face, "That's right, Penchant for pain, baby, oh yeah," then she looked over at Spike and Willow, "My babies are coming?"

Dawn declared her love for Angel and then attempted to stake herself with the steak, but the dog pulled it away from her. She screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Dawn began fighting the dog for the steak.

"YES! THEY'RE COMING" Spike shouted, having a contraction.

"Babies! You mean you did that!" Connor glared over to Spike. "Always getting someone's left overs."

Buffy glared back, "Leftovers? Why you skinny bastard! I am NO one's leftovers," Buffy then hit him again, "Let's not forget who holds to the keys to those cuffs mister."

Suddenly Spike screamed.

And out popped Barry Manilow. "Hey guys. Heard I've got some fans here."

The audience cheered

"Sing Mandy, Sing Mandy," Faith shouted still covered in birthday cake frosting.

Dawn came out triumphant and yelled at the dog, "HA! YOU'RE NOT SUCH A HOT DOG AFTER ALL!" She then ran over and kissed Barry Manilow.

"Oh my gosh!" Angel shrieked. "BARRY! Oh my freaking gosh. I'm like totally your biggest fan!" Angel pulled Dawn off. "What are you doing!"

"What? No I didn't mean that..um I mean..yes master" Connor said ignoring Barry as he hung his head in a playful shame

Dawn shouted at Angel, "I SAW HIM FIRST!"

"No way!" Angel shouted. "I went to his concerts before you were even poofed into air, little missy!"

Buffy grinned, now here was a real man! She then rode Connor like a fat kid on a go cart...kinda shaky with a whole lot of breathing.

Dawn threw the steak at Angel.

Dawn then runs over and kisses Spike.

Spike kissed dawn, and interrupts it with a scream. "OH NO! MORE!"

Dawn stared at Spike, "I must be good with only one kiss!"

Spike went into labor again.

Connor held tight to the bed post trying not too chafe his wrists too much on the cuffs while enjoying every minute of it. Not too many girls could make him not care that Manilow was right in the room too!

Out popped Joss Whedon. "CUT! CUT!" He screamed. "This is ALL wrong! Once more, with feeling!"

Suddenly the makeup crew came in and powdered everyone.

"Action." Joss Whedon said.

Dawn looked around and wondered why there weren't any ponies yet.

Dawn ran over to Joss and yelled, "WHERE'S MY PONY! AND MY HIGH HEELS!"

Buffy continued with Connor until Faith ran up and clubbed her in the back of the head with a giant swordfish. Buffy fell over and slumped to the floor.

"Get ready for some real action," Faith yelled to Connor.

Spike grabbed Joss, "Come here baby. Aww...so adorable." He started rocking him in his arms. "Look Buffy. We're parents."

Anya climbed in from the window, ran over to Angel, and then jumped on his back while screaming insanely.

Angel let Anya slid off of his back. "Look" he says, picking up his baby rabbit that Buffy bore him, "I named it after you."

Anya screamed and hid in the closet, "No bunnies allowed in here!"

"Woah, hey there. I do like a girl who takes what she wants. So let's see how you measure up, hmm.." As long as he was still getting the action Connor could care less about Buffy.

Faith kicked Buffy's unconscious body and climbed aboard Connor, "Oh, big boy," she giggled and then she bit him on the cheek.

Dawn ran over to where Faith was now on Connor. She started sobbing and said, "Everyone always takes what I want."

She then ran over to Spike and hugged him from behind.

"Dawn!" Angel screamed, looking for her. "I want more babies! How ever many I have...is not enough! Have babies-NOW! All my others ones are screwed up."

Connor pushed himself up enough to bite on to Faith's lip and pull her into a hard kiss. "Just what you like I bet."

Dawn ran over and leapt into Angel's arms, "I can make unmessed babies!"

Anya peeked out of the closet cautiously. She saw some bunnies hopping along nearby and fumbled around in the dark closet until she found a lighter.

Faith growled as she passionately kissed Connor, "You know it baby," she said before grabbing hold of Connor's hair and yanking it backward along with his head, "Now, say my name, and make it loud and clear.."

"Well, then, make." Angel commanded.

Dawn kissed Angel and said, "Yes captain." Upon his command, she fell over in labor.

"Love to but I don't think I caught it ma'am. Better tell me, and make sure I can't forget it." Connor gleamed breathing hard with the strain of his current position.

"Oh right," Faith muttered and then regaining herself, smacked him with the whip, "F, " she smacked him again, "A," again, "I," again," T," again,"H..."

Andrew popped out of Dawn.

Dawn screamed.

The audience screamed.

Barry Manilow screamed.

Jerry Springer screamed and then rubbed his chin, "Hmmmmm..."

Cordelia threw another beer bottle.

Anya came out of the closet waving the unlit lighter in front of her, "Fear me, furballs of doom!"

Dawn stared at Andrew for a minute before leaping onto him and kissing him.

Connor let out a groan with each hit of the whip. "mm, there's some irony for you, ha ha. More please FAITH." As he made sure he pronounced the name very clearly.

Anya tripped over one of the bunnies and screamed. She ran over and clings to Angel's arm, "Save me!"

Angel grabbed hold of Anya. "To infinity and beyond!" He shouted, They flew across the room, and hit the wall, falling to the ground.

Anya shrieked in delight when they took off and became unconscious on the landing.

Buffy finally woke up and then proceeded to make out with Connor while Faith hit him with the whip.

Connor forced himself not to wince as he endured the whipping, instead taking pleasure from the pain while continuing the intense snogging with Buffy. 'Doesn't get better than this' he thought.