"Doesn't get much better then this," Connor repeated.
Buffy and Faith then turned their attention onto each other and began to make out in front of Connor.
"Now that's what I'm talking about." Connor grinned clearly enjoy the scene before, though now his wrist were bleeding slightly from the cuffs he was now hoping they'd free him soon, he'd promise to stay down...
Buffy and Faith continued with their debauchery until the two skank hoes realized Connor hands would be fine too.
Faith quickly unchained him.
"Oh Connor, well, you came and you gave without taking!" Spike said standing up and doing the...monster mash.
Connor took immediate advantage and wrapped his arms around both women massaging Buffy's neck with one hand and biting Faith's at the same time. "Oh I can take what I want too."
Suddenly Nina appeared.
Suddenly she died.
Buffy moaned and then twitched out, "Oh Co-C-C-C..."
Faith rolled her eyes, "Needs batteries."
She then put batteries into the Buffybot, whom everyone thought was Buffy the whole time.
"Ooo you are the bad one Faith." Connor growled against her neck. "Must say that's one well made bot though. She rides well." Glaring up at her he gave his sly smirk and pulled her into a kiss.
Faith kissed him back while Buffy said, "Faith made me in prison, she said I would bring her great joy when Debbie beat her up ove.."
"shut up," Faith yelled while blushing. What happened in prison, was supposed to stay in prison.
Jasmine suddenly appears and devours Jerry Springer and Barry Manilow.
Angel slowly stood up, "Wh-Where'd BARRY GO!" He then began crying like a two year old girl.
"Beat you up? Surprise there's someone who could take you. I'm shocked Faith." He said mocking her and loving it, "Although now that you say... How's Spike's kids Buffy's if she's a bot!"
"Shut up," Faith said punching him in the nose, "I'm bad, I'm bad..."
Buffy began to lick Connor's neck, "I make babies from a pouch attached to my leg."
Anya suddenly wakes up and notices Angel. She got up, hugged, and kissed him. "You're my hero, Angel!"
Jasmine turned inside out and devoured herself.
"I know, that's why they call me, "The Dark Avenger"." His voice echoed throughout all of the room.
The audience cheered.
"Hey, I was just playing. That's was uncalled for." Connor glared shoving Buffy off and swinging a punch square across Faith's jaw.
Faith fell off the bed and landed with a thump onto the floor. Buffy landed on the other side of the bed, also on the floor. She then found a penny and picked it up, sure that all day long she would have good luck.
Angel ran over to Buffy and snatched the penny. "That's MINE!"
Buffy cried and kicked him in his miniAngel, "Mine Mine Mine!"
"Fine, you whiny...poop head." Angel threw the penny at her.
Connor then jumped off the bed ramming his elbow into Faith. "Don't mess with me cow! Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resooorrtt!" He sang out while continuing to pummel her.
Spike re-entered the room with the mail. "Hunny," He said to Buffy. "You're food stamp card is here." He then handed Buffy the envelope.
"Thank you," Buffy replied happily. She then stuck the stamp on a pineapple and mailed it.
"Suffocation" Faith said punching him back, "No breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding..."
Finally Connor stood up over Faith. "Where do I begin.. Ah, I swear this all started when I lost my mother."
((So now it's past midnight and the roleplayers decide an ending is needed.:
Mandy - The hellmouth can swallow them, or Mayor Wilkins...or something else
Kitty - hmmmm, random apacolyspe? ... "I don't know about you, But I want the dragon." Angel said as all the monsters approached. Then the dragon swallowed him whole. yea, but where's the real fun in that right!
Finally, it's Amy who holds the answer - the rabbits could continue to multiply until they rule the world. lol!
Ok, good, so that's set.. on we go!))
The Bunnies suddenly began to multiply led by their leader Anya, the rabbit not the former vengeance demon.
The Bunnies ate the audience thinking they were carrots.
Faith joined the side of the evil rabbits and killed BuffyBot, "Join us, live in peace and carrots forever," she said to Connor
Dawn looked around at all the bunnies and wondered how they had multiplied so quickly.
Anya looked back over to where she had been and saw the lighter. Grinning evilly, she ran over and picked it up.
Cordelia threw another beer bottle.
Then she realized there was still beer in that last one, so she ran over, attempted to get it out before being trampled by giant furry rabbit feet.
"I knew I shouldn't have mated with a robot." Those were Angel's last words as he was swallowed whole by a giant white bunny.
Dawn screamed as she watched Angel be devoured, and soon found herself eaten as well.
Anya tried to figure out how the lighter worked.
"No way in hell I'm bowing down to a bunch of furry animals. Die, Bitch!" Connor charged at Faith screaming a mad battle cry, but was over run with the vicious bunnies before he could even reach her and has gnawed to death.
The next thing Anya knew, she accidently set herself on fire. With her last bit of strength, she ran over to one of the giant bunnies and jumped on it, setting it ablaze also.
Spike ran over to Faith. "Before we go-I must confess my love to you." He kissed her, and then he's staked, and poofed into a bunch of little rabbit "presents".
Willow saw all the rabbits.
She screamed bloody murder.
She fell over.
A bunny popped out of her.
Then she died.
Faith looked at all the dead bodies around her, grinned, and collected them. She then became a merchant on 5th and main where she sells corpses to Necrophilliacs on the black market.
THEN THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Except everyone, excluding Faith.
THE END
