Enferécole (Hellschool)

Disclaimer: Take it away boys! – Yoh: She doesn't own us.

Ren: Thankfully...

Author: Hey!

Hmm 4 reviews...that's nice, not enough to get you a shower scene though, aw well always next chapter, aint there?

:) – Lol, great name btw, very simple, yeah I love this paring too, I will continue!

Katoryu Diethel – You really think it's a good start? I dint know if I made them come on too strong.

Rinkurocks – Lol, nice long review...not...well a review is a review I guess...

Anonymous One – Yup if here was a shower scene the rating would go up to R, so all you kiddies better make sure your parents aren't around when you read it.

Btw, the shower scene is written...I'm just waiting for the reviews, haha I'm lovin' blackmail!

After 10 minutes of ignoring Yoh's direction they finally found their way to a large, unhappy looking grey building. When the bike was parked in the spaces provided both made their way to the front door. Ren pulled out a piece of paper.

"It says we should go to 3b on the 2nd floor" He muttered, grabbing Yoh's hand and picking up the pace.

When they entered classroom 3b it was apparently already occupied. The teacher looked up and smiled widely, getting to his feet. "Ah! Les nouveaux étudiants [1]" He said, shaking both their hands. Yoh looked confused whilst Ren simply nodded. Pulling them forward the teacher pushed them in front of the other students who looked at them keenly. "Superbe! Vous introduire, s'il vous plait [2]" He looked to Yoh who grinned like an idiot but stayed quiet. Ren started.

"Je m'appelle Ren Tao. J'ai seize ans. [3]" He said in a dull voice, looking at the floor "Your turn" He muttered to oh, who looked sheepish.

"I would, but I don't speak French" Yoh replied, looking at his companion who stared at him, dumbfounded.

"But...you...I mean...you..." Ren spluttered, finally regaining composure when the teacher coughed politely "We need to have a talk" He said quickly before saying to the class "Il s'appelle Yoh Asakura, nous sommes des âges pareils, [4]" He stopped and sighed "Il ne parle pas le français [5]...apparently"

[1] "Ah! The new students"

[2] "Superb! Introduce yourselves, please"

[3] "I am called Ren Tao. I am sixteen years old"

[4] "He is called Yoh Asakura, we are the same age"

[5] "He does not speak French"

Yeah my French is a bit rusty but I did my best.

Oh and I know they would normally speak Japanese but in my story they speak English, it's just easier all round to say they speak English.

The first part of the day went reasonably quickly. A few students spoke English so Yoh was able to have half decent conversations when he wanted to talk to other people.

Ren and Yoh were of course sat together; meaning Ren did all the work and translated for Yoh, whilst Yoh...slept. The times when he wasn't asleep he took every chance to throw his arm round Ren's neck, giving him sly kisses until someone noticed. After that they got many dirty looks, even from the teacher.

When the lunch bell finally went Ren had already come to the decision that they were not going to eat in school.

"It's too uncomfortable," Ren had muttered when Yoh complained about being hungry and not wanting to wait. Ren felt suddenly very vulnerable without his guardian spirit and rushed to get the bike, leaving Yoh waiting on a wall at the entrance of the school.

Wishing Ren had let him keep his earphones Yoh sat there, listening to the sound of people speaking all around him, understanding nothing as they all spoke in French. Eventually a group broke off and began walking towards him. He eyed them suspiciously.

"Hey you! Queer boy!" The tallest shouted, he appeared to be the leader "You'd better not try it on with any of my guys." He spoke fluent English and had jest black hair that reached passed his shoulder. His face was thin and he had bright blue eyes. He would have been attractive, save for the ugly sneer on his face.

"I'm not queer," Yoh said defensively, getting to his feet, expecting Ren any second. The gang laughed.

"Really?" Another drawled, he seemed to speak English but not well "That wasn't your boyfriend you were tonguing, then?"

Yoh frowned "Yes that was my boyfriend, but we're not queer, we're bi, there's a difference. And we weren't 'tonguing'"

"Either way, we don't like your kind around here," The leader spoke again, rolling up his sleeves threateningly.

"Well that's not my problem" Yoh shrugged.

"Then maybe we'll-" The tall boy was cut off when an engine revved and a motorbike stopped beside them. Yoh grinned and grabbed a helmet, noticing Ren didn't yet have his on yet. Taking a glance at the group he made up his mind and gave the purple haired teen a lingering kiss before jumping up behind him. The gang started to advance, shouting out expletives in French, English and other languages, but weren't quick enough to stop the boys from driving of down the road.

The group growled and hissed at the disappearing figures until their leader silenced them "Etre calme! Hmph, ils pensent qu'ils sont durs, mais, nous les montrerons! [6]"

[6] "Be quiet! Hmph, they think they are tough, but, we will show them!"

Hmm not a great chapter, my French is crap, I know it. Remember only 6 more reviews...if you want that shower scene, yup yup!