Enferécole (Hellschool)

Disclaimer: Take it away boys! – Yoh: She doesn't own us.

Ren: Thankfully...

Author: Hey!

Yoh: Wha-?

Well, we finally got to 10 reviews, well 11, and now you get your rewards, yup yup, it's at the end of the chapter so don't start drifting away halfway through, ok?

:) – Ok u get the shower scene now...I'll have to think of other ways to bribe u guys now...

Ellis – I know u wanna see the shower scene...and now u can

TNTiggris – Well done for reading the Yoh/Ren fics, they are good aren't they?

Katoryu Diethel – Lol, no u cant teach Yoh! That's Rens job!!

Spyrit Phoenyx – Hmm I think I got what u said...meh...and don't worry, the gang will get a seeing to, but maybe not by the err...people...shall we say, you expect, how cryptic...

mailyn asakura – lol, u get the shower scene cos u were the 10th reviewer, well done!! And you get a cookie...

The Summer Stars – Yes...shower scene...Ren...Yoh...together...and 10 reviews...and no it doesn't count if you review over and over...and it was you outside my window, eh?

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"So you don't speak any French?"

"Not a bit..."

"But you said come to Paris anyway..."

"Yuhuh"

"Why?"

"Dunno"

"I...ai..."

"Hey! Free food!"

Ren and Yoh were currently sitting in a small, relatively empty café and Ren was trying to figure out why Yoh had wanted to come to Paris when 1. He didn't speak any French and 2. Had absolutely no idea where he was going, and even where he was half the time.

Yoh had also said about the gang and after telling the brown haired boy not to start getting into trouble, Ren decided for both of them just to ignore anyone who didn't respect their sexuality.

"There just a bunch of thick-skulled morons who don't like anyone who doesn't follow the 'in' crowd" Ren had muttered, glaring darkly at the table in front of him. Why couldn't people just leave them alone?

When Yoh returned he had 2 very overfilled plates with a various assortment of foods on them. He looked very happy with himself and set about eating until he was sick, which, Ren thought, looking at some of the food, wouldn't take too long.

Yoh finished both plates in little time with hardly any help from Ren, who ate the things that the other boy didn't like. He went up to get more and the purple haired teen saw him getting talked to in French, smiling politely but obviously not understanding a word that was being said to him. Him came back looking confused but grinning nonetheless.

"I guess you need to learn French then" Ren said, more to himself than Yoh, who nodded anyway.

"You can teach me," he said through a mouthful or what looked like chicken. Ren looked up surprised.

"Me? But I'm not a teacher"

"Did I say you were?" Yoh asked, swallowing the food "It'll be easy, just teach me the basics."

"Like what?"

"I dunno, hello, goodbye, where's the food, stuff like that"

"Bonjour, au revior, où est la nourriture..." Ren muttered.

"Huh?"

"Never mind"

Yoh ate for what seemed like forever, he went up for 2nds, 3rds, 4ths until finally Ren stopped him and asked-

"Do you actually have a stomach or is there just a void where it should be?"

Yoh laughed, catching a look of the watch on Ren's wrist and paling slightly before recovering and leaving the table again. Looking at his arm he Ren realized they were already 15 minutes late for their afternoon lesson. Letting out a small sound of shock he jumped to his feet, grabbing Yoh's arm and dragging him out the café.

"Oh Ren!" The boy whined, grabbing hold of a lamppost before his companion could drag him further "I don't want to go back to school!" He held tight to the pole and despite Ren's best efforts could not be pried away.

"Well where do you suggest we go?" He hissed, kicking himself mentally, how could he be late on his first day at the school...well it wasn't like he really wanted to go anyway...why was he worried? 'Good question' his mind answered, and he relaxed considerably. Looking at Yoh he realized the boy was looking back with a smirk. Ren frowned back "and don't say back to the café, you can't still be hungry!" Yoh looked miserable for a while, until he realized he wasn't going to get his own way.

"We could go back to the flat" He muttered, thinking about what was on TV and blanched slightly when he realized anything that was on would be in French, and there for indecipherable, but Ren had already agreed.

"Good idea, that way we won't be caught, and I can get that shower I missed this morning" Ren said. Yohs eyes gleaned mischievously before he realized Ren meant alone in the shower. 'Well' his mind thought 'we could always do something about that'

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Ok don't worry, shower scene coming up, I just though I'd post so far now so you don't think I've forgotten about you. It will come soon, real soon, just keep your eyes peeled!

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Grins ok...well I have finally got round to typing the shower scene, nut knowing my luck I'd have hyped it up too much and you'll all be disappointed and never talk to me again...No!! Don't leave me!!

mailyn asakura – I'm sorry, here it is tho!! And I do have reasons...and they all revolve around laziness and uncertainty, as I've never done a yaoi fic before...

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They got back to the flat relatively quickly, meaning they only got lost once. They wouldn't have gotten lost if Ren had only asked for directions but Ren, as males do, refused, assuring Yoh he "knew where they were."

There was no one else in the block of flats as most of the occupants were students and so at school or college.

They let themselves in, Yoh complaining about the lack of a lift and asking Ren over and over to carry him.

"No!"

"Please"

"No!"

"But I'm tired!"

"I don't care!"

"Meany..."

It continued like this until the moaning boy realized they were already outside their door. Yoh immediately collapsed on the couch, flicking on the television but quickly turning it off and throwing the control at the wall, missing Ren by mere inches.

"Goddamn French TV..." He muttered, not paying attention to the Purple haired teen who was glaring at him.

"You almost hit my head!" Ren hissed, disbelieving.

"But I didn't though...." Yoh replied glumly, obviously bored. Ren sighed, and stepped nearer the bathroom, but paused before entering.

"This time, don't turn on the cold water tap," He pleaded, remembering when he had gotten scorched, unable to escape the burning water. Yoh of course found this amusing.

After making Yoh promise he stepped into the clean-looking bathroom, closing the door and piling his clothes in front to act as a mini lock. When he had set out a towel and turned on the water he stripped completely and stepped under warm water.

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'So...bored..." Yoh yawned, still sprawled on the sofa, half on half of it style. Once he heard the water start he had to resist the urge to break his promise and turn on the taps, just for some amusement!

Sighing he stared out the window, it occupied him for about two minutes until the clouds drifted out of sight and he was left looking at a blue square.

A sound form the bathroom drew his attention and his mind went into overdrive.

'Y'know...plenty of fun in there' his mind pointed out, Yoh shook his head.

"No...we agreed...not 'till we're both-"

'Go on! You'll never know unless you try...'

"But...I..."

'Go on!! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go-'

"Fine! I'm going, sheesh..."

'Heh heh heh'

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Ren closed his eyes, sighing in content. He leaned slightly on the wall, tilting his head backwards, facing the stream of water. He didn't hear when the door open slightly and a figure stepped in. He didn't see the silhouette of the figure come closer to the shower curtain, moving it aside slowly. Ren only knew he had company when a firm hand was pressed against his chest, pushing him flat against the cold wall.

"Y-Yoh?!" He stuttered, his eyes widening in shock "W-what...w-why? I don-" He had a finger put to his lips, silencing him. Yoh leaned in closer, his mouth nearly touching Ren's.

"I know...we agreed not to...do anything 'till both of us was...ready," The brown haired boy smiled, looking deep into Ren's eyes, leaning I even closer "I am" He whispered "Are you?" Yoh pulled back, still looking at Ren, who was already breathing heavily.

As if in response Ren leaned forward, catching Yoh in a fierce kiss, wrapping his arms round the boy's body. His companion grinned against the kiss, pushing Ren backwards against the wall again, his lips slipping along the purple haired teens jaw line and down over his neck. He kissed and nipped his way down Ren's chest, first leaving a deep red mark over his heart and then trailing his tongue down towards the boy's nipple.

Ren gasped as Yoh's lips closed around it, teasing it before moving to the next and then continuing downwards. Yoh's hands were around his waist, never moving as his body got lower and lower. The brown haired teen reached the tattoo and kissed his way around it before dipping his tongue in Ren's navel seductively, causing the boy to moan out, despite himself.

Ren pressed his palms flat against the wall, arching his back as the other teen ran his tongue along his hard member, taking it into his mouth briefly before standing back up, leaving his companion mewing for more. Yoh grinned mischievously and pulled Ren's body tight against his own. "Speak French" He whispered I the boy's ear, licking it slowly around the edge.

"Make me," Ren whispered back, challengingly, regaining slight control of himself until Yoh's hand slipped downwards, brushing his fingers against his length, teasing him. "Mon dieu! [1]" Ren whispered "Ne pas arrêter [2]" He pulled one hand up to pull Yoh's head closer, whilst the other slipped down to mimic the pleasures he was receiving.

Yoh started slightly, biting Ren's tongue in surprise but this didn't stop the purple haired boy continue to stroke and caress Yoh's length. He felt his companion shudder but not climax so he picked up his pace, pushing their chest close together.

Ren was in control for the minute but was quickly loosing concentration as Yoh's hand worked on him and he found himself making stifled groans into the boy's mouth, which were echoed by his companion.

Ren reached completion a few seconds before Yoh, both letting out quiet cries and then collapsing against each other, the water washing away all evidence of the events that took place.

Ren sighed shakily, his back against the wall "Mon dieu...mon dieu[3]" He whispered.

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[1] "My god"

[2] "Do not stop"

[3] "My god...my god"

hmm...well please tell me what you think!! It's my first try at a yaio scene and im nervous...if I get flamers its coming down!! looks nervous