Note: This is so amateur and bad, it's funny. (And just so I don't get my head chewed off: no offense to any Terra-worshippers. It's all in good fun. )
Terra Turned to Stone Today...
Terra turned to stone today,
and left her fans to cry.
The 'shippers merely laugh and say,
"We wanted her to die!"
O Terra, so small and misled,
how your story made me sad.
I may be joyous that you're dead-
but your life? It was bad.
Curse Amy Wolfram, writer from hell,
for bringing you to life.
If she brings you back, then, well,
I'll kill her with a knife.
For now let us all cease to scoff;
our songs of gladness raise.
And offer Slade, who killed her off,
an endless hymn of praise.
For we may suffer lack and doubt,
be criticized and mocked...
our enemies are still devout,
but Terra?
She's a rock.