CRAZY DK!
Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or any of its characters.
It's another boring day: Fox, DK and Marth are in Fox's house bored with nothing to do but talking.
"What time is it?" Asked Marth bored.
"The hell I know!" Groaned DK.
For a couple of minutes the three smashers were silent. They were just sitted in a couch looking around, to see if Fox's house was interesting.
"Hey, Fox! Where's that fucking cap I offered you at your birthday last week?" Asked Marth mad, breaking the silence.
"Huh...what cap, Marth?" Fox asked a bit confused.
"What cap! THE CAP!"
"What cap?"
"THE CAP!"
"What cap, Marth!"
"THE FUCKING CAP! DAMMIT! YOU STUPID MORON!"
Fox didn't know why was Marth so angry about it. What was his problem after all! Maybe he did offered him a cap, but he just simply forgot about it! He has been taking memory pills in the past days.
"OH NO!" DK cried.
"What!" Asked Fox.
"I FORGOT TO BRING MY FROZEN YOGURTS COLLECTION!"
Fox didn't know if he should laugh or cry. Why did he have such a stupid collection? It was just stupid!
"Fuck! I'm really fucking mad with Mario and Luigi!" Marth groaned trying to change the subject.
"Why?" Fox asked.
"Cuz, when I arrived home I saw Mario sitted in my couch masturbating himself!"
"WHAT!" Fox almost jumped with disgust.
"Then, I asked him what the hell was his idea, and you know at he told me?"
"Nope." Fox nodded.
"He told me: The hell, Luigi told the me the hell I know what and then, masturbation and other damn things, the hell, fuck it, I don't know."
"What? I didn't understand a thing what you just said!"
"Neither I did."
Fox sighed. This is definitly not a good day. Marth is incridibly mad, and he swears all time. And DK is despered because he forgot to bring his frozen yogurts collection. Not that Fox cared aobut that stupid collection...
"Bathroom!" DK exclaimed.
Fox and Marth looked at him.
"Sure. Use it if you need it." Fox said.
"BATHROOM AND YOGURTS FOR EVER!"
Marth and Fox thought he was crazy and tried not to laugh. But, then, DK take's off his shirt and starts to dance like a stripper and opens Fox's bathroom door and starts drinking the toilet's water. Marth and Fox couldn't believe their eyes! Then, DK went to Fox's kitchen and open his fridge, took out a yogurt, opened it and threw it at the window. And then he took out another from the fridge.
"Easy, now Donkey Kong, that's not a frozen yogurt. That's just a normal yogurt. And it's mine. So put it away, please, if you don't mind." Fox advised.
"Me...likes...yogurts..."
"You ran away from the bughouse, didn't you?" Marth asked mocking him.
"Marth, you're a STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT, MOTHER FUCKER, SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"
Marth hated those insults and started punching and kicking DK.
"TAKE THIS!" DK yelled kicking him in the nuts.
Marth screamed with pain and fell on the floor.
"AND-AND-AND THERE'S ABOUT TWO BILLION WINES AND TWO YELLOW COCONUTS!" Dk sang.
"That does it Donkey Kong, OUT!" Fox yelled loosing his patience.
"MAKE ME!"
Fox grabed DK's arm and led him to the door, but before he could open it DK kicked him in the nuts and spit on his face.
"I spit in the face of the people who don't want to be cool! I'm Donkey Kong Cool!"
DK opened the door and left Fox's house. This wasn't definitly a normal day!
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