hullo all my adoring fans! guess what? i'm actually writing another story! yes, yes, although hard 2 believe, it's very true… and since they made that stupid rule, that "no script format" rule, i guess i'll hav 2 write like regular…grrrrrrrrr…...! o well, better get started!

disclaimer: i don't own n-e of the .hackSIGN characters, because if i did, y would I b writing this? i wouldn't, that's y! i'd b paying someone 2 write it 4 me!

"Tsukasa…."

Subaru, all alone, lie facedown on the ground, beat up…

"Uh, Subaru, you can get up, this is just a game…" Mimiru told her. "It's not like you're REALLY near death. Stupid…"

"Well, maybe I am MENTALLY scarred, did you think of that?" Subaru said, getting up and healing herself. Mimiru just stared at her like she was an idiot.

"So, where's Tsukasa? I haven't seen him around this server lately," Mimiru brought up.

"I dunno, maybe Bear knows…" Subaru replied.

"Bear's a butt and think he knows everything…I think he's a teacher. That is very teacher-like, to act like you know everything, when in actuality, you wouldn't be anything without the little snidely 'Teacher's Manual!' They deserve the pay they get for torturing the students all day! And what do the teachers actually DO in the Teacher's Lounge anyway? I mean, is it just a broken coffee machine and a cassette player in there, or is all that just a cover for an underground dance party that serves free nachos? Hmmmmm, hmmmmm!"

"Ummmm…..what are we talking about now? Are we talking about Bear or how teachers are stupid or the teacher's lounge?" Just then, something happens.

"Haha, you're retarded! Subaru's a stupid-head!" Helba said, popping out of the Chaos Gate that she just made.

After her mocking, an angry Subaru asked, "HOW DOES SHE DO THAT!"

"She's a hacker, she can do whatever she wants, remember?" BT says.

"When did you get here?" Mimiru said.

"Well, I…."

Mimiru cut her off. "Never mind, I don't care any more. I don't conversate with….with…"

"With what, Mimiru?" BT asked sharply.

"WITH BIG-HEADED-BACK-STABBING-POOPY-DOO-HEADS!" Mimiru said angrily. "At least I don't have to use a game to get guys! Why are you so desperate! Are you to stupid to live by yourself and need a big, strong man to take care of you? And what is the deal with you and Bear? Did y'all go out or something!"

BT, acting like she's "all that," as the kids say, snickered and gated out.

"I wouldn't be surprised if she goes and tells Sora what ya just said to her…" Subaru said quietly.

"Aww, it doesn't matter. Ever since he was Data Drained, he's no threat." Mimiru said slyly.

After a long pause, Subaru turns and says, "I think I wanna be a hacker."

Mimiru looked at her blankly for a while, and then said, "Are you serious! I always thought you were a goody-goody! I guess you proved me wrong! So, what made wanna become a hacker?"

Subaru said, "I think it's just because I have nothing better to do. And Helba gets to do all the really cool stuff! I wanna do cool stuff! Like, like popping out of nowhere to insult people, or make infinite virtual pbj sandwiches to eat, or other cool stuff like that!"

"First off, if you make pbj sandwiches, why would it matter? You couldn't taste them or anything. And second of all, you have to be really smart to do that, and you're not…" silence, "So, where's Tsukasa?"

Flustered, Subaru said, "Well, just you wait! I'm going to become a hacker! I'm gonna be the cbest, even better than Helba! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In your face!" As soon as her last sentence was finished, she logged out.

Mimiru stood there for a while, figured that Subaru could never pull it off, and went to go see all the cute little baby grunties.

In the real world, at the local library, the whole Hacking for Dummies books were checked out.

so, how was it? just remember that this is my first time writing in, like, a year. so, go and review! wat r u waiting 4, GO REVIEW! NOW!