From the Diary of Jou Katsuya.
Chapter 1: The Tweebs
Warnings: swearing. Yami and Yugi bashing! SORRY I REALLY LOVWE THEM BUT IT'S FUNNY! Seto, underestamating Jou ALOT!
Summary: "Today was hell but in a good way if that's even possible -which I know it's not-" Chapter 2
Summary: Jou writes about his day-to-day during one of the most abnormal weeks -besides ancient sprits- in his little diary. R for swearing and…swearing that's it.
Nakita: The cousin Ryou Bakura Age: 15 Sex: female. (Reincarnate of ... Nakira!)
Nakira: The sister of Bakura, Age: 5019 (1) Sex: female Tomb-raider (not robber!) and Miko (priestess)
And this story is also an AU, because Jou's dad is not a drunk or poor. He is well paid (coughrichcough) Lawyer and BLAH! Ryou is Jou's best friend since they were 5 :D ...okays enough of that crap!
Waking to the bright light emitting from the thin curtains that hung loosely in his bedroom. (1) Jou wakes up, stretching, he dawns his infamous grin. Showering and such he prepares for new, sunny Monday morning at Domino High. The smell of breakfast filled his nose as he walked from his bedroom to the kitchen. This was new indeed.
His father looked young, only around25 years of age, truth be told he was 32. Yes, the man was young when he married. He was only doing the right thing you know; marrying his girlfriend because she was pregnant. Good man Jou's father, unlike what some people believed; worked hard and cried himself to sleep each night thinking of what could have been (with Jou's mom of course), but now he found peace with going to and fro from work., with a glistening smile and a heart of gold. Jou was down right proud of his father.
Jou ran down the steps of his mid-town apartment to find boxes and furniture piled up to the ying-yang."Morning, Katsuya"
"Hey, Pops breakfast smells great"
"Bacon and waffles, hope you don't mind."
"You know I'll eat almost anything."
"That I do."
"No problem, but I must meet with Tristan on the way to school as usual."
"Alright Jou, when you come home I have a huge surprise. So tell me if you'll be late, as I will you, if need be."
"Alright."
Jou's dad sat down and ate with Jou both simultaneously sipping their coffee. (2) They both finish in silence. Jou washed the dishes.
"Did you complete your homework" his dad calls from his room upstairs.
"In school" was the only reply as always.
"Need a ride"
"Yea, sure."
Sitting in the passenger seat of the deep red Mercedes Benz. (3) Pulling up to the usual meeting place, Jou hugs his father and says he's parting.
Jou, to his friends, does not use his high vocabulary or greater intelligence of any sort, take away his street sense which he had a lot of as well. He acted like a normal student with…straight A's but that's not the point. Stepping out of the care Jou walks to his meeting point to see his pointy haired friend. No, not Yugi, Honda. Realizing he's late from their rendezvous point he runs to make up some time.
"So sorry I'm late" The blond was out of breath so his words only came out as a pant. "That's alright pal, but we better get going, the gang's waiting."
"Yer 'ight 'et's go." Jou replied laying on the thick fake 'punk' accent everyone gullibly thought was real. He should really become an actor.
"Hi Honda, Jou" The little tri-coloured haired teen greeted his friends.
"Hey, Yuuge"
"Hi, Yuugi."
" 'Ello gang" Their British friend greeted them.
"Hey, Ryou"
-In Class-
"Class, Today we are having a pop quiz! Please get out your pencils and paper. I'll be writing your questions on the board."
The entire class groaned, including prize intellectual Jou. School was a waste of time, if it wasn't for his friends and bugging the hell out of a certain CEO.
Yawn, the teacher finishes writing the last question on the board. It was a give in, the teacher wanted EVERYONE to at least get one mark. Without thinking Jou finished the last question with ease. Standing, he gives the sheet to the teacher.
After the rest of the class finished the rest of the period was free.
"Wow, Jou you finished the quiz fast! How do you think you did"
Oh shit, maybe he should have waited to hand it in. For a teen genius Jou was sure stupid. "Um...Err...I gave up I only did like halfda questions" he lied laughing nervously at his younger friend. "What about you two" He asked the two look-a-likes since the 5000 year old spirit didn't want to leave his little hikari alone or in danger.
"It was definitely different from ancient mathematics." the taller of the two said.
"Yea, it was really hard. I'll be surprised if I get more then 70" yugi sighed.
"What is this? The mutt and the tweebs fail the pop-quiz"
"Didn't know the great Kaiba Seto watched such feeble cartoons and as to one so...quaint either." Jou dropped the stupid act for a second.
The brunette raised his eyebrow. 'Feeble? Quaint? Since when has my pup been so smart?' Yep you heard right his puppy. "Since when has a mutt like you knew such words as 'feeble'"
"Yourself known."
"Nani?" Kaiba snarled.
"You said if I recall 'Like you knew such words as feeble' when in proper English you should have said, 'since when has a mutt like yourself known such words as feeble.'"
By this time everyone in the class was staring down the two. Sure it was common for the two to fight but Jounouchi, just corrected Kaiba. THE KAIBA -FRICKING- SETO!
-Jou P.O.V-
I stood there holding in my not-so-clear amusement, you had just called Yuugi and Atemu; former king of all Egypt "tweebs". Twin-Dweebs if I remembered correctly.
'Kim Possible. (4) Never thought Kaiba would be one to watch such...dribble.'
And that is when I said. "Didn't know the great Kaiba Seto watched such feeble cartoons as to one so...quaint" I mentally slapped myself for letting my intelligence slip.
"Since when has a mutt like you knew such words as 'feeble'"
'Ouch, that was hard to hear' since made to speak English in all classes for Domino High is an Immigrating school (5) 'and here I thought Kaiba was an excellent linguist.' Little mistakes like that seem to get under my skin so..."Yourself known" I correct him in a bored matter. Not exactly the BEST thing to do when dealing with someone like him but hey!
"Nani" so you went back to Japanese, lot of help that did.
"You said if I recall 'Like you knew such words as feeble' when in proper English you should have said, 'since when has a mutt like yourself known such words as feeble.'" Your mouth dropped as did the "tweebs", not excluding the rest of the class, who all joined your epic mock of looking like a complete and utter FISH. Time to go back to being clueless Jou, not Joey Wheeler, (6) kid genius. I would sigh but I have to put on an act for the real world.
"Wha' ?" I cock my head to the side in a very Jou fashion.
"Jou..." the "tweebs" asked in unison.
1:53am!
Sigh I can't sleep, I'm so excited! You know that surprise, well you don't but still the surprise was WE MOVED! How could I be so dense -.- to not know? The signs, the boxes… I'm not entitled to be called a genius...oh well. Okay well everyone keeps asking me about my "smatness" yes SMAT! (7) A little term I made with Ryou to explain uncontrollable bursts of intelligence. Don't ask. Anyway some questions asked were as followed:
Jou, I thought you were failing English (Yuugi)
Yea, bud I thought you fully blew that class (Honda)
I bet you found that word in the dictionary one day and thought if you fit it in to a bunch of sentences it would fit. You should be thankful you didn't make a fool of yourself in front of Kaiba. (Anzu, but what does she know...that's right NOTHING!)
And I answered all in the same way "It's called studying -fools" Okay so I only thought the fool part but still, it was implied. Well I'm off, not to bed, just off, maybe I'll explore my house, scratch that! MY MANSION! Yep, I'll do that :)
P.S I think I might start calling them that "tweebs" but not to their faces of course but… snickers
Joey: Omg, I have a kick ass character.
Seto: You made me STUPID!
Mae: Noooooooooooo, just ...shocked…
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A/N: O-TAY! I had to change my rating because of swearing and the admin booted my other kick arse story. SO this in result an R rated fic...so gimped...anyways I'm out!...and sorry for the shortness
1-There was something important but I forget what…hmm
2-Coffee it's a good thing!
3-Very nice car!
4-North American cartoon show, okay but repetitive
5-Like everyone from out of Japan that moves into Domino has to go to that school…its gimped!(my explanation.)
6- Yes, the dubbed name don't through a fit there is a plot to my madness
7- My friends started saying this word in like grade 8 and I'm like what does that mean and they just replied it means SMAT-.-'that did not help so I figured I should put a meaning to it!