From the Diary of Jou Katsuya.
Chapter 2:
Rating: R for swearing and…swearing that's it.
Chapter summary: "Today was hell but in a good way if that's even possible -which I know it's not-" (Chapter 2)
Summary: Jou writes about his day-to-day during one of the most abnormal weeks -besides ancient sprits- in his little diary. R for swearing and…swearing that's it.
A/N: Yea I know, script format abuse got it kicked. So can you NOT report me thanks!
Mel: We no own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mae: So you know sue!
Mel: Or I'll cut you!
November 11 (I've been forgetting dates lately)
12:01 am
You know, I'm so thankful dad changed my name prior to competitions. Sure I was happy existing as Joey Wheeler… NOT! It was 'what this' and 'when that' and 'how come' in every direction. It gets tiring, being a smart-ass. Oh well Smart Teen (1) was epic! When I clearly knew the answer, I ran away from the competition, good times. Smart Teen WAS this competition dealing with children and teens with high intellect. Okay it's a brainy kid contest whatever same thing. Well I was in the finals, it was between me and Ryou Bakura -that's how we meet- well it came down to the final question and Ryou and I ran. We ran away from everything, the lights, the books, the -I'm-better-then-you-so-kiss-my-ass-kids, everything. With our dads behind us it was quite a rush of fun too. Anyways as I was saying I am Jounouchi Katsuya by birth, Joey Wheeler by Smart kid watchers around the world. That led me here. Well after we ran they had to shut the contest down, never could find competitors like us...hmm...those were the days...the Crappy days. Well I'm glad it's over now, or I would have a lot of explaining to do Yuuge and the gang, and then there is Kaiba who recently took a lot of interest in my "new found" intelligence. Unlike my friends he's not trust worthy cough gullible cough so he didn't believe the study lie. And I quote "No one can go from dimwit to able to use high vocabulary with such ease overnight" How does he know I don't have a photographic memory? Which I do, but that's beside the point. Today was hell but in a good way if that's even possible -which I know it's not- but still. Hell as in chaotic. Dad decided to finally tell me about his promotion, raise and bonus (2). So that's why we moved and we got MAIDS! And butlers. This is so Shwagg! (3) Well I'll be off I must get some sleep I have a feeling things are going to go to hell tomorrow
P.S I HAVE MAIDS! (4)...and a limo with a hot driver...but not the point!
P.S.S I refuse to ride in that thing, I'll look like Otogi or worse KAIBA!
Waking once again, it was Wednesday, shittiest day of the week. The past weekend hasn't left your thoughts; plans always were concocted on today, and then smoothed out on tomorrow. While everyone prepared for Saturday on Friday.
Seto P.O.V
"Class, your quiz results are in, before I tell you what your marks are, I'd like to see Mr. Kaiba and Mr. Jounouchi in my office."
'How can that vile woman call that hole in a wall an office? I have bigger closets' I stood, scowl on my face as my puppy and I went to that wench's corner space.
"Well seems the two of you have the highest grades in your class, very impressive boys. Perfect scores!"
This was a shock; I was barely thriving to keep myself from gaping. Is this the reason why puppy has seen the teacher after each test because he aced it? Of course I get good grades but I never bother to get perfect scores.
"Congrats, now go back to your peers."
My cue to leave, I turn on my heel making my way to the door when I feel a slight pressure on my shoulder, it's my puppy I know it.
"What?" I glare hatefully at him. Can't he see that I don't mean it? Can't he tell that I love him? He stiffens then shifts from foot to foot almost...nervous?
"D-Don't tell dem okay? dey dun't need to know."
'Hmmm, Pup doesn't want me to tell? Why? What would that do? Oh well I am in every way happy to comply.'
"Inu, look I have no interest in your little friends, but tell me one thing?" Notice how I didn't say I have no interest in him. He nods golden hair bouncing in a way that makes me want to pounce on him. "Who are you?" I stress the word 'you' adding a glare for effect, and make my way back into class not waiting for the answer. I want to know, I do, I want to know my puppy inside and out. But I leave heading to my desk. The boy comes out flustered, I think I helped him in his charade though I will find out what's happening with you pup.
Stander by's P.O.V
"Jou, you look pale what happened?" little Yugi, precious little Yugi, and looky here, Ryou's back from England or where ever he went to visit his mom. He and his sister went while Nakira and Bakura kept house...well mansion. Is it just me or do most of the Yugi-tachi have mansions? Ryou's father could barely handle the two Yami's so he slipped them some sleeping pills, BRILLANT MAN! (5)
"Jou, just sit, your completely flushed" The blond complied to the Brit's request. Figuring he has to find a quick excuse for he current state. "I-I-er got horrible results on the quiz," he quickly lied. "-And that Kaiba didn't make it any better." He mumbled the last part.
"Sorry Jou. But it was a hard quiz." The Pharaoh (A/N: Tweeb 2 :P) states.
Ryou gave him a knowing look then went back to his work.
'This is incredibly easy, it pains me to lie like this but I can't let anyone know about Joey Wheeler; for he died long ago.' The blonde released from the initial Kaiba shock and continued working.
Normal P.O.V - Later that evening in the Jounouchi home.
"- Matte, Matte, Matte?"
"Nani Katsu-kun?"
"You mean to say that you-" he points to his father "-are having a party here-" he points down to the ground "on Saturday night?"
"Hai, with my bosses, clients and their families. You can invite your friends and everything."
"I'm NOT going; I'm staying over at my friends!"
"Iie, iie, iie I was thinking you could find a companion at the party a nice girl or boy!"
"Dad...how did you know my...err...sexuality!"
"Your little diary." he states simply
"DAD!"
"Well it was just idly lying under your bed in that box with lock on it."
"DAD!"
"Jou..."
"DAD!"
"H-hai"
"Dad…" His voice calmed down a little ONLY a little
"Well, I only read your diary it's not like I made copies and pasted them all over your school"
"Dad" Jou said threateningly calm. "OUT!"
"But-"
"DAD"
The man eep'd and ran from the youth's room barely dodging a shoe aimed for his head.
November 12
1:01am (damn palindrome)
Sometimes I hate being right all the time! I knew it, as predicted, life got stranger and also, I'm bored. So bored...stupid dumb, messed over, and lack of better words FUCKED up boredom. I'm going to wander. Photographic memory does NOT help with directions. I got lost several times trying to find my room. Well mindless ranting will NOT help! I'm loathing this party thing, so I'm not going. Well I'm out.
P.S. I still got maids!
Author's break!
I was going to end this chapter but then I thought Why not make this two chapters in one SOO I'm continuing and I hope you all know that, that means this story will only be 3 chapters in length 1 more left...If you guys REALLY want a sequel you'll have to wait till I finish "Jewels" basically the prequel to this story...alright continuing!
Now this story is going to be so short >. It's about 3/5 done I think I've gotten suggestions So I'm ending it almost blindly at this point though I do have a pretty good idea of the ending which if you like this story are going to HATE for clear reasons when I do write it.
P.S: A challenge to anyone out there that has any suggestions for a story for me to write. One-Shot, full length, short, One-sided anything. I'm up for the challenge it's up to you...and yea that's it. Just review with:
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Yep that's all and It's open till march:P I know long time ne? Oh well you guys are probably pissed that I'm not writing the story. GOMEN NASAI! (I'm bad at angst...but I'll try)
BACK TO STORY
"So what's up?" (6)
"I heard that you are having a party at your house this Saturday!"
"Yea, but I'm not going."
"Why not? Come on, you have to!"
"Nuh-uh Yuuge no matter what you pull I ain't showin' my face in fron' of my father dat night, he's trying to set me up I just know it!"
"But Jounouchi, it sounds like fun!"
"How'd you know anyway?"
"Otogi-kun told me, he was invited as business and told me all about it."
"Oh."
"Come on Jounouchi-kun (7)! We can all dress up again; it will be so much fun! Ryou and Malik can come to it will be like going to the club!" The young teen -tweeb- gasped audibly "We can go so that no one will be able to tell it's us even our Yami's will know. That way when see our crushes we can flirt with them and don't have to be shy since they won't even know it's us! Come on Jounouchi-kun it will be SOOOO MUCH FUN!"
"I don't know Yuuge, I'm pretty sure Mai won't be there."
"Jou, this is me you are talking to I know you don't like her anymore...you know who I mean!"
"Humph, I have no clue what yer talkin' 'bout. I'm ain't goin'"
"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssse?" Yugi knew it was time to play dirty and he would get his way and if it meant pulling the puppy-eyes then by all means.
"No fair! I'll go, I'll go just stop."
The tri coloured haired youth grin triumphantly. He won he always does.
November 12
11:53pm
Is it just me, or is everyone looking forward to this party but me? Yuuge, Otogi, even Malik couldn't help but be excited. ARGH and I agreed to dress as a girl... if you are wondering which most likely are not since you are not alive, I will give you the 411. Well one day Yugi, Ryou, Malik, and Otogi, all got into this competition with the yami's and Honda, and me being the nice guy I am figured I'd help them. Well we lost and our punishment as made by most likely Honda was for us to dress as girls and go to this new club. Well let's just say I've got talked into doing it a couple more times after that, DAMN INNOCENT LIGHTS AND THE PUPPY-EYES. Today went by rather quickly just to show Thursdays aren't any better from Wednesdays. Later days!
P.S No I'm not going to say I have maids. I'm going to say I'm loathing Thursday!
P.S.S I've got Maids! I still can't get over that!
November 13
1:30am
I'm going to regret staying up this late but I am suffering from a short case of insomnia. This cannot be healthy; hey I can see how Seto-kun feels every morning! ...LMAO! It really is quite funny, I just read over this journal cough I refuse to call it a diary (7). And about 12 out of the last 18 entries mentioned Seto-kun in some way shape or form even when I didn't mean to...LOL...anyways bye for I part once more...(what the fuck was I think when I ended that!)
P.S I might actually be able to sleep...maybe!
Next day- lunch
"So, Jou when is the party?"
"Sata'day, 7pm to midni'. 1175 Omisaki Rd." he answered his friend quickly.
"Inviting Anzu?"
"HELL-NAH ya kno I barely wanna go as it is. Invitin' her? Ya must be mad."
"The girl is whack!" The three boys laugh at the last comment
"Hey guys what's so funny" This earned a groan from the boys. As the object of their hate came up to them.
"Nothing, Honda-kun just said a really funny joke" It's kind of sad when lil Yuugi doesn't want to hang around someone, even if that someone was the Fruity Friendship Fairy (dubbed by Jou)
"Iie! Otogi-kun. I'd look like a- like a- like a"
"SLUT!"
"But you didn't mind when we all went to the club."
The 3 boys were seated in Ryuji's bedroom. The place was filled with pink and black, boy was this guy a chick, I wouldn't be surprised if he was one. The boys were arguing over the outfit, dice boy picked out for the little duelist.
"Hey, I'm here everyone!"
"! Malik-kun"
"Hi"
"hello! Ishtar"
They all greeted as the fourth party of there group joined them on their gender quest(8)
"Jou, what kind of party is this, Yugi, the outfit is just so...well you know."
"heh, it's a fancy party so It's dressy I guess."
"Then why is Yugi holding such a...provocative outfit." Malik places his words carefully.
"It IS DUKE'S clothes"
"True, very true."
After what seems like hours of sifting through dice-boys extraordinarily large closet they seem to pick out one to match their individual flare.
6pm Saturday November14
Weird writing in the middle of the day like this, in a car. I only have one complaint I DO NOT WANT TO ATTEND! I told my old man that I'm staying at a friend so he won't know it's me! So I can leave whenever I want. In Ryuji's limo, putting on make-up and doing our hair. Yep, we are officially girls. -.-...hold on...ITAI! Oh shit my eye. Screw mascara such a bitch. If I sound conceited in the next sentence I'm sorry but. I look hot!
"Yugi, you have to keep still!"
"sorry"
"OWW...that was my eye!"
"sorry Jounouchi -.-"
"watch it! With that thing."
Mae: yea, it sucks SO I don't care...
Mel: RR
Mae: Okay, that's the middle the next chapter is the last and about 17 pages long...>. Well g2g peace buhbyes and teddybears! 3
A/N: This story is crap! But that's my opinion tell me what you think I need to know!
Mel: done!