From the Diary of Jou Katsuya.
Chapter 3: Catch My Sarcasm
Rating: Pg-13 for swearing and…swearing that's it.
Chapter summary: "The end...the day of the big party was here and left and all I can say is..."
(Chapter 3)
Summary: Jou writes about his day-to-day during one of the most abnormal weeks -besides ancient sprits and evil villains trying to take over the world- in his little diary. R for swearing and…swearing that's it.
A/N: Yea I know, script format abuse got it kicked. So can you NOT report me thanks!
Mel: We no own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Mae: So you know sue!
Mel: Or I'll cut you!
(A/N: T.T sniffles I'm okay it's just this is my first complete fanfiction it's beautiful! Okay I have a new story ready ...okay so I have 4 new stories ready . I just have to type them...so onwards!)
MOKUBA
Stepping from my limo I arrive at the door of my family lawyer, promotion party. Whoever heard of such things. I am over tired. Standing at the door I'm greeted by a maid. She takes my coat flirting like her life depended on it with my brother. That was dry he shoved past her and walked away...burn. She is so lame. Tarty fruit. Just Great! I spend to much time with the British! Nice people from the ones I meet but still...Nice place though. I step inside and am handed a mask, masquerade...yippee!...fun...catch my sarcasm? Looking up at my brother he seems to be locked in a staring contest with the dark blue mask he received. I shoot him a look that screams "Put-The-Bloody-Thing-on", see to much time with the British. I slip on my sliver blue mask. I'm all for blue but you need a change ne? The 'party' was nice boring compared to my last birthday but fun for a business party.
NAKIRA- hell
HELL! This is going to be hell, but I always have fun is hell like atmospheres. Hell Maybe my brother will attempt to steal something! Stupid Hikari, wouldn't let me take my own body, what shit! oo what's with the mask, kita?
it's a party thing you know, umm a source of amusement.
the only 'amusement' I need is Ryou trying to get 'Kura not to steal something, and you know it.I think to my other side..
trueshe sighs. I have had to laugh she definitely is more...conserved then me...less dare I say -evil-. Nope close sadistic, and homicidal!... that's them! Well let's see about this party thing now. By ra seems so cool...catch my sarcasm? Who am I kidding this is HELL
Duke- vein
"We're here!" I announce to everyone in my limo. My work is brilliant, if I do say so my self. But maybe putting -heat applied- extensions on in a car is not the best idea. Jou is going to have burns on his ears for life, okay so maybe a week still he'll bitch and whine about them. Oh while his hair looks as great as I do! I took my hair out still accompanied by a red headband, just with out the diamonds. I'm wearing a red dress, I would kill for a tank top and miniskirt right now. Jou soooo owes me, so he's my cousin from Rome -if anyone asks that is- don't know f he is smart enough to pull off the scholar but, hey you never know. Ooo a masquerade, we are handed ball mask, ladies kind of course. As I walk by a male servant. Short pasty and ugly just my type! Catch my sarcasm. Anyways so I flick my wavy black hair over my shoulder allowing the red mask to bring out my emerald green eyes. He's drooling. That's a laugh and a half! LMAO. I never get tired of that! Let the flirting fun begin!
Yugi- beauty
I'm nervous, shy I guess yami is suppose to come with Marik and Honda they probably won't know it's us. Ooo, yay this should be fun! -gasp- I hope he likes me! If he doesn't know it's me I'll just play my part. I am Yasumi, for tonight at least. Oh masquerade adds to my plan. 1 I'll notice him by the hair but Malik Straightened my hair and added these cursed extensions, he died -not permanent mind you but- my blond bangs red and with highlights then two random braids. The guy should be a beautician...-gasp- I can see it know... "De Nile, Egyptian flare with a modern twist." I can see the big neon sing...AHAHA! I'm in searching for yami yet to be found. -pouts- oh well I'll just wait, that shall be fun...catch my sarcasm?
Malik- Red, White and Blood? O.o
Dodo do, I'm bored! This mask is itchy as the underworld. Where's Marik, I'm going to kick him if he recks my car then there will be one bloody red mess to clean up. I could always drowned him...hmm... I might keep my hair like this, I look like that guy from that anime...um...yu,...hikishu...um... YU YU HAKUSHO!...right that's it I look like that damned pretty boy kitsune. Except my hair is straighter and shorter and I have violet eyes. But STILL! Well I finally see them from the car, no visble scratches good, good. HOLY COW they had pop in MY car. ®¢? If they split one effing drop on my white leather interior shadow realm all of them! Even the -great king of games- catch my sarcasm? I'm pretty sure I'm pacing now, if my heel breaks I'll yell BLOODY MURDER these are my best white pumps! Oh well. Oh god let the fun begin -.-.
Ryou- sounds of my mind. -translation- 1
- sounds of my mind. -translation- 1Lalala! -boredom-
Hmm? -what-
Kugf -fuck I stepped in a puddle
Itai -oww-
Oww -I fell-
Fwww -my dress slid up-
Argh -I don't want to but I will-
Ooo -nice place-
Lolola -this should be a bloody blast-
Nana -catch my sarcasm?-
Ekk -smack -Don't me-
Grwww -slap hands of-
Humph -serves you right!-
This is not bad I geuss, I mean I walked by Manni my personal maid and she didn't even notice me, I she glared at me what the fu-" Tsk, tsk, tsk jealousy will get you know where. Be it for my dad to make any event spontaneously random and add a mask. A masquerade. Very interesting. Okay I meet up with Yuuge, Otogi, and Malik a.k.a Yasumi, Ame , and Yume. I find it funny really, Night, rain and dream, and of course me passion, Jyounetsu. I greet them with a faint smile and a nod. We are then accompanied by a female -I think- can't be to sure now a days now can you? She had her baby's breath blue hair tied up in two messy buns held up by chopsticks and streked with black.
"Hi!" the shortest of our group greeted.
"Hey, you have no idea it is to find anyone my age. And when I meet the host I was surprised when I couldn't find his son." The girl talk fast.
I stare at her eyes hazel with burning fire- Nakita! She dyed her hair? Since when? Most likely the work of Ryou, or her magic welding yami. Heh, it suits her.
"Well you wouldn't know would you Nakita?" She eyes me suspiciously though I'm still debating on wither it is fake or not.
She gasps. "Jounouchi, Yugi, Malik, DUKE!" She asks incredously.
"The one in the same." Otogi smirks. What a dipshit.
"Wow...you ...girls look great!"
"Thanks!
"Oh, Ryou is here too! He is dressed up all pretty! I love the light colour on him so ..kawaii! But he wants to be called Ryne (Lyn) For tonight. Do you guys have names?"
"Yasumi" Yugi replies softly
"Night...right?" She asks receiving a nod and a shy smile.
"Jyounetsu...it's very close to me name!" I answer off-handedly.
"Passion, ne?
"Yep!"
"Ame...what can I say I like the rain." Otogi throws his hair over his shoulder. Nakita giggled and nodded. He is such a narcissist
"Yume"
"Oh Yea, I'd loved to see you in my dream!" Nakita jokes. Everyone laughs. Then Malik goes weirdly quiet. He seems to be staring at something ...or someone...IS THAT RYOU! Wow. He sure did dress up. By Ra it is. He look so different his has is tied in a high ponytail with crystal glitter in it and he's wearing all white. Malik waves him over.
We all greet and explain, seems that we are all hear and all bored. Somehow I think Ryou's 'speech' was a little planned out...something is up. Or maybe I'm just paranoid! Meh.
As fate would have it a tall (shorter than me but still) dark, and handsome guy politely asks yug -er- Yasumi to dance; lucky bitch. "she" politely accepts. DAMN HIM!
"Aww, no fair! Yugi got a partner!" Malik whines stomping his white pump on thw wooden floor.
"I know, I practical scream 'Molest me' but fo I get asked to-"
"Would you like to dance?" DAMN RYUJI!
I sigh obviously frustrated I knew this party was going to be trapped.
"Just us four now." Nakita sighs as she plops down on the couch.
"Yep, yay boredom." Malik agrees dryly.
Suspicously Ryou hasn't said a word all night save the quite "hello" and "pardon me" I grunt as I sit very un-lady like, as if I give a flying fuck. (A/N: Jounouchi! Such a potty mouth tch.)
"Dance?"
"Drink?"
Two equally rough almost malicious voices as the two shy hikaris -not that Malik is very shy mind you.
"I feel unloved and rejected." Nakita clucks her tongue as she spins a previously pulled out chopstick in between her fingers.
"I can't believe all of you are here"
Three pissed yami's and a monkey glare at me as I approach them and I glare right back. Do they think they intimidate me?
"Priest"
"hn."
"Kaiba."
"Seto, give it a rest." I drop my glare and look down at my younger brother - I think. I'll never get over what he did to his hair I'm glad it's only temporary. That brown does not suit, the cut I like his hair was way to long. But brown hair on Mokuba, a bit odd. You would think you could go to a casual business party and not have to act professional but yet you get stuck with the geeks from your school. With now sign of my pup. The only way I even recognized them was by monkey boys hair. The pharaoh dyed his hair pure black and it's not even it's usual spiked its straight and in a ponytail. The weird things people do for attention, when I wish to be rid of it.
"Alright Mokuba." I say smirking slightly. "What are you doing here anyways?" I turn my attention back to glare at the 4.
"Searching for our lights." Is Yami's reply.
"If you can call duke that." Cone head mumbles. Ooo so dignified...catch my sarcasm?
"Hn." So we are all just standing there glaring at everything. The thief starts scanning the room. Then stops and gives a low whistle of appreciation.
"I'd like to pull up to that bumper and spank that monkey." At that moment Mokuba does this weird thing with his eyes mental image O.o. Yea, that's it. It still manages to freak me out though he has been doing it since he was 12. I raise an eyebrow at both the weird statement and at my brother. That's when Marik...I think that's his name or is it Malik. (H.E.F: Marik bad, Malik good Seto: thank you H.E.F: No prob!)
Well that's when Marik gets smacked upside the head.
"Baka I'll kill you" He turns to glare at his attacker being monkey boy.
"We told you not to let Bakura watch the Chris Rock type!" Yami yells at the evil physco.
"How in Ra's name was I to know what was on that cursed talking soul box!" I'm guessing he means the television. Well back to my observations. Bakura is wearing a tie. Matter of fact they all are. Crimson button up shirts with simple black ties and variations on black pants. Leather Freaks, okay so I am a bit hypocritical. Malik and black tipped hair...scares me. It is possible for him to look even more homicidal? Answer, yes it is. Bakura -.- poor fool, streak of black in a lose ponytail...Okay I'm going to say this ONCE! ...they look...good...even Honda looks presentable. There happy now, piss off.
"Well gentleman, I see a lovely lady who looks as though she could use a dance. Excuse me." The politest of the freaky 5000 year old sprits with updated makeover says before leaving.
"excuuuuuuuse me. Pfft, baka pharaoh who does he think he is!"
"he's just trying to show us up!" the left two yami's are bickering and Mokuba is idly leaning against the wall, I should join him. Which I do. Monkey-boy has left to the groupd of girls no doubt and yes that's exactly where he went. Score 1 for Seto.1 Those two are still at it. It is actually quite amusing to watch. Seems they chose a course of action and went over to the dwindling group of girls that have now moved to the couch. Taking two and leading them in different directions. I'd have to say they have won the looks contest on the girls. The are more angelic then the short one Yami picked out. The red-head and the...albino? oh well she has white hair. Now that everyone has left...
"Okay we came we saw let's leave." I state staring over to my younger brother beside me. He shakes his head negatively. "C'mon pleaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee" when all else fails resort to begging...This is so low.
"Nuh-uh big bro, you are going to stay till the unmasking at midnight and you are going to have fun." Wow. That glare, he mastered the Kaiba glare, freaky. The one that could pull off the most effective puppy-dog eyes ever just GLARED at me...and it worked.
"fine." I mumble.
"Hey look there are two girls left let's go sit with tem!" oh dear lord no. Take me now. He's draggin me I have no choice mid as well try to look dignified."
"Mokie, I can walk by myself." With a satisfied smirk the little breat let's go and leads the way. Oh kami I've never seen a vison of perfection as the blond. Layered hair to her mid back Shimmering amber eyes.(in the back of me mind I hear "you sound like a character from a shojo manga) Very pretty. And just to show those olden pest up this girl will be mine.
"Mokie, I call the blond." He smirks he knows he has won.
"That's perfectly find with me she looks to old anyways." He calls off waving his hand lightly.
"Lookie, Jou" Nakira nods in the direction of the two approaching boys.
"...yay?" he offers.
"Don't be such a stinker2 Let lose have some fun." The girl springs.
"...you scare me sometimes."
"I do that" the girl shrugged "Now look alive solder."
"ergh -.-'"
"Hello!" Mokuba smile at the two girls.
"Hi!" Nakita springs back giving Mokuba a knowing smile.
"hn." Kaiba grunts detachedly
"nn" Jyounetsu (Jou) let's out a sigh in falsetto.
"May we join you?" The younger Kaiba asks.
"please." It seems that the ounger are the only ones even starting a conversation.
"So...are you enjoying yourselves?" The elder Kaiba asks after getting painfully nudge by his brother.
"So far." Nakita smirks turning her attention back to Mokuba for a second then turning back.
"bored." Jyounetsu sighs once more.
"How about we dance? If you like?" Kaiba asked confidently
"why not." Jyou answers calmly then standing.
It was quite a bit awkward at first for "her" to give up being dominant in that sort of slow dance. It was nothing like the clubs; that was booty bouncin' ass shakin', hip grindin' music not...slow dancing.
On Kaiba's end he wasn't fairing much better he was desperately trying to hold in the chuckle that was threatening to escape his lips. Ths site before him was PRICELESS. The conehead, physco, and has-been pharaoh are BLUSHING! Not being able to hold it in any longer he allowed the soft baritone that was his laugh ring smooth and clear yet very quiet.
"What is so amusing?" Gasp. Oh shit.
"See those guys over there? With your friends. Well I've never seen them blush. So it was really funny."
"I guess it would be, Are they you friends?"
Well were they? I nea sure he dat with their table at lunch but that was expected they were all together just feared by the school. But were they Seto's friends?
"you could say that." Jyo giggled softly
"alright."
"We pwn 2 all!" the teen chorused high-fiving one another.
"I can't believe it works!"
"I just can't believe Ryou got Jou into a dress!" The two laughed
"well 'togi and Malik did most of it. Your brother seems to like blondes ne?" The boy chuckled.
"Just one, for each he falls for is the same person."
"sad on their part ne?"
"yea, and stressfull as hell on ours."
"To true eve since when...June they had a thin for each other if not before."
"More like since Battle city. Oh I can't wait to continue the game"
"Hey let's get a drink then dance, we can get a closer look. And speak to Ryou as well."
"Hai" the boy nodded standing. "Me lady" he held out his arm.
"Oh you are tender soul kind sir" the girl griped the boys arm before walking off giggling.
The two are now on the dance floor keeping a kin eye on all of our soon-to be couples.
"I've never seen my brother hold a 10 minute long conversation with anyone save me with out yelling" The navy haired teen observer as he and his partner in crime swayed to the music.
"A real miracle." She nodded successfully stifling a yawn.
"Yami and Yugi seem...partial to each other."
"They're holding back" she nodded again eyes dropping slightly leaning her head on his shoulder. Hell it was nearly 12 O'clock only 20 minutes to in fact.
"Spanish?" he asked after a few moments of thinking.
" conforma...er... Portuguese?" The 'girl' countered in their language game.
"a las, no" The CEO sighed defeated.
"Yes! I win!" The girl cried in triumph lifting her arms off the CEO's neck for a brief cheer before promptly placing them back.
"And what do you ask as a prize?" the brunette raised his eyebrow.
"The last dance." The girl pouted and blushed though the mask effectively hid that.
"And here I thought I lost." The boy smirked he could sense the blush on the others face. "...So can I get the consolation prize?"
"And what, prey tell, might that be?"
"The kiss at the removal."
"Hmm...well I haven't been asked by TOO many guys so I guess I can spare a small kiss before getting to the rest." She joked.
" well at least I know I'm at the tope of your list.
"Aww, that was sweet in a so-crony-I-might-kill-something way but still cute."
"Your logic astounds me." The boy said cautiously
"It should since there is no logic to my ingenious thinking" The other boy countered
"Oy" the boy rolled his eyes then smacked his forehead.
The last song was finally playing and all the lights dimmed till there barely was a soft glow. Everyone was in near darkness. The song Crazy floated through the ears of the guest. Thank you everyone! It's time for the unmasking ...in 5 - 3 - 4 - 2
"One" the two whispered audible then removing each other mask. The two were dazed in each other's eyes just staring in the sea of gold/sapphire before them slowly leaning in they kissed softly before breaking apart, resuming staring intently at each others eyes.
Now, you don't have to go home, just get out of my house!" the moment was broke by the blond man announcing for everyone to leave.
"I Guess this is goodbye then?"
"Yes...see you-" The blond girl was abruptly cut off by someone grabbing her arm and pulling her to the door.
"netsu-kun we're leaving. Yume and Yasumi are in the car." is was "ame"(Otogi) who ruined the moment yet again.
"bye" the girl smiled shyly before running off not bothering to notice she dropped her bracelet on the way only to be picked up by that not-so-cold CEO
Saturday Report.
The end...the day of the big party was here and left and all I can say is...
1- Went with all my friends
2- They all ditched me for guys.
3- Meet very cute, sexy, hot guy
4-Said guy was quite the intellectual
5-talked to said guy
6-danced with said guy
7-Said guy's eyes are the hottest and deepest blue I've ever seen
7-Never got said guy's name
8- KISSED said guy!
All in all, I got to meet a very nice, sweet, funny, -not in the idiot funny, I try to be with my friends. But the funny that is so hard to find.- smart and sexy guy. Talked, danced and kissed said guy...oh yeah this Saturday sucked.
P.S I hope you caught my sarcasm!
OWARI
A/N: Hope you liked it. Please tell me if you want a Sequel. PLEASE REVIEW!