Thank you very much, all you great reviewers! Got lots really fast, so here is the next installment of 'Reading Minds.'

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Next up, the glorious chapter:

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'Underwear.'

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Sat around reading after breakfast. The two 'mental giants' played video games. Robin went to train-just to be different. (I'm sorry. In case you didn't know-that was sarcasm.) Starfire stayed to pester me.

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No use reading the boy's minds-nothing in their minds but a constant stream of expletives, as they each try to out-do the other at 'cheating.' Excuse me-I mean 'winning.'

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Starfire: Raven? Do you think that Robin will ever ask me to-um-kiss?

Thought: 'kiss me all over my naked body…'

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Me: "What color underwear do I have on?"

Thought: 'Tamarand-Cutie-Pie-Slut.'

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Starfire: "Umm, I don't know, Raven."

Thought: 'Does she not know?'

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Me: "See, you just answered your own question, Star. Now may I read in peace?"

Thought: 'Go away now…'

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Starfire: "I am confused…"

Thought: '…Grobnag (Bitch)…'

Starfire: …"friend. But I shall respect your wishes, and leave you, now."

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A little later that afternoon we got an alert. It seems some 'supervillian' moron had moved from Gotham to Jump City-looking for greener pastures, I suppose. Calls himself 'Venom.'

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Robin: "Titans, go!"

Thought: 'I am so cool.'

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Starfire thought: '…so cute…'

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Cyborg thought: 'I should be the leader, instead of that lame-ass pantywaste.'

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Beastboy Thought: 'How come wonderboy always gets to say 'Titans go?''

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My thought: 'Ugh! So sick of hearing that…'

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As usual, Starfire and I arrived at the scene first, followed by Beastboy. The testosterone twins had to take their respective 'rides.'

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Venom wasn't trying to steal anything, just causing general mayhem-and a few deaths. No big. I trapped him in an energy-bubble. Mission accomplished. Yay, me.

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Starfire: "Friend Raven-that was well done!"

Thought: 'for once. Where is Robbie-Pooh?'

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Beastboy: "Hey! I didn't even get to do anything!"

Thought: '-at least I didn't get my ass kicked again…'

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Robin and Cyborg finally arrived. The wonderbird felt it necessary to interrogate 'his' prisoner.

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Robin: "Why did you leave Gotham? What are you doing in my-er-our city?"

Thought: 'Cool suit man!'

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Venom: "Everyone there is ganging up on me. Spiderman, Carnage, Shreik, the Cops-Dexter, the boy wonder. It sucks being the supervillian that even supervillians love to hate..."

Thought: "We knew we could pound your punk ass-we didn't know about the goth chick with the magic shit. Hmmm…maybe we should leave this loser, and switch…"

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Robin instructed Beastboy to summon the police, and escort Venom to his new 'home.'

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Beastboy: "Why do I have to?..."

Thought: 'Why do I have to?..."

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Robin: (frowning)

Thought: 'It's so cool being the leader...'

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Cyborg: (laughing) "Cause you're the little green one."

Thought: 'Why don't you tell Robin to fuck himself, pussy?'

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Beastboy: "Why don't you go stick your finger in a light socket-you're not so bright?"

Thought: 'I should tell him and Robin to go fuck themselves-and then kick their asses. Why can't I be more like Raven? She wouldn't take this shit.'

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My thought: 'Hmmm-I guess BB has some sense, after all. Or good taste, at least…'

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Starefire: "I will help, friend Beastboy..."

Thought: 'Pink fluffy bunnies...'

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There you have it. Now review-you know the drill...Vin