More Props:

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Numbah half: Sorry about that?

Emmery: What purplish thing are you holding there?

Raven's Girlfriend: You don't mind not getting any? Give me your phone number, and tell me again how you don't say that very often...Seriously, I seem to have a serious compulsion to write RaeStar-I'm sure there will be more stories...

Chaos and Drake: You two should talk to Numbah half way hell...

Metal Dragon Kiryu: Sorry, but...

devilleader: What? You think I will stop bugging you that easy?

Leshay-Isaac: Take a breath, man... No-keep laughing!

Red X: Take a breath, man... No, really-it's almost here...

Blaze the destroya: Plot? I knew I forgot something...and I'm writing as fast as I can (while milking you for reviews)

XfalconX: Yeah, that's the way I feel, too.

Terra Logan: Okay, give me your phone number too!

Realmy: Is Starfire amusing, or you?

Arika of the demons: If you think this is weird...evil laughter

Malcom Xan'thex: Yes- but a good weird demented way, right? BTW-do you know Liljimmyurine?

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And now, the fabulously ridiculous, confusing chapter of:

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Attack of the green menace!

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Meanwhile, in my room...

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Beastboy: (Knocking.) "Hey Raven? Umm, are you busy?"

Thought: 'please don't let her kill me...'

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Me: (Opening the door and trying not to glare too menacingly.) "Ummm..."

Thought: 'Oh Gd-is he hiding something behind his back?'

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Beastboy: (Sweating profusely.) Remember when-um-I went in you mirror, and you didn't kill me, and said we were friends,

and your happy self said I was funny, and your sad self said she was sorry for always being mean to me and kicking my ass..."

Thought: 'I am soo dead.'

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Me: (Nodding)

My thought: 'Idon't like where this is going-maybe I should glare a little more...'

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Beastboy: "...and then when that Malchoir-dude, well, um-like broke your heart-but he didn't, and I said you were waaay

creepy, but you still had us-me- as your friend, and you hugged me, and I fainted, and then-and the- whenever I turned into

that Were-wolf-thingy and I rescued you from the other Were-wolf-thingy; but everyone else thought that I tried to hurt you,

but you said "no-I saved you"- and then you came to me on the beach and told me I was a man, and that we were haveing a

'moment,' and I said you could call me Beast-Man or Beast-Dude, and you said..."

Thought: 'Just keep talking-and maybe she won't hurt you until after-'

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Me: "Wait, BB. Are you trying to make some kind of point here?"

Thought: 'OMG! I think he' serious-WE should kick his ass, now-NO! I mean I should kick his ass...'

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Beastboy: "Yeah, well-uhh-um-I wanted to ask you-ummm...and here, these are for you."

Thought: (Cowering) 'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...'

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Me: "Flowers?"

Thought: '...brave little shit. Uncharacteristic...'

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Beastboy: "You want to go to a-a-a movie, or something?"

Thought: 'I did it! I'm still alive! And I didn't faint...'

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Me: "Uhhm-I guess it wouldn't kill me-but I pick the movie, and you will not try any crap like touching me, or anything..."

Thought: 'Did I just say 'okay?''

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Beastboy: (Fainting)

Thought: '...yet..

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Robin chose that very moment to pass by, on his way to take a shower.

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Robin: "What did you do to Beastboy? (Eyes widening.) And are those-flowers you're holding?"

Thought: 'I wish someone would give me flowers...'

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Me: "BB just fainted, because I said I would go somewhere with him, or something."

Thought: '...ha-ha, my flowers...'

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Beastboy: "Did I miss it?"

Thought: 'Let's see-I knocked on Raven's door, and...'

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Robin: "Miss what, Beastboy?"

Thought: 'Say it-say it!'

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Beastboy: "Our date-me and Raven."

Thought: 'I didn't mean date-please don't kill me, Raven.'

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Robin's thought: 'Yes! He said it! Hee-hee.'

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Me: "Who said anything about a date! I agreed to go to a movie-that's it!"

Thought: '...but if you behave yourself...well-someone might die while trying to make love to me-wanna prove your

bravery...?'

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Robin: (snicker)

Thought: 'She's gonna kick his ass!'

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Me: "You find something amusing, Wonderbread?"

Thought: 'Maybe I will kick someone's ass, after all...'

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Robin: "NO! I mean yes! It's funny that Beastboy doesn't know-"

Thought: 'Great save-yess! Stay sharp, Dickie... .'

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My thought: 'Fluffy pink... Shit! Get out of my head! Damn you, Starfire!'

Me: "I'll be ready at 5:30, Beastboy."(Glaring)" You were going somewhere, Robin- Somewhere else?"

Thought: '...now, moron...'Dickie?'...'

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Robin: "Oh yeah. Shower."

Though: "Yes-clean is good. Clean body-clean mind."

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Please, you must review for me...or die! Thank you ever so much..

Vin