Disclaimer: This is Vin's brain. I take no responsibility for the actions of the one you know as 'Vinnie the geek.' He is a lunatic, and I will have nothing to do with him. We have not communicated in some time now, actually...Oh yes: Don't, won't, I wish.
Note from Vin: Don't listen to him-and to all you young ladies...please send photos to me, preferably without...ouch! Stop it! Stupid brain!
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Props: (Note: Vinnie writes these wise-ass remarks, not me.)
bj: Thanks! But come now-we all know those are not a real person's initials...
kasumi: Thank you. Apparently, other things are random, too...
devilleader: Thanks, and nice try...What the hell did you mean!
Darkest Midnight: Thank you. I will try to write more soon-if the little shit brain of mine will quit bugging...
DeMoN4EvA: Vin says thanks, but what-you want more idiots like Vin running loose on the streets-Brain.
Terra Logan: Thank you! Please send me some of this 'hyper.' I need it... . Hey! You didn't send your phone number! I wonder why...? Brain: because she is smarter than you-she knows you are a perv...
Metal Dragon Kiryu: I'm sorry, did you say something? Brain: Stupid! He wants to know about your last smartass remark! Vin: Oh yeah! Sorry, I don't see anymore about the moon coming up-in this story! Ha! Ouch! Stupid brain...
Raven's Girlfriend: Thank you! I'm not really a pervert-I just want to... OucH! Cut it out brain!
Olivia: Thanks for reviewing.Being properly chastened, I shallstop begging...did I tell you ILOVE your name? Oh, and I am not a chickenshit! I am more of a pussy...
Squeegee779: Thanks. Your name is pretty funny, too!
Emmery: Hey-steal your own Woody Allen cracks!
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KaiWren: Thank you soooo much! I so dearly appreciate your unparalleled offer, but sadly, I cannot love a woman like you. I was so touched, that I almost wish-well, yousee, I pretend to be straight so that people will not think me weird, but in reality, I am a male lesbian...
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Drake: You rock!
Chaos: You suck!
Malcore Xan'thex: No, no, no! Liljimmy does not hate goths! Ummm-how did you find that out, anyway... wink. Brain.
BlackNinja: Original? Well-hey, I won't tell... Thanks. And if you want to see more of my work, you have my permission...
Saint H: You don't have to be all formal-just call me 'Lord.' And since you said I am brilliant, I will identify this story as female...yes, definitely female...
Numbah Half: Dude! That was my head! I'm so wasted!
DarkWindingRose: Thank you! Keep laughing. What was that about Raven Starfire?
Romantic-raven: Thanks! But you learn something new every day...you are the 2nd who mentioned the line 'clean body-clean mind.' I tried desperately to replace that, because I thought it was so cliché...or lame...go figure...
iamkagomeiloveinuyasha: Whoa! Your name hurts brain. This is funny-
"om u gotta continue it please gotta bonce bye"
What the hell does it mean?
BLAZE THE DESTROYA: I can't wait either...but I have no freakin' idea what comes next...Ouch! Brain,stop!
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On to the story!
Part 6, entitled:
'Get a room!'
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(Raven narrating.)(Confused? Raven is 'Me.' Ouch! Brain, you shithead! They said they were confused!)
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When I came downstairs at 5:30, Starfire was still attacking Cyborg on the couch.
Oh, I'm sorry-did I skip that part? Let's rewind a little...
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Cyborg: "So, Star baby-what'cha wanna do...?" (Sauntering out into the great room.)
Thought: 'Hmmm, maybe a movie-bet she'll let me hold her hand...'
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Starfire: "Let us begin with the kissing-"
Thought: 'whoohoo!'
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Cyborg: (Backing up.) Ummm-now?"
Thought: 'Did I put on 'anti...?' Do I need 'anti...?'
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Starfire: (Leaping on Cyborg, causing him to fall backwards, onto the couch with Starfire on top of him.) "NOW! snarl."
Thought: 'Are all Earth-boys are such chickenshits?'
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Cyborg: "Mrghrrrphmm!"
Thought: 'Wow! Man, them thangs are big! I wonder if I could like-mm-grab 'em...?'
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There, now that you are all caught up to date...shall we continue?
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...B...A...C...K...O...N...T...H...E...C...O...U...C...H
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Cyborg didn't seem to be too upset with Starfire's being so-uh-forward, though...
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Cyborg: "Mmgghrrhhphhhnnn..."
Thought: '-can't-breathe-'
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Starfire: "Mmgghrrhhphhhnnn..."
Thought: 'Are you feeling theexitement from my attentions-or is that a hydraulic jack...?'
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Me: "Ugh."
Thought: 'Run away...'
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Beastboy: "Whoa! Dudes-get a room!"
Thought: 'I sure hope Raven can't tell what I'm thinking right now...'
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Robin: "Hey guys! What's going-onnnn..."
Thought: 'Dudes-get a room!'
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Me: "Star and Cy have discovered teen lust. Me and 'B' are going to a movie. And, no-you are not invited."
Thought: 'Pick up your tongue-oh, and watch whereyou put thathand-'
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Beastboy's thought: 'Just be cool. Don't say anything stupid. Don't say anything.'
Beastboy: "She called me 'B!' Cool! Oh shit-that was supposed to be another thought... ."
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My thought: '-sniff-my little 'Beastboy' is growing up-'
Me: "Later, 'Pooh.'"
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Robin: "-k-gluuu-"
Thought: '-he's-he's grabbing her ass-Wait- 'Pooh?'- 'B?'"
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Cyborg: "Mrghrrrphmm."
Thought: 'Must-get-a-room-'
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Starfire: "Have a wonderful ti-Eeeeek! Mmwwrhrrr..."
Thought: 'Do that again, my hard man of titanium!'
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'Dickie's' thought: 'Sigh-cold shower-again...'
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Me: "Bye, Star-later Cy."
Thought: 'Ugh-Get a room!'
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Okay-no more begging for reviews.
Brain: Ignore him-review! Brain demands it! Tell Vinnie he sucks!
-Vinnie's brain
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