DK: Well...here's the fourth chappie…It'll be short…but it's only half of the real chapter…so...please forgive me! Sorry for inconvenience!Well…here's the story…

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Hughes looked around the corner for any signs of Roy. But since there were none, he cautiously walked into the hallway.

But, as soon as he began walking down the hallway, he was tackled to the ground. Since Hughes was now on his back, he could see who the assailant was. And, it was none other than the Flame Alchemist. Yes, it was Roy.

Hughes smiled nervously at the Roy that was now straddling him.

"Hiya….how are you Roy? Did you get a new girlfriend yet? I bet you did, didn't you? I mean, look at you! Those beautiful eyes, the prominent nose! Thos-" Hughes was interrupted by getting punched to the face by Roy.

"Shut up! It's all your fault! I'll murder you! I FEEL DIRTY BECAUSE OF YOU!" Roy roared as he punched Hughes harder and harder.

Then, after a while more of punching, Roy began to use his alchemy.

Very soon, Hughes was a bloody mess on the ground.

"You're lucky this time Hughes, I'll spare you this one time, because I don't need a bad reputation of killing comrades. Because if that happens, I might never be Fuhrer. But if you ever let that…ugh…near me again, I swear I will kill you," Roy said as he calmly stood up.

Roy began walking towards his office, dreading the unfinished paperwork.

When, he reached his office, the papers were a giant mess on the ground and his desk.

He was slightly annoyed, but ignored it. He just began picking up the papers.

"I need to be Fuhrer, killing Hughes isn't going to help…" Roy said as he cleaned up the mess.

-Few Hours Later-

It was now lunchtime, and Roy was heading towards the cafeteria.

He got his lunch, found a table, and sat down. Soon, Fury, Havoc, and a very bandaged up Hughes joined him.

Havoc sat down normally, while Fury immediately started blushing when he saw Roy. When Hughes saw Roy, he just gave a weak smile. Roy didn't pay any attention to them as he ate.

After a few minutes of eating in silence, Hughes' face lit up. He pulled Havoc away from the table, which ended up with Havoc glaring at Hughes, a spoon still in his mouth. Hughes just ignored the glare and pulled Havoc to a dark corner of the room.

Havoc gave Hughes a weird look.

"You aren't trying to do something to me, are you? Because, you are married, and I'm not into guys. Well…most guys…." Havoc said as his eyes began to look distant, as he thought about one particular guy.

Hughes just smacked Havoc on the back of the head.

"Of course not!" Hughes said slightly glaring at Hughes.

Then a evil smirk came onto his face, as he began whispering into Havoc's ear.

When the two men returned to the table, they had identical grins on their faces. Roy just glanced up at them and resumed eating.

Then, suddenly, Havoc stuck his hand in the pudding Roy was eating, earning himself a glare from the Colonel.

"What the fuck did you do that for! I was eating!" Roy exclaimed, clearly annoyed.

Havoc just gave him a smile, took out a cupped hand, now filled with pudding, and threw it at the Colonel's face.

A sudden silence broke out around the whole room. Everyone in the room was now staring at Havoc. They all had a face like this: O.O

Roy just gave a short laugh, as he took off his gloves and put them in his pocket. Then, he stuck his own hand into the pudding and threw it at Havoc's face.Now, the whole room was staring at the two grown men, that had faces covered in pudding.

Then, it was Havoc's turn to laugh, as both he and Hughes stuck their hands into their own food. Havoc's was ice cream, and Hughes was macaroni. At the same time, the two men shot at Roy.

After getting splattered with the food, he took Fury's plate of pasta, and poured it into his own pudding, then he picked up his spoon, and mixed the two foods together.

When Roy finished mixing, he stuck both hands into it, walked behind the other two men, and grinded the food into their hair.

"The hair! Tch, you just had to do the hair, didn't you Roy!" Havoc asked, a evil smirk upon his features once more. He stuck his hand in Roy's bowl, took some of the mixture, placed it into his own, and mixed them together.

Causing, a very icky food. He threw it at Roy, but missed, since the other man had ducked. It had ended up hitting…Ed.

"Sorry Ed, didn't mean to hit you. But…I don't know how it did? Meaning as you're so short and all…wouldn't it really hit Al instead?" Havoc asked, laughing slightly.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HIS THING IS PROBABLY SHORT TOO! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY DICKY IS BIG ENOUGH! IT'S PROBABLY BIGGER THAN YOURS!" Ed roared out.

-TBC-

DK: I AM SO SORRY! But I have to stop it here…the part after this will be posted very soon…so…please forgive me!