Chapter 2
Miroku and Sango walked along the tree line, talking idly. Suddenly, they heard a shout coming from behind one of the bushes.
"Hmm…Sango my dear, I wonder what two lovely people are having some fun today?" Miroku smirked at his own perverseness.
Sango smacked the back of the monk's head, "Let's eavesdrop." Miroku nodded in agreement.
"Oi, wench, how deep do I have to go?" Inuyasha's voice floated to the eavesdropper's ears.
"I don't know, just go a little deeper." Kagome replied.
Sango and Miroku tried their hardest not laugh.
"I didn't think they liked each other this much." Sango whispered to Miroku.
"Oh, it was bound to happen some time." Miroku whispered back. The two turned their attention back to the bush.
"Yours is too big to fit my hole!" Kagome's voice poured over the bush. "Ow! Inuyasha! Be careful with that thing!"
"Well, I didn't know you were going to bleed from it." He replied.
"Most girls would bleed! Sorry if I'm not as strong as you are."
"Feh. I could do worse."
On the other side of the bush, Miroku and Sango were trying desperately not to laugh.
"You have to go deeper, Inuyasha!" Kagome said. "Or else it won't fit in!"
"I know that, wench, I've done this before." He replied.
On the other side, Miroku leaned over to Sango. "Has he? With who?"
Sango shrugged in response.
"Really, Inuyasha?" She asked sarcastically, eyes narrowed dangerously. "With who? Kikyo?" She echoed Miroku's question.
"Feh, no." He replied, stubbornly.
Kagome sighed. Then moaned. "Inuyasha!"
"What? I'm doing the best I can!" He said, angered.
"I thought you said you'd done this before!"
"I have wench, but nobody I've done this with bled this much!"
"Well, pardon me for being so weak! I'm never going to do this again with you!"
"That's your loss, wench." He snorted. "You just can't keep up with me."
Sango and Miroku glanced at each other.
"I didn't know Inuyasha was so full of himself." Sango whispered.
Miroku snickered. "Well, at the moment, Kagome's full of him too."
Apparently Miroku had pushed his perverseness a tad bit to far because the next thing he knew; he was whacked on the back of the head, and went sailing through the bush.
"What the fuck is going on?" Inuyasha freaked out. "You are crushing the flowers we just planted!"
"You were planting…flowers?" Miroku squeaked out.
"Yes, what else would we be doing?" Kagome asked, innocently.
"Well, I could think of a few things, but they involve planting other things…" Once again, Miroku went flying, but this time into a nearby tree, due to Sango's whack on the back of his head.
"What is with everyone lately? They're all becoming perverts!" Inuyasha asked. Kagome nodded her head in agreement.
"Well, besides Miroku. He's always been a pervert."
Well, there you go! Your second chappie! Just as perverted! Sorry it took so long. These things can't be rushed. (heehee)
brought to you courtesy of the krazi one and the mental one!