chapter 1

speak: gomen gomen. for this fic, i'll be skipping through various parts of the story, plucking out bits which i feel like writing abt. The lit essay idea is kinda scrapped, but oh wells, i have no idea. happy reading!

Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or anything related to him or his story, but i'm using bits of the story all around.

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character assesment - naruto

'Hmm..' Kabuto looked at the sheet of paper which Orochimaru gave him. On one side, it wrote

'Today's mission, keep an eye on the kid called "Uzumaki Naruto" List down his abilities, what he is like, and basically all about him. Leaf's genins are getting quite strong' a blank line then 'good luck, my precious' Kabuto frowned. where had he last heard the words 'my precious'? he frowned again and continued reading 'p.s. If you notice any unique ability or strange markings, report that also.'

the other side read

'the attatched 1000yen is just bonus money for spending'. And true to the statement, a 1000 dollar note was attatched to the paper, with some sort of jutsu. Kabuto then pressed his palm on it and muttered the release words for binding jutsu. 'kai' The dollar note then fluttered onto the floor. Kabuto pocketed it, a smile on his face. Why, he was already his boss's favourite!

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'Guuuuuueh' Naruto yawned, his beaver hat lopsided as usual. Drool from the previous's nights sleep had gathered in one corner of his mouth, making him look innocent and .. cute. Kabuto noted these down. Naruto then rubbed his eyes with clenched fists and truged into the toilet.

a few minutes later, Naruto re-emerged, looking much fresher, and wearing his usual black and orange suit. Without breaking pace, he then walked into his little kitchen, and pulled out two packets of wasabi ramen. Ripping open the packets, he then tipped their contents into a big ramen bowl, and poured some hot water.

'Wait,' Kabuto noted 'where did he even get his hot water from?' he put an asterisk beside that point, to note whether it was a special skill that Naruto had.

After that, Naruto packed two cold lunches into his backpack, before returning to the table and finishing the bowl of ramen in one slurp. Kabuto also noted that he wiped his mouth on his right shoulder sleeve, which was visibly more worn out compared to that of his left shoulder.

During training that day, Naruto did harem no jutsu, trying to seduce Jiraiya into skipping training. Apparently he succeeded, and Jiraiya promptly went away, grinning in a perverted manner with his face chilli red.

Naruto then went to town, and bought a bowl of super duper hyper ultra yummy bowl of ramen, which then attracted a group of youths. In return, the shopkeeper gave Naruto 5 vouchers for a bowl of super duper hyper ultra yummy ramen, free. Naruto, elated, then sped off to Sakura's house, and knocked on the door. Sakura opened the door, and seemed suprised to see Naruto. Still excited, Naruto then offered to treat Sakura to a bowl of super duper hyper ultra yummy bowl of ramen, only to be... rejected.

That seemed to sober Naruto, who then went to the back of the female hot springs resort at the outskirts of Konoha. Kabuto quickly jotted down 'seems to be a mild pervert, considering his age' but within a few minutes, Kabuto was forced to cancel that statement, as Naruto was seem dragging away Jiraiya by the ear, whose blood was dripping from the nose all the way. We know the reason why.

After that, the rest of the day was spent on training, and Naruto seemed to be trying to break a small rubber balloon by.. spinning it? Every few hours, he threw his hands upward and gave a huge groan, before continuing the spinning of the water. Once, Kabuto noted the Kyubii's seal around his belly button. He noted it down.

By the time he gave up, his hands were cut and bloody from the amount of chakra he had kept emitting. Kabuto noted down the Naruto seemed to have either expert chakra control, or a vast amount of chakra stored in him.

And before sleeping, Naruto ate another bowl of instant ramen. With beef.

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Kabuto's Notes on Naruto

- Lazy, as when he wakes up, around 15 mins is spent on rubbing his eyes, pushing himself upright, and wiping away drool.

- sloppy, as he always seems to wipe his mouth on his sleeve after eating. seems very much like an ingrown habit.

seems to be able to produce hot water from nowhere

- manipulative, as he uses harem no jutsu to seduce a man who apparantly seems like his sensei into skipping training. Uses the oppurtunity to enjoy himself, such as visiting a ramen shop

- caring/sensitive as he tries to share some food vouchers with a female friend?. Unfortunately the person rejects him which leaves him looking very down

- determined, as he keeps on trying to break a small rubber balloon by swirling? its contents for hours. he does not stop even though his palms are grazed, and keeps emitting chakra, though not very consistently.

- repetitive, as he seems to eat a great deal of ramen, over a period of time.

overall, he seems to be learning a new jutsu, which involves the swirling of water in a balloon. he has a sensei who seems rather perverted and lazy, but Naruto still seems eager to learn from him. He dosent seem to have any prominent jutsu, but may have one in the future. Dosen't seem to have much of a talent, but has a curse seal like marking on his abdominal region. Couldn't see clearly, but worth keeping an eye on.

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Kabuto presented his notes to Orochimaru, which was barely half a page long. Orochimaru then glanced through it, and seemed only interested in the phrase mentioning that Naruto maight have a curse seal.

'Thanks alot.' said the man, rather awkwardly, before dissmissing Kabuto.

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'Hmm.' thought the teen. 'i think its time i paid my rent..'

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