Gundam High

I don't take ownership of Gundam Seed, G Gundam, Gundam W, or any other Gundam Series, except Gundam Magna, which I have posted already in U.C.

Monday

7:30 A.M.

"Room 227, 227, here we go!" This was my first day in a High School. It was the last teaching job at the PLANTS. If I didn't have this teaching job, I was going to end up on the street. I wonder how my students are going to react to me being a Zentuian?

Note: Zentuians are a species very similar to humans who lived on Mars about eighty billion years before the creation of Earth. Zentuians also happen to be the species who created the planet Earth itself when their planet became inhabitable.

When I got into the classroom, I saw the borders between heaven and hell, heaven, outside the classroom, hell, inside. The crowd of high school students made the apes in 2001 look civilized. "Quiet you pack of wolves!!!" That of course didn't stop them. I then took out my fog horn, put it on full blast and let them have it. They actually became quiet.

"Now, I will not have a monstrous classroom for two hours with a bunch of yo-yos who think they can have a good time in," I then looked at my teacher's book to see what was I actually teaching, "History class!"

After ten minutes of attendance and rough housing, yes they went crazy again, I learned a few names. There was Athrun Zala, seems to be friends with five others, whose names I also had a fun time learning. There was Kira Yamato, which I couldn't figure out first because, well…of obvious reasons. Lacus Clyne, the pretty girl stereotype. Cagalli Zula and something else, couldn't remember the last name, she is a foreign exchange student from Orb, wherever that is. Then the three stooges, Moe, Larry, and…. Whoops, I meant, Y'zak, Dearka, and Nicole, who ever named these kids were smoking something I tell you… And a few other kids whose names I couldn't figure out, again.

Now, after an hour through the class, I learned a few things, one, never teach mobile weapons history in front of an Orb child, or you'll get shot. Second, take custody of all of Kira Yamato's homework before hand so he doesn't feel obligated to "help" someone with their homework, and when I mean help, I mean giving answers to others in need… Third, tape Lacus' mouth shut to prevent outbursts of singing. I understand being a pop star means practicing your music everyday, but singing everything you say and singing unnecessarily during a lesson briefing.

Dearka, the loud mouth, should go directly to the office, to not pass go or collect two hundred dollars because already in the hour, he's been sent to the office three times, meaning he goes to the office every twenty minutes. Athrun Zala, good student, but worries too much about his friends, including Lacus, Nicole has this problem, but he's a bit more naive.

And Y'zak… well, he's too much in a power trip, and kinda hates Kira for that scar that Kira put on his face, after the science fair accident. Kira and Y'zak were partners, and Kira mixed the wrong chemicals, and everything went boom.

You know, this class can send me to the nearest bar and make me drink. Here's a great example…

"Cagalli, please explain the major reason of why ZAFT created and mass produced mobile suits." "Mobile Suits?" Then her left eye began to twitch and I began to worry, "Why do want to know about mobile suits?" That eye still twitching, I simply told her that it was an open minded question so I can understand how my students think, and in my mind, I found out how she thought… She called me an Earth Alliance spy and shot me in the arm with a pistol hidden in her shoe, I wanted to know who was in charge of checking students for weaponry, and I wonder if the teachers union services covered this injury.

After I got shot, I pulled out my trusty shotgun that I hid under the desk and yelled that if she didn't put down her its bite size pistol, I was going to she her home in a box. I then walked her down to the office, and I found out in the nurse's office that the teacher's union services didn't cover being shot for over two years. I wanted a recount…

Once I got back to the classroom, with a little bandage over the wound (the only thing available in the nurse's office), Cagalli came back in the classroom, very quietly in shock, and sat in her chair. When I saw her, I put on a bullet-proof vest and continued my class.

At the end of class, Cagalli came up to me and said that she was sorry and walked away. 'I need a vacation…' I then saw my next class, and switched to my next classroom, room 760, five floors up…

9:28 A.M.

I began to pant as I got up to the last few stairs, discovering that I have only two more minutes until my next class started. Once I got in, I discovered that this was the Natural's class, what ever that meant.

Let's see here, This was a even weirder class, there was a lot of graffiti from the Blue Cosmos, basicly the new Klu Klux Klan. After attendance, actually during was…um, interesting.

"Relena Darlin?" I guess Relena raised her hand, but had a strange comment, "No, it's Peacecraft!" "Um, Peacecraft Darlin?" She gave an annoyed look, "NO, NO! Relena Peacecraft!!!" "Um, okay… Heero Yuy?" Heero raised his hand, and I was about to bust out my shotgun to prevent any name changes, but I guess he was just raising in confirmation. He seemed pretty normal.

"Flay Allster?" I think Flay, the red head was outside of the classroom, because she was beating the tar out of Athrun, and calling him a… um, bad word coordinator, bad word, bad word, and more bad words. Eventually I grabbed Flay's collar and pulled her away from Athrun and told him to go to class and tell his teacher that I was holding him for a moment, and that if his teacher had a problem to tell me. As for Flay, I sent her to the office and said if I saw her hurt anybody, and I don't care if he, or she, is a Coordinator, Natural, Newtype, Spacenoid, Rebirthian, Zentuian, or anything else, I will personally have her expelled form this school.

After that matter was done, I saw Relena harassing Heero, who said he'd shoot her if she doesn't leave him alone. I believed that this day couldn't get worse, until after I took Relena away from Heero, someone said that No-Name is trying to kill Trowa. I ran towards the fight, but I didn't know who No-Name is. Then one of the fighter fell to the ground and died. "Who are you to kill a person like yourself!?" "Um…I'm Trowa…yeah…No-Name tried to kill me, but I stopped him.

Well, go to the office with No-Name's body and explain what happened, okay?" "Um…sure…." After Trowa left, I continued with the attendance.

"Mirillia?" the brown haired girl raised her hand. Soon I went down the list and got to Duo Maxwell. "I'm not just Duo, I'm the God of Death!" I just looked at him and sighed and continued on my list. After I said Quatra, Wufei's name came along, but he was absent. Then I saw a Gundam with a staff in one hand, and a person from the Gundam came in through the window and gave me a late slip. I looked at the slip and discovered that this was Wufei…damn!

After I finished the attendance and was ready to start my lesson, Flay came back to class with her father. "Hi, I'm Flay's father and she says that you threatened her!" "Hi, I'm Ryan Noel, and it kind of depends on what kind of threat she has blamed me for." Flay's old man grabbed my shirt and said that I threatened to hurt her if she hurt another Coordinator. "No, I said if she hurt another Coordinator, Natural, Newtype, Rebirthian, Spacenoid, or Zentuain, I would personally make sure that she would be expelled." "Why would you punish her for hurting a coordinator or any other person that you listed, and what the hell are they?"

"Let's see, a Newtype is an evolved human with the potention to help or hurt mankind, a Spacenoid is a person who lives in space, and a Rebirthian is a person who believes in the God Rebirth, Rebirtha is the religion of said Rebirthian, and a Zentuain…" "I don't need to know that other stuff, it's not like I'm going to meet a Zentuian!" I felt like chop liver then and there, "Hello!? Don't you know that I'm Zentuain?! God, the nerve of…" Flay's father threw me to the floor and walked towards me. I then, in an act of defense, punched him in the face, and he went flying into wall, leaving a covered body shape on that wall.

He ran out and I guess went home. Flay marched back into her seat and everyone, except Flay, cheered my name. All I cared for was that the damage wouldn't come out of my paycheck.

Eventually we started class, but we only had an hour left of teaching, so I stuffed all the knowledge I could into that last hour, then I gave them homework as thick as their history book, which was extremely thick by itself, it weighed twenty pounds on it's own, so….

After class, I went to my next classroom, room 759, right across from me. I got inside after the bell rang, and pulled out my whiskey bottle and drank it all, good thing that Zentuians can handle things better by nine hundred percent, otherwise I'd be drunker than a skunk.

11:30 A.M.

After my bottle of whiskey, I found out, like I am always doing at this school, I have the spacenoids and newtypes… I just hope they don't predict my every move like they've been known to do.

"Ug…Amuro Ray?" "Present." "Um… and--" okay, let's pass this class up because I didn't have much trouble there… So, ha! Lunchtime!

1:30 P.M.

After getting my lunch, which I threw out immediately because the mashed potatoes winked at me. I met up with an old friend, Char. It seems that ever since I beat him in a Gundam fight, we became friends because he didn't want me as an enemy.

"So, how's life here for you Ryan?" I started to play with my fork because of boredom, "Life sucks." "Hey, I heard that you have Amuro Ray in your class, how is he doing?" "Ug, well he's doing alright, but why is he failing all of his homework, tests, and everything in your class, hm?" "Um… Let's change the subject, shall we?"

"How's Shiro? Heard his honeymoon was pretty bad." "Yeah, Those Federation top dogs would leave those lovebirds alone." "Well, at least they made it to the Jupiter Colony." "yeah…. Hey, did you hear that their kid joined Zeon? I bet their parents are proud!" "I don't think so, and Char, you think everyone who joins Zeon, and sometimes ZAFT, have parents who are proud for it."

"Oh shit!" I saw Flay's father again, with casts all around his body, heading towards me! "Um, Mr. Noel, I'm sorry for my outburst at you classroom…so, will you forgive me?" I stood up and I thought about it for a minute, "So, the courts demanded you to say you're sorry?" "Or three years in prison for assault." "Okay, I'll forgive you, but if that hole in the wall costs me even a cent…" "Consider it done!" Then the guy left.

Soon after, I met up with my old college buddy, Domon, who is now married to Rain… The girl who owes me twenty thousand bucks for buying her car when she was dating Domon. But Char had an emergency to deal with Amuro's mother and his grades….

"So Domon, how's Rain doing?" "She kicked me out of the house when I brought God Gundam home badly damaged. "God Gundam? Man, you still that the old machine?" "Not anymore, when I used Erupting God Finger, the targeting system broke down and I hit a PLANT's energy source and destroyed God Gundam. Nobody got hurt, except for my pride, and my place at home."

"Oh, Domon, what do you teach now?" "Gym and Health." "You a health person?" "Hey, I get two paychecks this way!" "Wait, you said that you don't live at home, right?" "Yeah?" "Doesn't she have access to your bank account?" "Ah no, she'd never-- OH DEAR GOD, NO!" Domon ran out the door before I could say 'told you.'

After meeting up with my old friends, I headed down to my next classroom on the first floor, room 149.

2:00 P.M.

Okay, I made it to my last class of the day, let's see who my students are.

"Heero, Athrun, Flay…, Cagalli…, Lacus, Relena…, Y'zak…, Quatra, Nicole, Wu-- wait a minute, unless there's no science today, I think that the entire class is late!"

I ran outside to find the Strike Gundam, Duel Gundam, Wing Zero Gundam, Strike Rogue, Nataku Gundam, Aegis Gundam, Sandrock Kai, and the Blitz Gundam fighting one another.

Flay: "Go Kira! Kill the Coordinators!"

Kira:"What did you say Flay?"

Flay: "Oh, um, nothing Kira!"

Relena: "Heero, get down here right now!"

Heero: "Why the hell did I agree to be her boyfriend in the first place?"

Athrun: "Kira, Y'Zak, stop this!"

Y'zak: "Athrun, stay out of this, it's my fight!"

Nicole: "Athrun, I think it's safe to asume that Y'zak won't listen to you."

WuFei: "You all have no Justice!"

Quatra: "Wufei, I think this is all going out of hand!"

Lacus: "Please, stop everyone, I'll sing if you stop!"

(Gundams continues to fight even more than before)

Cagalli: "These War Machines must be destroyed to protect the peace within Orb!"

"Ah man, I have no other choice…" My Gundam Neo-Magna appeared and I got inside it. I pulled out the Ultimate M2 Beam Buster Rifle and aimed it at the group of Gundams. "Stop now, or I'll stop you!" The Gundams soon stopped, parked their Gundams, and went back to class.

As soon as we got back, I told everyone to write an eighteen page essay on how important it is to not be late to class or start a Gundam Rumble outside school doors, inside is alright because the Gundams won't fit. After everyone groaned on that point and went home. As I walked home, I thought, I have four more till my weekend…