Tuesday

5:49 A.M.

"Oh God, I gotta wake up…"

7:30A.M.

"And Kira Yamato?" Kira raised his hand. "Good, everyone is here and-- Cagalli… What are you doing?" Cagalli pulls out guns, weapons, that kind of stuff out of her pockets and puts them on my desk. "Sorry, my father doesn't want me having weapons at school…" "Why didn't you leave them at home?" "I don't know." 'Oy…I'm going to die if I don't have my whiskey…' "Alright you can leave them here, but you won't have them back and-- Kira, duck!" Y'zak tries to stab Kira in the head but Kira's ducking tripped Y'zak to the floor.

"Y'zak, I know that you have a problem, so here's a number to a good psychiatrist that I know." Y'zak took my card and sat back down, thank Rebirth."

Y'zak's POV:

'What does that guy think he is?? I'll kill him if it's the last thing I do!'

Dearka's POV:

'Hm, I wonder what's for dinner…(fart) Hm, what was that sound-- No… not again…maybe if I stay quiet enough maybe…'

Kira's POV:

'Ah man… Dearka didn't… yep... He did… Why did Mr. Noel place me here anyways?'

Athrun's POV:

'(Sniff) What the hell was that?!'

Nicole's POV:

(SNORE) (Cough) 'What the-- (sniff) please, kill me now, I can't (rumble) I think I'm going to be sick!'

Ryan's POV:

"Alright now the first Plant was developed in--(Sniff)" 'What in Rebirth's name could do that, think quick before you pass out!' "I'm going to step outside for a while, so Lacus, please teach the class about, um… George Glenn!" I ran outside that not even God could stop me!

Lacus' POV:

'Oh no! I don't even know who George Glenn is and-- (sniff) oh dear God! He ran off to escape the smell!! Why me?!' "(chuckle) Well George Glenn was the…Um…You know what, I'll see if Mr. Noel needs help!"

Everyone else's POV:

'GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!'

Everyone leaves…

Return to normal Narration…

"Okay, George Glenn was the first Coordinator know to the entire human race, he was considered superior to everyone else, but yet he was the idol to bring everyone together, so why were people so divided? Anyone have an opinion here?" 'What the-- only Cagalli is the only one raising her hand, well let's give the sleeping beauty a wake-up call…' "Lacus Clyne, do you have an opinion on this subject?"

Lacus: "Huh? Who me?"

Ryan: 'I don't believe it, the old 'who me?' tactic!' "Yes, you!"

Lacus: "Well, I believe that pop music is the best!"

Ryan: 'What the? Is she as stupid as she looks?' "haven't you been listening to me?"

Lacus: "Sorry! No, (chuckles in embarrassment)"

'Oh boy, a lunatic for a student' "Take it away Cagalli…" "I believe that since both sides hated each other because of race and superiority, both sides feared one another and both claimed to be righteous and claimed justice."

'At least one Yo-Yo listens…' I walked over to my desk to find a fart balloon, I won't tell you how, so I'll fast forward this to the end of class.

I was just about to leave the classroom when Cagalli walked up to my desk. "Cagalli, I hope this is not going to be an everyday thing, is it?" "No sir, but I wanted to know, does the Earth Alliance plan on attacking Orb?" 'What? Is this what she's been worried about?' "I doubt it, but I don't know, I'm not with any of the Earth governments." "Your not?" "No, I'm with the Colony Reformers." "Oh! Then sorry that I tried to kill you eighteen times! "Eighteen? But I only recall two times--" "see you later, bye!!!" She ran out the door faster than even I could breathe!

9:30 A.M.

"Alright, now Martin Luther King Jr. was a great political leader and--" "Was he a Natural?" I couldn't believe she asked that question, so I answered no, to screw up her mind. As I babbled on about the freedom rides so African Americans could gain the right to sit in the front of the bus, Relena was trying to bother Heero, again. I thought I separated her from him… "Ms. Darlin, or Peacecraft… please leave Mr. Yuy alone or I'll send you to the office for continued harassments." Relena finally moved seven chairs away from Heero.

"Hey, Mr. Noel, if you need anyone killed or anything related like that, just call, okay?" I was kind of worried, but I replied with a simple thanks, and a thought that Heero is crazy…

11:30 A.M.

As I dismissed class, Le Creuset (the Principal) asked me to step outside. "You know of Athrun Zala, correct?" "Yes sir, he's one of my students, but he could study a bit more." "Yes, well I have personally selected him to pilot the Aegis to attack an Earth Government." "Hm, but he's just a kid!" "Yes, but he will do well. The government that I want him to attack is the Orb government." "Why that particular Government?" "If we bring down the strong, the Earth becomes weak…You know that better than I do…since you did destroy Black Gundam 2...and the F-Magna Hybrid." "Hm…It's one of my regrets…" "Well, if you don't see Athrun, he's with me. He's attacking Orb Friday."

I remembered that Cagalli belongs to the country Orb, so… What can I do? Well, I still have lunch and two more classes to go, since I've been pulled off teaching at 11:30.…

1:30 P.M.

'Hm, meatloaf, looks like it's still moving-- oh boy… it opened it's mouth! I'm going to be sick.' I threw out the ttray, again, and met up with Char and Domon, both looking depressed.

"Char what's wrong?" "Amuro must get a fair grade, or I'm going to court…" Geez… "How about you Domon?" "Rain took out all of my money and went to Vegas with my brother Kyoji…" That's sad… "Well, at least you got your health!" "I failed my health exam, I can't teach health class anymore." Oy! Ryan, why do you do that?

As I was sitting down, Mwu La Flagga came and sat next to us. "Hey, what's with the faces?" I handed him the copy of this script that you have been currently reading so I wouldn't have to explain. "Oh, so that's what's been happening. Well, I don't blame you, but what about this comment about Orb…" I grabbed the script away from him. "I don't know if I'm going to tell that part yet.

2:00 P.M.

"Cagalli, come here for a minute." Cagalli walked with me into the hall. "You know Athrun?" "Yeah…So?" "Well… The Aegis is going to be sent to Orb and to destroy it, because of ZAFT." Cagalli looked to be shocked, but looked as if she were thinking, then she replied, "Thank you, but we will stand our ground, for we have weapons that I can't tell you of." "Understandable, now let's get back to class.

"Now for the element Gold to harden, it needs to be at least at normal room temperature, will someone tell me if Gold is completely solid when in this form-- Flay! What are you doing!?" Flay is hurtling bad words at Athrun, Y'zak, and Nicole.

"Flay, why are you so against Coordinators anyways?" She turned to stare at me as if I were stupid, "Why? Because they are against what God intended for us!" I wanted to slap her in the face for that comment, but I calmly stated my answer, "Why the heck do you believe that!? If God didn't intend it, then how come we received the knowledge to do so in the first place, why didn't he prevent us from the knowledge, and don't you think God himself may have plans for them, as well as naturals, and wouldn't God love all of his children event if they were created artificially? Just ask your Religion teacher!

"But Ms. Natarale is the religion teacher and says that coordinators are crimes against humanity!" Now I know why Kira or Athrun takes religion class… "Look, I'll have a talk with that religion Teacher, and I'll set the record right.

"Now, back to science, now can anyone-- God, why? (sigh) Relena, go to the office, please?!" Relena takes off her fake eyelashes and strong lipstick before she left my class. I really need a vacation…

"Lacus, Flay, what are you doing?" Flay and Lacus Fighting each other? But aren't they both naturals? Eventually Flay slaps Lacus in the face, and she passes out. "Flay, that is it, you go to the office right now and wait for me there after school!" Flay left my classroom, Kira is now taking Lacus to the nurse's office, Relena is at the office, and I'm ready to go nuts.

"Okay let's continue…" Near the last five minutes of my class, I gave homework, and I made the clack give the homework that they owed. Soon after, I reached for my bottle of whiskey, then I remember that I'm still teaching.

"Class dismissed!" My students rampaged out of the classroom as if my class was hell… wait, it is…

I sadly remembered that I was going to the office to talk to the nurse to see how Lacus was. Once I got there, the nurse already let her go, saying that she was alright.

Next, I went to the office to see Flay, which I knew that it was going to be murder, on my part, or hers'…

Ryan: Why do you believe that coordinators are bad?

Flay: Because they are!

Ryan: 'Man, she's stupid' What about Kira Yamato, don't you like him?

Flay: I only hang around him is because his Sai's friend and Kira's going to fight the coordinators until the day he dies!

Ryan: 'This is going to be a long day…' But why do you believe that coordinators deserve to die, you know Kira's a coordinator.

Flay: He's different, his not in ZAFT, he doesn't attack Naturals, and that he's Sai's friend.

Ryan: 'Why did I have to send her to the office, now I'm going to be here all day.' So was Lacus, except being Sai's friend, I don't think anyways.

Flay: Well… Kira's just an exception!

Ryan: (sigh) just go home, I'll talk to you tomorrow…

(Flay leaves)

Let's see now, I still have to talk to Natarle and then go home…Son of a-- it's 4:32, I've wasted thirty-two minutes talking to Flay about a stupid subject?! I hate my life.

Once I got to Natarle's classroom, I thanked Rebirth that she was still there.

Natarle: "What is it?"

Ryan: "Um, I wanted to talk about your class."

Natarle: "Look, I'm not a reverend, so don't ask me about religion guidance or anything--"

Ryan: "No! It's about how you're teaching your students, Flay Allster tried to kill Lacus earlier and--"

Natarle: "Then good for her!"

Ryan: "What?"

Natarle: "I hate coordinators and they should all be destroyed!"

Ryan: That's it, everyone here are nuts!!!

I then left the room, and filed a complaint to the principal. I then left for home, remembering that there's three more days left…