Wednesday

7:30 A.M.

"Let's see, Heero's restraining order to stop Relena, Flay's retraining order for all coordinators, and Dearka's medicine from his mother… all check." I had everything ready, until I opened the door, Athrun wasn't there, Kira was sharing his paper with Lacus, Y'zak was plotting against Kira, and against me, Dearka was absent for… indigestion…, and Cagalli looked a bit more paranoid than usual.

"Now class, we are going to learn about a fun person!" Man, I'm such a liar. "We are going to learn about the Iraqi war in 2010!" Of course everyone groaned, but I taught them, for about ten minutes.

"Hey, why did that war start, again?" asked Lacus, sounded quite confused, but I didn't really say, for there is no real reason, at the time. "There were both good and bad Iraqis, but it seems that both were prosecuted, why?" asked Kira, who finally took back his homework from Lacus, but it was a logical question, "Ask the Earth and ZAFT leaders that one with Coordinators instead of Iraqis.

After half an hour, Y'zak got bored and ran outside of the classroom, I called the office, but they said that he was called by Le Creuset, so I was okay with it, but when he threw a lighted cigarette at my Neo-Magna, I jumped out of the window and beated the tar out of him, what to know what happened?

Ryan: Y'zak! (jumps out window) What the hell are you doing?!

Y'zak: (throws another match at Neo-Magna) I hated the six wings on this thing, so I threw matches it.

Ryan: Don't you dare throw anything at it again, or else!

Y'zak: (Throws a cigarette at the Gundam) Now what will you do?

Ryan: (jumps on top of Y'zak and starts punching him in the face like a madman)

Le Creuset: What are you doing Ryan?

Ryan: Um… He was smoking on school property, and… um… I wanted to teach the punishment of smoking!

Le Creuset: Alright, but this is not the time or place for that kind of teaching here, but I'll deal with Y'zak now.

Ryan: Fine… (leaves)

Y'zak: Uhh (coughs up some blood) I can… (cough) explain…

Soon after class, Kira came up to me and asked me about Athrun. "Um, Mr. Noel, do you know if Athrun's alright?" I did not want to answer him, but I just told him that he's gone to a special assignment. "Okay, well if I'm not here when Athrun gets back, tell him I went to Orb with my sister." I was hoping that Kira would be back before Friday, but he then said that he's leaving tomorrow, and wouldn't be back until Saturday.

9:30 A.M.

"Okay, now let's learn about the Iraqi War in 2010!" Heero asked the same question as Kira, but when I turned around, my back was covered with blue paint and garbage that someone threw at me. When I looked at the class, Flay was hiding under the table, I just knew she did it, it just wasn't the fact that she had a blue spray can in one hand and the garbage can in the other hand either.

Twenty minutes later, Heero goes missing, how I found out was funny…

Relena: HHEEEEEEEERRO!!!

Ryan: What in Rebirth's name was that!!

Mirillia: That was just Relena crying out Heero's name, again…

Ryan: Man, is she an opera singer?

Relena: Heero! Hheeerro! HHEEERR--

Ryan: Shut Up! Your going to make Heero go deaf!

Relena: Have you seen Heero?

Ryan: (Sees Heero in the closet, mouthing the words "Don't Tell Her") Um… No, I haven't seen him since he asked the first question in class…

Relena: Oh… Thank you anyway…

After that, the class settled down and finally finished the class.

11:30 A.M.

Okay, this science class was the first to ever tick me off. Now I know why Char hated Amuro…

Ryan: "Class take out--"

Amuro: "No! It's a pop quiz!"

Ryan: "Um, yeah… it's about--"

Amuro: "No!! Not on the elements!!"

Ryan: "Stop predicting my every word and/or move!"

Amuro: I can't-- Watch out Mr. Noel!"

Ryan: (Jumps forward as a solid brick falls where Ryan stood, then the building begins to shake) What the-- No… not again…

I looked out the window to see Char in his Zeong, trying to hold off the Strike Rogue, Deathscythe Hell, Duel, and… Neo-Magna??? Oh, no wait, that is blue, has four wings, and doesn't have the Yin and Yang symbol…

"Class, please stand by… Um, Amuro, take the science book and teach!" I ran outside into my Neo-Magna and attacked the copy machine.

I took out the M2 rifle and fired, but the Blue copy flew up, and I missed, it hit the school lunchroom… it became dark ashes… Then the blue copy stopped and put up a com-link to me. "Hey, Mr. Noel!"

"Heero? Why did you copy Neo-Magna?" "I didn't try to, the custom place could only give me this design, it doesn't even have a shield! Anyways, I'm trying to help Char. "

After that, I pulled out the Prototype Buster Beam Saber and cut off all of the Gundams' heads and ended up shutting them down. Char thanked me, but I just worried if I'm going to pay for the Cafetria damages…

1:30 P.M.

Soon after that last incedent, I met up with the gang, outside where the cafetria once stood…

"So… how's everyone doing?" Char, Domon, and Mwu La Flaga just looked at me, and all said, "What the hell do you think?!"

After, again, giving them the script that you have been reading to La Flaga, and simply agreed that it was not all my falt. Soon, we met up with Allenby Beardsly, the winner of the "Gundam Fight Tournament" year week at this school.

"Hi guys! Haven't see you since last week! What happened?" She asked us, excluding me of course because I wasn't teaching here before this week. But everyone groaned on that because she beat every single one of them in front of the school, I guess that's why she's the assistant principal of this school.

Allenby: Who are you?

Ryan: Who me? I'm Ryan Noel.

Allenby: New here?

Ryan: Yeah…why?

Allenby: I've beaten everyone at this school, except for you, I challenge you to a Gundam Fight!

Ryan: What!? I still have a class to teach!

Allenby: I'll have it arranged for your class to see the fight, how's that?

Ryan: Eh, fine by me.

After that, she walked away, but then Char began to ask me if he could have my new stereo when I die… Some confidence…

2:00 P.M.

I got into the Gundam Neo-Magna, waiting at the fighting arena, waiting for Allenby to show up, since her Mobile Suit was already here.

I saw her jump into the machine, but as much as I saw the cockpit, I noticed that the system cockpit was similar to God Gundam's… So I figured that it was a Mobile Fighter Gundam.

Referee: Okay, in this corner is the CGS-002, Gundam Neo-Magna!

Crowd: (Boo's and Cheer's)

Referee: And in this corner, the champion GF13-050NSW, Noble Gundam!

Crowd: (Just Cheer's)

Allenby: Gundam Fight Ready!!!

Ryan: Uh… what am I supposto say?

Allenby: GO!!!

Kira: Beat her Mr. Noel!

Lacus: Shoot him down Ms. Beardsly!

Dearka: Bring down that sissy looking Gundam Noble!

Heero: Noel will beat her, no problem!

Relena: I agree with anything that Heero says!

Flay: Aim for the cockpit, Ms. Beardsly

Y'zak: Noble Gundam, destroy Neo-Magna so my revenge is complete!

Wu Fei: Mr. Noel, you have no justice if you lose to that woman!

Quatra: Can't we all just get along?

All: NO!!!

Cagalli: Ms. Beardsly will win for sure!

Nicole: This is so boring…

Le Creuset: You can defeat Neo-Magna, it's an easy fight!

Athrun: I don't know which is worse, seeing to teachers fighting for nothing, or that our principal is encouraging it. Well… Noel, beat the sorry excuse for a Gundam!

Her Noble Gundam charged at me, I kind of panicked, so I cloaked my machine. "Hey, where'd you go?!" I reappeared, with my beam saber out, and slashed off Noble Gundam's arm.

Noble Gundam reaches out and pulls my Gundam's head to the ground. I used the wings on my Gundam to pull myself out to fire my beam shoulder gatling guns. It damaged the Noble Gundam quite a bit, but it still moved. My Gundam flew into the sky and pulled out the Ultimate M2 Beam Buster Rifle, and fired at the Noble Gundam.

The Noble Gundam barely stood up, and looking completely black and burnt. I took my chance and pulled out the beam saber and slashed off the head of the Noble Gundam. The Gundam fell to it's knees, and fell completely down.

I came out of my Neo-Magna, and was extremely welcomed by the entire teacher staff, cheering my name! Then came the students who rooted for me, asking for no homework…

Soon after the regular dismissal time, I met up with Allenby who said that she wanted a rematch later, I said maybe, then I left for home.