-International Monk of Mystery-
A/N: YAY, that new fanfic I was planning on writing soon that I finally wrote! Sorry, I had a lot of sugar today!
Disclaimer- I do not own Inu Yasha or Austin Powers, the movie this fanfic is kind of based on.
Chapter 1-Get SeriousMiroku sat in a hot tub with two beautiful women at his side.
"Ladies, this has been wonderful, but as a young business man, I must leave you…" He stood up from the tub and grabbed for his robe.
"Lord Miroku, please don't leave" The woman to his left cooed.
"Yes stay with us!" The other chimed in.
"I'm sorry ladies, but I really must be going." He began to walk out the door when he felt a vine grab him. "What the…"
The woman who went by Yuki had transformed her hand into a vine and wrapped it around Miroku. "Now you may never leave." She hissed dragging him in closer while the other woman giggled with delight.
Miroku sighed as he was dragged in. "Not again", he said under his breath.
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Sango unlocked the door to her apartment and managed to open it, her hands were full with briefcases and folders.
"Hi Kirara." She said cheerfully placing her briefcases on a table at the entrance before plopping down beside her kitten lying on the couch. She sighed and grabbed for the remote. "I'm so glad I finally get to relax, all I've done today is run around…" She reached her hand over the coffee table beside her and picked up a remote. When she clicked power, the TV did not turn on.
"What is going on?" She asked as the remote turned into a video screen. "Huh?" She looked at it curiously.
"Hello Miss. Taijiya!" A small man with brown hair and glasses popped onto the screen.
"Uhh…hi Mr. Nebuna." Sango said. 'Shit, why couldn't it have been the remote?'
"I'm so glad you called, there has been a disaster in southern Tokyo and we desperately need your help."
"Really? What happened?" Sango asked a bit concerned with the matter.
"Well, another agent who works for us has been kidnapped and he needs your help. You must go and rescue him from some tree demons who disguised themselves as beautiful women to lure the poor boy in…"
"Which agent got caught?"
Mr. Nebuna hesitated at first. "Uhh…Mr. Houshi…"
Sango's eyes grew infuriated.
"NO WAY!" Sango shouted at the communicator.
"Please Sango, he needs your help."
"Well whose fault is it that he got caught? HIS!" Her voice could show the frustration she held.
"Well it is YOUR job on the line."
Sango sighed. "Very well…I'll be right there…" She shut the communicator and ran into her room to change. She walked out wearing a black spaghetti-strapped tank and dark red pants with two black stripes running down the sides of the legs. The pants held many pockets and the communicator when in the left-back pocket. Her hair was up in a high ponytail. She had changed into a pair of black and red running shoes with white stripes along the sides.
"Come on, Kirara…we have yet another rescue to attend."
Sango grabbed a boomerang hanging on the wall and ran out the door with her kitten right behind her.
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"Yuki, I'm sorry but I really need to go… I'd come back soon." Miroku struggled to get free from the vines.
"Well, now you will never have to bother coming back, because you will be here forever!" She hissed again.
A large boomerang swept through the room and cut the vines holding Miroku.
"I think not!" Sango stood in the doorway of the room and caught the boomerang as it returned to her. "Let the monk go, bitches!"
"Not to worry, Yuki. I will handle her…" The other woman hissed softly as she forced a vine from her arm and aimed at Sango who blocked the hit with her boomerang. Yuki had already begun to reach for the monk again.
"Houshi!" Sango cried hurling the boomerang at Yuki cutting her vines again.
The boomerang returned and Sango was ready to face her opponent.
"Ms. Taijiya, stand behind me." Miroku said holding up his right hand.
"What? Why?" Sango asked.
"Do you want to die?" Miroku asked removing the prayer beads from his wrist. Sango shook her head and picked Kirara up running to stand behind the monk.
"WIND TUNNEL!" He shouted allowing a huge vacuum to suck the two women into his hand. He covered the hole up again and smiled proud of himself.
"Now then, are you alright, Sango?" Miroku asked turning to her. Sango was covering her head and whimpering softly. "San-go?"
"Huh?" She shot up so fast; she hit Miroku in the nose with her head. He walked backwards holding his nose.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Houshi…" Sango ran up to him laughing. "I didn't mean to…"
"No problem…" Miroku was rubbing his nose to make the pain stop. "Anyway, what are you doing here?"
"To come and save you…"
"Really?" Miroku asked intrigued.
"I didn't act on my own, so don't get any ideas…" She bent over to pick up her boomerang, which she dropped when she hit Miroku in the nose. She felt something rub against her but and turned red.
-slap-
Miroku was rubbing a red spot on his cheek caused from Sango's slap.
"I told you not to get any ideas you damn pervert!" She said aggravated.
"Well, anyway, who sent you to save me then?" He asked approaching her again.
"Mr. Nebuna." Sango put the boomerang around her shoulders and turned back to Miroku. "He said you were in some kind of trouble and needed help…"
"Well, thank you for your assistance." Miroku went to the hot tub and grabbed his clothes.
Sango began to blush as he started to remove his robe. "Umm…I'm going to go…uhh…wait out…side!" She darted out the door leaving a confused Houshi inside the room.
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Sango and Miroku had begun the walk home when Mr. Nebuna called on the communicator.
"Yeah?" Sango answered it.
"Ms. Taijiya, so glad to see that you and Mr. Houshi are safe." Mr. Nebuna said over the communicator.
"Yes, we are fine…" Sango said looking up at Miroku then turning back to the communicator.
"Well, I know that you two are finally getting to enjoy your vacations but…I need to speak to you guys about another mission that you will have to complete…together…"
Sango's eyes widened. It was bad enough that she had to save the monk but now she had to work with him?! Unbelievable!
"Come by the office please. Sayonara!" The communicator clicked off.
"What was that about?" Miroku asked looking at the angered Sango.
"We have to stop by the office…" She said trying not to sound angry.
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Mr. Nebuna opened the door to his office to bring Miroku in.
"Sango, please wait out here…I need a word with Mr. Houshi. I'll call you in shortly."
Sango nodded and sat down in a chair across from a table with tons of magazines. "Hmm…" She picked one up with Miroku on the cover.
"The hottest monk around…" She opened it up and read a bunch of quotes from his fans. "Sheesh…and none of them know the REAL Miroku…no one knows he's a spy? You'd think with all the women he's around…. He'd spill the beans…"
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"Miroku, you are one of the best spies in our entire force. Now tell me, is it too much work for you?" Mr. Nebuna asked the monk sitting across from him.
"No sir, I just…"
"Miroku, you are ALWAYS getting caught in those damn traps that involve women…perhaps you just need some down time?" Mr. Nebuna suggested.
"No, no sir. I will try my best to stay out of danger from now on…"
"That's not the point!" Mr. Nebuna snapped. "You have GOT to stop this…and I know how…" Mr. Nebuna walked over to the door to call Sango in. She put the magazine down and walked over to his office.
Once she sat down, Mr. Nebuna spoke again. "From now on, you two are going to work as a duo on all your missions!"
"WHAT?!" The both demanded.
"I can work alone thank you!" Sango said looking at Miroku.
"I need a woman to keep Miroku in line, and Sango you do the best job of this.
"But I…." She sighed. "Okay…"
"Miroku needs you to help him get his act together…" Mr. Nebuna turned to Miroku who nodded in understanding. "So…about this new mission I have to send you two on…"
A/N: All right, first chapter's up. Hope you guys enjoy it, I'm getting really into this story too…I've kind of already planned all the chapters. Next update should be soon…depending on how many reviews I get. Please review!
-Jessi