For disclaimer, you can go back to the first chapter. Cuz if I didn't own Charmed in the first one, I seriously doubt I would own it in the second one.

CHAPTER II: GETTING TO KNOW THE FAMILY.

They orbed into the foyer and walked towards the voices that were coming from sitting room.

-"Uhh they look so young. Well... except your dad, Chris, he looks just the same. Funny! How does it feels to know, that you almost look the same age as your dad? That you are going to look older than him in a few years?"

-"I don't know... you tell me, Penny...your Dad is a whitelighter too.. REMEMBER? So I guess you'll find out how it feels pretty soon. And I am a guy, so we don't care that much. But you, you are a GIRL. And girls are obsessed with looking young" He smile smugly at her. Prue chuckle.

-"Ha, because having a demon dad is a LOOT better, right?" Penny snort.

-"HALF DEMON!"- Prue shouted, blushed, it wasn't her favorite subject.

-"Penny, that was cruel!"- Patty putting one arm around her cousins shoulder to comfort her.

-"I SOO not have time for this right now!"- Chris covering his face with his hands in desperation.

The noises disturbed the older bunch that looked at them quizzically.

-"Chris! You are out of your room! That is so good. How are you doing honey? How are you holding on?"

-" I am going to check on Wyatt. I'll be back later" said Leo orbing out.

Prue could feel Chris' heart break underneath his imperturbable façade. His heart was aching and his father ran away from him.

"Well let me see, my fiancé just died. My dead cousins came from a different future, to tell me that I did save Wy, but they might screw it all up, cuz they don't know how the hell to get back. My big brother, rule of all evil, is a toddler. My parents hate me and don't trust me. My aunts are almost my age, and sometimes, they even HIT on me.. I am walking on thin ice to save the future, and is all my responsibility. I am pretty sure I am on the verge of INSANITY!" he thought. Of course, in Chris' language that meant a:

-"Fine" putting the stone face, he became to master so good after all this years.

-" And who are THEY?" Said Piper a little annoyed.

-"They are my cousins" What else could he say? Well.. He bet if he'd let Penny do the talking she would manage to say A LOT more.

-"from the...you know"

-"Future? yeah"

-"And what are they are doing here?"

-"Apparently.. screwing their own time line" he smiling sarcastically at them.

The three of them stuck their tongue at him at the same time.

-"What is this, a freaking family reunion? What are we? The baby sitting service?" Said Paige more amused than upset.

-"We don't need a baby sitter! We are 16!" The three of the howled at the same time.

Chris decided to stop the babbling. The three charmed ones were more than he could bear. Them and their female offspring... "GOD, how do I manage to keep my sanity in the future?" He asked to himself

-"This are Penny, Patty and Prue. Girls this are Paige, Phoebe and Piper"

-"Penny, Patty and Prue.. curious" Said Piper. "Very weird. Those our grandmother's, mother's and sister's names."

"Ohh damn" thought Chris. He forgot about the obviousness of the names

-"Yeah, we know" Said Patty with a smile, thinking quickly " see... the story goes like this...hmm... you guys saved our mothers when they were still pregnant.. actually the same day they had us.... You guys...hmm.. delivered us to the world. The three of us were born together.. Yeah.. and so.. our moms wanted to use your names, but you asked them to give us these names, and they did. As a way to thank you guys."

-"Aww that is soo sweet" sigh Phoebe. Chris also, but in relief.

-"And you all have the same last name, as Chris?"

-"uh, Yeah we do" At least in that she was not lying. Paige after getting married, instead of changing her name to her husband's last name, she decided to adopt the traditional "Halliwell" and they all made sure that their kids inherit it (ok, ok, actually after I uploaded the first chapter, when I was about to fall asleep, I remembered Paige's last name is Mathews and I called Patty Halliwell.. so extreme times, call for extreme measures.. everybody is Halliwell").. "Note to myself, she thought, Ask Chris which is "our last name""

-"So you three were born the same day? From three different mothers?"

-"Nahh.. Patty and I are twins, Prue is our cousin"

-"Ohh twins, I know how much problem one nephew can cause. I pity the mother that has to handle twins. And worst, magical twins" Said Paige

They twins didn't know whether to laugh or to feel hurt by their mother's comment.

Chris and Prue seemed to find it hilarious, on the other hand. And were requiring a lot of concentration to keep their face still.

-"Because you guys are magical, right? What are you.. all whitelighters?"

They laughed. They were asking the future charmed ones if they were whitelighters.

-"What is so funny?" Said Piper

At that moment Leo orbed in carrying Wyatt. Prue could notice the barely visible jealousy look Chris gave to the baby.

-"Oh.. how cute...baby Wyatt! Hey Wy!!"-Said Penny in baby talk, swinging Wyatt's tiny arms- "You are so cute! Yes you are! How did you turn into an overprotective freak? Are you going to let me wear whatever I want to the dance, without making a big fuzz? Yes you will, yes you will...right baby? You are so cute! Yes you are."

-"Why would Wyatt wouldn't let you wear whatever you want?" Ask Piper

- "Well.. I told you, our families are very close, so Wyatt treats us like his baby sisters. And he makes a big fuzz when we wear provocative clothes."

Chris sigh in relief. It was so good that Patty could come up with such good lies so fast. Because he was already getting a headache! I need to get them back soon, or they will screw everything up.

-Oh that is so cute!" Said Phoebe " You are an overprotective big brother?" Baby talk to Wyatt "yes you are, cuz you are so cute, yes you are!"

"And one wonders where Penny takes it from" thought Chris rubbing his temples, half annoyed, half amused

-"Kiss" Said Wyatt stretching his arms to Chris, that was paying no attention to him "Kiss" he said orbing right into his brother's lap

-"Ahh look how cute baby Wyatt, orbing to Chris' lap, he already loves you so much." Said Penny

-"Ha.. he was just tired of you two FREAKS annoying him with you gargling. Can we start focusing in the BIGGER ISSUE here?" He said firmly but Smiling at his tiny, big brother none the less.

-"Book of shadows!" Patty called and the book appeared in her hands.

-"Didn't you mother teach you about personal gain?" Said Paige

Seven faces turned to her in disbelief

-"Ok, Ok. I just thought I'd act like the responsible older person here! Wait. How did you...?YO! That's my power.. and Chris is a whitelighter!"

Chris raised his eyes to the ceiling and bit his lip in a "What have I done to deserve this?" kind of expression.

"Thank god I have 16 years of experience in lying to you mom!" Patty thought

-"Yeah, well... you know... Most people have to die to become a whitelighter. Kind of the awful part of the job description, if you get what I am saying."

-"So Chris is dead, and you come from a family of witches?" Piper asked.

And "YEAH, Save by the bell!" The future people thought when the doorbell rang.

-"Oh.. that is Richard, we had a date tonite" Said Paige.

The twins eyes turned into four gigantic coins. Paige went to the door, pulled him inside and kiss her boyfriend passionately.

Penny face went red with rage, Chris' threatening look stopped the furious words that were forming in her mouth.

Watching Penny, Chris missed Patty barely visible swing of her fingers and in the middle of the kiss Richard slipped, making a loud sound as his ass deaden the fall.

-"What happened?" He said in shock.

-"You two, Kitchen, NOW!" Chris dragging one twin in each arm.

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-"When are you planning to stop treating us as if we were five?"- Said Patty annoyed by being schlepped to the kitchen

-"As soon as you guys stop acting like you were two! What do you think you are doing? Can you guys just behave for like, FIVE seconds?"

-"He was kissing our mom, Chris. EWW.. our mom" Said Patty

-"Dad is going to be SOOO upset." Said Penny "How can she do that?"

-"Your parents haven't met yet. You know that! The won't meet till next year!"

-"But Chris EWW.. It's mom! Besides, come on.. It was funny. Seeing him fall right in his ass" Penny and Patty laughed.

-"NOT FUNNY! Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with you guys. This is important!"

-" Oh, come on Chris, relax! I am not saying that you, in our life time are the life of the party, cuz despite what the president of your fan club over here says, " said Penny pointing to Patty " you are still kind of a dull, neurotic, freak there. But GOSH you are boring in this past life time of yours!"

Chris stuck his tongue at her

-"See, that's a lot more like it"- Winked Penny with a smile

-"OHH GOD! I am SOO screwed" Chris whine throwing himself heavily in a chair and covering his face with his head.

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Ok people I hope you liked this one too. Let me know if you did. Thanks for all the reviews:

Manette : I am glad you like it. I hope you like this one too. Where are you from?

Fruit loops : here you go. Really fast

Alyssa Halliwell: real soon, see? I hope you liked this too... I guess you too are part of the Halliwell line. So they are like your cousins too or sth??

Drewfuller4eva: I will. And I agree.. Drew Fuller ROCKS.. Lets go and kidnap him.. what do u think? We can share him :) We'll find a basement somewhere and lock him there. I don't think he'll be able to orb out.

Pukah : My favorite Spanish girl : )!! COOKIES! Yeah.. or actually I'll give you a chapter, you can give me one more too.. I want more of teenage Chris, and psycho chris, and baby Chris, that is the CUTEST... (have you read this 2 stories : A Bad, Bad Chris and What Once Was?? If you haven't check them out!!) Si.. son adolecentes de la "Buena vida" O sea que no son tan neuroticas como Chris. They are fun, right? I know.. the whole dying thing and Bianca.. kind of sad.. but not too much. This is a lighter story than my other 2. I needed to give myself a rest from my traumatic thoughts :)

Christine Marquez : Girl, don't worry, you are not mean. I have people with happy reviews every time I kill Bianca, so you are not the only one there. Besides, if I wanted her alive she would be, right? You like where the story is going?? Cool.. I have no idea where the story is going actually, I must confess. I just knew the begging and the ending, and that I want a loss of messes in the middle. Hopefully I ll come up with something fun. So let me know if you have a crazy idea and if you still like my story. THANKS : )

Magical Princess : I love your nick! I want to be a magical princess. When I went to buy my Halloween costume I was like "I wanna be a princess" (yeah I know, sounds a little retarded.. but if you knew me.. u'd understand why, and laugh about it. At least, everybody else does.. the only problem.. half of the time I don't even know why they are laughing.. but is cool! I guess I am just funnier than I think )but then.. after trying like 10 CUTE princess outfits my kinky side won and I bought a very provocative, yet very renaissance and princess like sorceress costume. Anyway.. cute a long replay to your AWW.. I hope you don't mind. But I like AWW's awws are sweet.!