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CH 3 – Basic Training (Body Touching)

"Wake up Glitz! We're going to be late!"

Gaz turned over and opened her eyes slowly. Zim's head was hovering over her, slightly blurred. She sat up suddenly and thrusted her palm toward Zim, hitting him smack dab between his eyes. He tumbled backwards on the floor holding his face.

"AHHH DAMMIT WHAT A PUNCH!!" he muffled out, a small bruise appearing in the middle of his forehead. Gaz stood on her bed, half furious ...half confused.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM ZIM!?"

He looked up at her with the same amount of confusion

"Your room? Glitz we share this room, hurry up and get into uniform!"

Gaz looked at herself; she had almost forgotten that she was on Irk with Zim, sharing a room, and undercover as a male alien.

"Oh...OH RIGHT! Ok sorry about that Zim I just..." her voice trailed off when she looked down at him on the floor, he was already dressed in his red latex uniform. She never wanted to admit it aloud, but she always thought he looked pretty damn good that way.

Zim sighed, "Alright look I'll be waiting for you down with the others so just hurry up" he dusted himself and made his way to the door.

"Wait Zim! What are we getting ready for?"

He turned back to her, "Basic training day one" with that said he left.

"Basic training!?!?" Gaz growled angrily, "This won't end well..."

Eventually she came downstairs in the same uniform as Zim and stood behind him, doing her best to fit in.

"We'll be split into two different categories, since you're new Glitz..." Zim motioned to the large screen that seemed to be dividing names, "...you'll be in that Beginners course, and I'll be finishing up in the Advanced."

Gaz nodded, still holding the look of uncertainty. Zim gave her a strong pat on the back.

"You'll survive ...good luck Glitz."

"Uh yeah you too Zim, see you after...training" Gaz watched him leave through the Advanced Training door; then she turned and walked the opposite of him to the Beginners.

When she entered she was greeted by a swift blow to the back of her neck.

"You're late soldier!" a tall Irken dressed in an even darker shade of latex stood over her with a long shock stick in his hands, "I won't tolerate tardiness in MY class! Now line up."

Gaz stood on her feet and ran to the line, mumbling a few choice words. She watched as the Irken dished out commands to the rest of the beginners until he came face to face with her.

"Ah yes, the tardy one." He gave her a smug look, "You seem different, out of line, disobedient!" he poked her with the non shocking end of the stick, earning a deep and low growl from Gaz.

"Poke me again and I'll thrust you into a world of pure darkness and torment" she threatened him, but only received a high pitched laugh.

"Fool you think you can match my wits. You'll regret the day you ever dared to upstage me!" he plunged the stick into Gaz armor and sent 10,000 volts of electricity all through her body. Gaz screamed and fell to her knees.

"That'll teach you, now I want 100 push ups from you soldier, and then 12 laps around the vicinity, after that you'll run the course twice. Then you will be done with training day one."

"WHAT!?!" Gaz was about to object

"If you DON'T finish the training right, you'll do it over and over until you get it perfect!" he smirked and commanded, "GET TO IT!"

Every Irken in the room dropped to the ground and began their push ups, including Gaz.

The day went on, and it drove her crazy, she never had so much shit to do in her life. As the training progressed she thought about Earth, and how much she hated being there. She used this anger to finish the course, and met Zim near what looked like a locker room.

"How did training go?" Zim asked as they entered the room.

Gaz sighed and rubbed her arms, "It sucked, it hurt, it was a pain, and I wanna get out of here."

"You'll get used to it soon Glitz" Zim took off his uniform entirely, and stood there stark naked in front of Gaz who, after getting a good look at Zim, covered her eyes and even began blushing.

"ZIM! Put your clothes back on what do you think you're doing!?"

"It's shower time" Zim laughed at Gaz's impudence

"Aren't you...I mean we allergic to water?" Gaz whispered, trying to avoid looking at Zim's nakedness.

He smiled, "Yeah we are but you know we don't clean ourselves with water. Now come on get your clothes off..."

"WHAT ARE YOU A PERVERT OR SOMETHING!?" Gaz brought up her hands to guard herself. Zim stared at her like she had gone crazy.

"All of us have to shower, it's a basic rule" Zim shrugged, "I get it you must be insecure about your body or something well I'll go and you can go when the room is cleared." He left her and went to shower.

"Stupid aliens...stupid Zim!" She mumbled and kicked the wall then headed back to her sleeping quarters. After a while Zim came back, refreshed and clean he began looking for clothing while Gaz took her leave to the showers.

When she got there the whole room was empty, she undressed and quickly turned on the shower head, a dark blue liquid began raining out of the head.

"What the hell..." she reached out with her hand, it felt like water, but at the same time it didn't. She stepped in fully and began washing herself. The fluid felt warm and refreshing on her body. She thought about the Herbal Essence commercials back home.

"This must be what it feels like for those girls" she laughed to herself then turned off the faucet.

Wrapping herself in a towel and making sure that her belt was still set right, she ran back up to the room to get dressed. Zim was waiting and greeted her.

"Finally took that shower eh Glitz?" Zim moved toward her, and Gaz began backing away.

"Uh Zim you mind staying out for a bit while I dress? I'd like some...you know... privacy." She smiled nervously hoping Zim would buy it.

"Geeze you're jumpy. Alright I'll wait for you out..." he stumbled over a bag lying in the middle of the floor and fell toward Gaz.

"AHH WHOA!" He closed his eyes for a half second then felt something round, soft, and warm in his hand. He opened his eyes and saw that he had fallen on top of Gaz, and his hand seemed to have landed on her chest.

Gaz's eyes were still closed; she was red in the face and thankful that her towel was still wrapped around her tightly. The only problem was...

"Glitz....um...your chest it's like..." Zim stuttered.

Gaz opened her eyes, afraid of what she would see, and she was.

Zim's hand...was grasping at her breast.

End Again; tell me what you think so far and I'll post Ch 4 soon!