M'kay, bored to the point of insanity here. Anyway, you all seem to like this story best out of all my stories so I'll continue this one!

"ZELDA! WHERE ARE YOU?" Link and Saria yelled frantically. Saria's motherly instintcs were kicking in. "I'm worried Link, where did Zelda run off to! For all we know, she could have been kidnaped, or harassed or someone may have killed her or-" Saria was cut off by Link's hand. "Shhh...this is a G rated story..don't push it." Link reminded her. "Oh yeeeaaah. Still, I'm worried." she said. "Don't worry. What's the worst that could happen to an infant running around hyrule castle town at night with strange dogs that may have rabies and odd psycopath people jumping out of nowhere. On seccond thought, ZELDA! WHERE ARE YOU!" Link yelled. Just then, Zelda came back crying her eyes out. "OUTUSAN!" she schreeched when she saw Link. She ran up to him and tripped and fell onto his ankle.

"Oh, there there," said Saria, picking up little Zelda and rocking her back and fourth in her arms."What happened?" "IT'S DARK! I DON'T WIKE DARK! IT'S SCAWY!" screamed poor little zellie. "I think I can fix that." said Link, taking out his ocarina. He played Zelda's lullaby and she instantly fell asleep and forgot all about the dark.

"Awww...she looks so precious when she's asleep!" said Saria. "We should get some rest too." Link said. They went to a villager's house to spend the night and then the morning came.

Link stretched and did that yawn he does when you leave him standing still too long in the game. He opened his eyes to see little Zellie on his lap, munching a candy bar. She has choclate smeared all over her mouth. "MORNING LINK!" she said. "Can we all get gowing soon?" Zelda asked, hopping up and down on the bed. "Who's the genius who gave her candy at 6:30 AM!" Link asked as little (now hyperactive) Zellie was bouncin' round the room. "Well, she was hungry and we didn't have anything else." said Saria in self-defense. (or in what would have been self-preservation if Link hadn't calmed down by now...)

"Look, she has chocolate all over her so i'm gonna go warp to lake hylia and get rid of the monsters. You bring zelda over in a little while to get all the candy out of her clothes." said Link, fixing his hat. "Okay."said Saria. "We'll go shopping in hyrule marketplace." So Link warped off to Lake Hylia and Saria dressed Zelda up in an old Kokiri tunic she had when she was 3. "It fits you perfectly!" said Saria, spitting on a napkin and dabbing the chocolate off little zelda's face.

"Auntie Sawia! I can do that mysewf!" pouted Zelda. "Okay, Zellie...go ahead." she strugled and hopped trying to get up high enough to see in the mirror. "Umm...Auntie Sawia? On seccond thought, go ahead." So they got cleaned up and went out to go get zelda some new clothes.

"AWW!" screached some passing hylian girls. they were about sixteen, 3 of them. They all swarmed around poor Zellie and cooed and giggled and pinched her. "I wouldn't do that if I were you..." said Saria, hoping that Zelda didn't develop sage powers Untill she was older. "BACK OFF!" yelled Zelda as she released a barrier around herself, singeing the three girls.

"EYAAAHH!" they screamed. "They were ugwy." said Zelda. "Zellie...what has Link told you about burning innocents to a crisp and making them cry?"asked Saria. "Don't do it?" said Zellie, going all chibi and adorable. "AWWWW! It's okay Zellie, just don't do it again!" said Saria. "Now let's get going!"

Hoped you liked! more soon! review for the love of good manga! Later, Kt