Author's note: Hey I am sorry to all the people that got the beginning of "Discoveries in the torture cell" like hundreds of times.. long story.. but anyways, I finally uploaded the final version yesterday night and for the ones that read the first version, the last one includes a whole part with Chris POV, so if you liked it and didn't read that part.. you can check it out. Please let me know what you think and if I should continue it.

CHAPTER IV: DINNER HUNT

-"No, no, no, It's not true" Said Piper for the 1000th time, blowing anything that was still standing in the dinning room, while Penny was doing a real big effort in preventing the whole house from setting on fire (since she could manipulate water and was in a massive guilt trip)

-"Uhh girl" Patty said in her sister's ear "If Chris survives her reaction. You are so dead, and I mean so, so, so dead" (Yah Pukah I laughed so much at your review that I had to include it here! I said it was a tough one to make it funny. I needed Help!)

-"Tell me it's NOT TRUE" She looked at Chris, who just looked at her "OHH it's soo true.." She throw herself in the remaining of a chair, that was, of course, soaked in water "this can't be right .What am I going to do?" She sigh covering her face.

Paige and Phoebe chose that moment to orb in.

-"What happened?" cried a horrified Phoebe running to her sister "Are you ok sweetie?"

Piper looked at her with HATRED in her eyes.

-"O-K.." Said Paige "I guess not."

Everybody stayed quiet for a while, after which, Paige exasperation overtook her.

-"Chris.. do you mind... I donno.. FILLING US IN!!"

So they did.

-"Oh.. calm down sweetie, the girls are from a good future, so that means we do save Wyatt" Said Phoebe.

-"Yeah sure, cuz its not YOUR son that becomes the rule of all evil!"

-"Ahh yeah.. what does my son do? DO I have a son? Or a daughter...I want a daughter that look just like me"

Prue smiled

-"Do I have a son or a daughter Chris?" Phoebe continued

-"I can't tell you that!"

-"Penny" Phoebe looking at the blond girl "Do I have kids? Please, please, please?"

-"NAHH stop looking at me.. you are not tricking me into anything" She said backing up "Do you think I have a death wish or something?? You don't want to deal with an angry Chris is worst that P.. his mother"

-"Pretty please"

-"Can you guys stop with the nonsense babbling?" Chris yelled interrupting "Did you find something helpful?"

-"Yeah! Actually a couple of things" Said Paige walking to the tons of books they had orbed with them.

-"But is dinner time! what do you guys say if we have some dinner? Get to know our little friends over here.. coming all the way from the future and not even offering them a nice dinner, that is SOO rude" Said Phoebe.

-"Phoebe, NO!" Chris hooted

-"Chris, they are right, you know? Even future people gotta eat? You guys DO eat in the future right?" Said Piper

-"If you cook Piper, always!" smiled Patty.

-"Well what if you girls help me in the kitchen, since you seem to like my cooking so much?"

-"Us?? Helping you in the kitchen?? Are you sure? That is more like Chris' and Wy's territory!" Said Penny

-"You cook, Chris?" Piper looked as it was hard to believe.

He shrug.

-"Chris and Wy? I guess then Chris and Wyatt are close too? So you are good friends with Wyatt, that is why you came to the past?"

-"Chris and Wy, yeah they are awesome together.. When they are not fighting and making each other fly telekinetically from one wall of the house to the other, they get along great! Well that is in our life, I guess in this Chris' life over here, they were probably really closed until he started killing ...everybody in the family"

-"Penny, did I tell you I am going to staple your mouth and then kill you and then summon you back just to staple your ghostly mouth again?" Chris continued automatically so they couldn't actually process the information Penny had given them "Yeah, we were pretty close when we were kids, that is why I know he was good once and I want to save him" Chris prayed they didn't quite grasp the whole tk fights or the whole family thing.

-"Everybody in the family? Which family?"

-"My family, their family.. remember they told you they were all dead?" Answered Chris fast. "So back to dinner"

-"Ahh so Wyatt cooks too.. he took it from his mother isn't that cute??" Said Phoebe

"IDIOT! When are you going to learn that the less compromising line to get away of any situation is ALWAYS demon hunt.. NOT DINNER, demon hunt!" Chris punched himself mentally.

-"Adorable?? Yeah cuz you haven't seen him with an apron yet! I would think its more in the line of rolling down in the floor with laughter! Chris is cutter though.. cuz he refuses to wear an apron despite all Piper threats.. but then, you get them to see them fight about who is going to do his laundry.. and that is even better than Wy with the apron"

-"Ok Penny, at this point the fulminating look that I am giving you, should be perforating your SCALP. So.. If you don't shut up, I swear I am going to GAG you until you are ready to leave. And I mean it... you know I do!" Said Chris beyond exasperation.

-"Ok, ok, so since you have the apparently hidden culinary skills here, you help me make dinner and the rest can keep on working on that spell" Order Piper.

-"Leaving these three with those two alone? Are you INSANE? It's like playing Russian roulette but with a bullet in each hole but one. I'll help you cook, you two" pointing at Paige and Phoebe "Work on the spell, and you'll three will come to the kitchen, where I can keep an eye on you, and you'll stay quiet!"

-"Will you make chocolate chip cookies for us, Chris?" Said Prue

-"yeah, cookies" Said the twins.

-"Chris bakes cookies?" Phoebe laughed.

-"YEAH the best cookies in the world! Please, please, please?" Penny put her best innocent sweet face, walking towards Chris.

Chris put his face at her level, looking right into her eyes with a big smile.

-"You know I hate you, right?"

-"No, you LOVE me"

-"yes, I do" he kissed her nose "Now.. if I make those cookies, will you stay QUIET?"

-"YEAP.. you are my favorite male cousin in the world"

-"Now, I am your favorite male cousin?" He laughed, knowing that in her world things were pretty different than in his.

-"yeah... but you can never tell Wy that I said that"

Chris covered his eyes... he looked around, and realized no one had heard.

He sigh in relief and picked her up.

-"Penny, Penny, Penny I am going to kill you one of these days"

He lead her to the kitchen in his arms as the rest followed.

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MANETTE: TRES BIEN! Sorry, I hope you didn't mind me asking. I was just asking, cuz I am from Argentina and pukah is from Spain and I thought maybe you could speak Spanish too. Mais, mon francaise ce terrible, pardon. I did spend last Xmass in Paris, it was beautiful! Ironically enough it looked at look like Buenos Aires, that is from where I am from. I am glad you are liking this story, please keep on reviewing. You can even review in French, that is cool, so I get to practice my non existent French too!!.

Drewfuller4eva I am glad you find my stories funny :) Thanks

Pukah: I hope you don't mind that I soo stole your line!! I was the one about to fall from my bed because I was laughing so hard when I read your review! You really thought that was a good slip?? NICEE..!! To put them in a situation to make them slip and still make it believable is hard!

Yeah Chris is this close () to having a heart attack right now...but the girls are so funny! I am glad you liked the part with Leo, I thought it was sweet. : ).. Love each one of your reviews.. thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hey! And Chris is making cookies for you now :) !!

hope master23 Here it is, I hope you like this chappie too. Thank you for reviewing. I am looking foward to hearing more from you :) .