Author Notes: I don't own Invader Zim, or its Characters. The World is being a butt muncher, I don't like it. Sorry I'm just in a bad mood. Someone didn't show up yesterday and I had to wait for nothing. Also upset with the U.S Economy but that's a different story, I should grab a soda...maybe fire a death ray at Earth...yeah..I'll do the Death Ray thing.

Doomo Arigato!

CH 5 – Slight Cunfuzzlement (Revealed)

Zim rustled in his blanket. For some odd reason he felt like there was limited space in his cot. Slowly he opened his eyes and looked around the small room.

"It's early..." He looked over at Gaz's bed and noticed it was empty. Then something groaned underneath his sheets. His eyes grew wide.

"Oh God...please don't tell me..." He lifted his blanket and nearly fainted.

Right there was Gaz, curled against his body and nuzzling his chest. He was scared, he was confused, he was sickened, he was...strangely aroused.

"Mmm..." Gaz scooted closer to Zim and hugged him around his waist. Zim gasped and jumped out of bed, pointing dramatically at Gaz.

"YOU'RE CRAZY GLITZ! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY BED!!?" Zim continued to scream at her, she just yawned and looked at him with slight amusement.

"I don't know I guess I wanted a sleeping buddy and..." she blushed and remembered she was supposed to be undercover. "I mean I was probably sleep walking heh, sorry about that Zimmy."

"ZIMMY!? ZIMMY!!!!!????" He screamed and ran out the door all hysterical again.

"Geeze what climbed up his ...whatever Irkens have..." She sighed and got dressed.

Zim continued to run down the halls, "A FELLOW IRKEN CALLED ME ZIMMY!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!"

He stopped at Zeke's door and banged on it. Presently Zeke opened it.

"Zim? I'm like ...not even ready to see you." He was still in his sleeping drab.

'Sorry Zeke it's just I'm having issues and I'm scared of my room mate." He smiled nervously

"Oh well that's...queer" Zeke rubbed the back of his neck and motioned for Zim to enter.

Zim bowed and walked in, then huddled in the corner, bringing his knees to his chest and rocking back and forth slowly.

"I'm not gay...I'm not gay..." he repeated to himself softly.

Zeke raised his eyebrows and sat down watching. "What's wrong Zim?"

Zim jerked his head up and looked at Zeke dazed.

"I'M NOT GAY!!!" He looked like he was going to foam at the mouth and bite.

"I didn't say you were man! I just asked if you were alright." Zeke backed away and gave the poor guy some air.

Zim lowered his head and mumbled, "Glitz was in my bed..."

"So? Maybe he got drunk or something and.."

"I was in the bed with him..."

"OK not right! You are one disturbed guy." Zeke shook his head and looked at Zim with pity.

"Something is wrong with me Zeke! I actually LIKED having Glitz there with me in my bed." Zim trembled and began rocking back and forth again.

"Soooo... you are... questioning your sexuality?" Zeke paused and doubled over laughing at Zim. "HAHAHA ZIM'S GAY ZIM'S GAY ZIM'S GAY!"

"SHUT UP I AM NOT GAY! Or am I...NO!....AHHH!!" he got up and ran out the door past everyone and back to his room. Gaz was still there, dressed and sitting on her bed as if waiting for Zim's return.

He pointed at her again, "Listen you! I am NOT like that ok!? I don't have a THING for you! I don't know why you ..you..YOU DO THESE WEIRD THINGS AND MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD BUT IT ENDS NOW!"

He took several deep breaths and waited for her answer.

"Well? What do you have to say for yourself Invader Glitz?" he put his hands on his waist still waiting.

Gaz stood up, "Well Zim are you telling me that these weird feelings mean you like me?"

Zim dropped his arms and sputtered, "LIKE YOU!? WELL...as a friend yes but..."

"Ah no. Heh you like me dontcha!" She pushed him down on the floor and sat on him, "SAY IT ZIM!"

"NO! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM GET OFF ME!" He struggled and tried to push her off.

"I know what will make you change your mind!" she began leaning towards his face.

"IF YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ZI..." He was shut down when Gaz pressed her lips against his and was sent into a world of pure dooky...I mean magicalness.

Gaz wasn't sure why she was doing what she was doing. She thought it would only go as far as sitting on him and pushing his buttons, but all that left her mind and her only goal was to attack Zim's mouth.

"Ewww sick!"

They broke the kiss and looked up, Zeke was standing there staring at the two like they've gone insane.

"You two...WERE MAKING OUT! TWO GUYS WERE MAKING OUT!!!!" He ran away screaming about it throughout the building.

Zim pushed Gaz off and grabbed her by the collar of her uniform.

"Now look what you did! Everyone will look at us like we're nuts! I'll be laughed at and everything I've come to believe will be a lie!"

Gaz pushed his hand away, "You don't have to worry Zim. I'm not a guy..." she stood up and helped him to his feet.

"What are you talking about of course you're a guy!"

"No I'm a girl." She pressed her belt and transformed herself into a female Irken, still hiding the fact she was a human.

Zim rubbed his eyes and stared in disbelief.

"You ARE a girl! IMPOSSIBLE! Oh...but that means...I'M NOT GAY!" he laughed pleasantly then continued his confusment with Gaz.

"So why are you telling me this now, why not sooner?"

Gaz sat across from him, "Well if you knew you'd turn me in. I'm here on a mission Zim and I intend to finish it at any cost!"

"May I ask what you're mission is?" He watched her close the doorway and return to her seat.

"You know those rolling blackouts on Earth?"

"Yes. Of course."

"Well it's got something to do with those blackouts. Umm... that's all I can give you."

Zim nodded and smiled, "Well thank god I'm not gay. So who is responsible for the problems on Earth?"

Gaz was about to speak when the door was busted down and two guards grabbed them.

"HEY LET GO!" Zim struggled with the Guard and elbowed him.

He ran over to the other one who held Gaz, he turned and whacked Zim hard on the head with his large stick thing, Zim fell to the floor and looked up, he vision was blurred.

"Zim!" Gaz's voice echoed in his mind, and then everything faded into black.

A little rushed as you can tell but still worth a good rating I hope. Review the story by clicking the cool blue button down there haha.