CHAPTER V: Second HUGE UPS!
Thirty minutes later, dinner was ready and the cookies where in the oven, so they could have a nice dessert.
-"Ok "Said Chris as he sat down "NO FUTURE QUESTIONS, got it?" Looking to his aunt, that looked anxious and exited. Her excitement diminished at once.
-"You are soo not fun!"
Fifteen minutes into the dinner, Chris decided it was time to check the cookies.
-"BE GOOD" He pointed at no one in particular in his exit to the kitchen.
-"Soo.." Started Phoebe not a second after Chris disappeared "Can you tell me at least.. I donno.. do I have a PUPPY??"
-"NO! You gave one to Chris when he was about 9, but then it died and Chris was so sad, that he wouldn't let anyone else had a dog EVER. And since Chris ALWAYS gets what he wants.. no puppy ever again" Said Penny sounding like a jealous 5 year old, that just been denied candy.
Everybody looked at her in shock.
-"What? What harm can it cause to know if they had a Puppy? And yes, It's so unfair! I wanted a puppy!"
-"No harm.. if you would just answered NO!! Why do you have to keep on talking? Do your brain and mind have slightest connection between each other, sis?" Said Patty filling in for Chris.
Petty stuck her tongue at her and was about to replay, when Paige interrupted her, cuz she didn't want to loose her train of thoughts or highly probable too, was actually born with the genetic predisposition to know.. she didn't want to hear her daughters fight.
-"Why does us having a Puppy has anything to do with Chris having a puppy?" She was suspicious.
-"Cuz you are really close to Chris, you really like him, and as Penny says he always gets what he wants.. besides... you wouldn't want to break a poor little kid's heart, would you?" Trying her best puppy eyes. But she knew they weren't buying it, her sister had opened her mouth one too many times.
-"Why was Chris so much in the manor?"
-"I told you, you are very close to his mother?"
-"How close?"
-"very, very close"
-"As close enough to be the same person?" Said Paige after reviewing in her mind 3004 episodes that seemed the familiarity of Chris and his cousins with the manor and the people in it was way too much.
The three girls looked to the floor. They were soo busted.
-"NO!" Said Patty hoping that her sixteen years of experience in lying to her mother would work right now. But everything inside of her told her, there was no way back. "OUCH, Chris is soo going to kill me.." She thought
-"You are so lying missy. I knew it, somehow deep inside of me, I always knew it. So who of us is the mother?"
The three girls were mute.
-"Ok, he can orb and sense and do Whitelighter stuff. I am half whitelighter..OHH CHRIS IS MY SON" Said Paige in the verge of a heart attack.
-"He is making COOKIES...We are the girls and he is the one making COOKIES! That definitely means Paige is his mom... For god sake woman..! When have you EVER been in the kitchen?" Penny couldn't control her jealousy. Chris was not going to take her mom! Even if that meant she had to endure her sisters strong kicks below the table.
-"Then who? Ahh whitelighter powers, Kitchen, Kitchen with WY! Ohh Piper you are so busted!"
-"It can't be mine. I don't have whitelighter powers!"
-"Noo.. but your husband does!"
-"EX husband!" She pointed out.. but deep inside of her, she knew it, she sensed she always knew it. Chris was her son. "HE IS SOO MY SON.. I know it!"
-"NO no no no" Patty was more pleading that stating something.
-"well there is only one way to find out" Deep inside she knew her strategy was going to work, she hoped she was right. She yelled as angry as she could
-"CHRISTOPHER PERRY HALLIWELL WYATT, GET YOUR BUT HERE NOOOW!
Chris was putting the cookies in the tray, when he heard that he instinctively orbed to his mom, he knew better than to do anything else when his full name was used by her.
-"What?? I haven't done anything!! I promise" he said scared, sounding like a two year old, he was too scared to actually be thinking straight. "Why are you calling me like that?"
-"What do you mean?" Piper said, still pretending to very super angry. Though internally she was laughing so hard, she couldn't believe her son was so easy to trick, why didn't she found out this sooner?!
-"You know, using my whole name. You just call me like that when you are really, really angry. Using ALL my names.. you have to be VERY angry. And I haven't done anything!"
Piper laughed, wondering how many times she called Chris like that. Chris looked at her absolutely confused.
-"Yeap, I guess that's what I would do. So.. did I get it right?"
-"Get what right?"
-"Your name, did I get it right?"
-"Uh? What's wrong with you? Of course you got it right.. what are you talking about?" Chris was still clueless of the huge slip he has just made.
-"So Perry is your middle name and you are Halliwell-Wyatt and not Wyatt-Halliwell" Piper was smiling smugly. Chris finally realized what just happened.
-"I leave you alone for FIVE minutes, FIVE minutes and you tell her she is my mother?" He was yelling at Penny. He was so angry, probably more at himself than at her.
-"Well.. actually, we didn't tell her anything.. You just got tricked into telling her right now. Till now, she just had a slight suspicion" Said Penny.
-"So I am your mom?" Said Piper asked him sweetly.
-"Yes" Said Chris in a soft whisper, almost sad.
They stare at each other for a long time, silent.
-"So you came all the way from a horrible past, where everybody died, to save the person that murder the people you love?"
-"I came to save Wyatt from turning evil. Something turned him, and I am going to find out what."
Piper was driving insane with guilt, with pride, with so many mixed emotions.
-"And you accepted all our mistrust and all our offenses and insults and said nothing. And you left your agonizing fiancé and you..." Chris interrupted her
-"I'd do whatever I have to, to save my family."
They stare at each other silently for a while again. Piper eyes started to fill up with tears. Chris eyes got watery too. After what seemed forever.
-"Mommy?" in a barely audible whisper
-"Yes, sweetie?" She answered
-"Do you think I can hug you now?" His voice sounded like a 5 year old boy about to cry. Piper could resist and ran to his baby boy and hugged him tight.
-"Mommy is here, my boy. And I love you"
-"I love you too mom, so much" letting himself go in that hug he had waited so long for.
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AWWW I know.. this last part was not funny, but come on.. I need people to value Chris for what he've done and the show never does!
Wow.. I think they are 3 more chapters left.. :( .
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Please:That's a funny nick :P! Thanks to you for reading.. I get the double reward here.. I get to write what I want and then I get fabulous reviews from really cool people... So I get it even better. I hope you like this chapter too.
Sweet-Charmed-Angle: I am glad you find it hilarious.. I am still shocked that people find my writing funny.. I swear I am..but then.. that happens to me in real life all the time too.. ppl are you r SOO funny.. and I am like.. what did do funny? But still.. I love to be called funny. I hope you like this chappie too.. is not that funny maybe, but the fact that is CHRIS the one that slip after all, makes it worth it..cuz that alone, makes it hilarious in my mind.. what do you think?
Faith-charmer : I hope this update is soon enough!! Hehe.. I been having a lot of free time lately. I am glad you like my story. Yeah I love Chris and Wy's relationship, and I figured that for Chris to come all the way to the future, he had to have a good relationship with Wyatt at some point. The girls and the relationship with Wyatt and all their story is taken for my other fan fictions, that are not us funny as this one. Except Saving the world halliwell style. Discoveries in the torture cell actually has nothing to do with the other stories storyline, but it does focus mainly in the relationship Chris-Wyatt. I know, why am I telling you all this?? Anyways.. I hope you like this chapter/
Pukah: Hehehe... stop threatening your life, I need you alive to keep on reading my story and to get Psycho Chris and Baby chris and all my chrises and to get cookies :O) ! What were you doing reading at 3.00 am?? Of course, deep inside I feel tremendously flattered.
OK.. it just me, or it was actually funny that in the end, it wasn't Penny the one that gave it away, but Chris??
"Really, I like you other stories but I just can't wait to read this one, is like being in a friends episodes with Buffy's dialogs and the charmed in the middle." Hehehehe those were a lot of shows put together.. I am going to make monica and Willow come and help Piper, one with cleaning the kitchen and the other one with the potions, what do u think??
The cooking part in the other episode was just to lead to this episode and the "He is making COOKIES...We are the girls and he is the one making COOKIES! That definitely means Paige is his mom... For god sake woman..! When have you EVER been in the kitchen?" part.
I want truth now now now.. send me the unbeta copy by email.. is not like its going to make such a huge difference.. you probably have the same mistakes I would make.
Drewfuller4eva I love to be called funny. I hope you like this chappie too.. is not that funny maybe, but the fact that is CHRIS the one that slip after all, makes it worth it..cuz that alone, makes it hilarious in my mind.. what do you think?
ChrisBianca: Isnt it super funny how they never get their slips and at the end, is Chris the one that made the biggest mistake??? He he he, poor cute boy.. so careful always, I guess the twins already drove him insane. Thank you so much for reviewing and being so sweet and for liking my story, it makes me super happy.
Sparkling Cherries Sparkling, sparkling, sparkling.. may I call you sparkling??.. I guess yes cuz I already did..I hope you liked this chapter too. I hope you still found it funny And thanks so much for your review.
Brooklyn Turner: Gee!! Thanks.. really, that was a motivating review.. it makes me wanna write more and more and more! SO tks soo soo much. I hope you like this chapter too. And that was a fast update, right??