CHAPTER VI: AND LOGICALLY...
-"She is your mom?" Phoebe asked him, interrupting the hug.
-"No.. I usually get that emotional with strangers, and pretend they are my mother just so... I can hug them! I am such a perv!" Said Chris sarcastically.
-"Yea, I knew you were a softy underneath all those layers of bitchiness!" Said Paige mockingly . Chris smirked at her. "You are not planning to hug your.."
-"So that means..." Phoebe interrupted her, super exited, as she started jumping around making noises as "Ah-Uh-Wow" "Can't you see what that means?" She looked at Paige
-"That you suddenly completely lost your mind, and got convinced you were a bouncing ball?"
-"No.. they are his COUSINS! Cousins... as... who is the mother of your cousins??"
Paige dropped the glass that she was carrying and covering her mouth with her hands as she gasp an "OHHH".
-"Glass" called Penny and the glass landed perfectly safe on the table besides Paige.
-"That is MY power" She said, shocked for the realization she just had "Oh my god that is my power.. and they are twins and they have my power.. and they are Chris' cousins... and they have my power...Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god"
Phoebe had just started jumping around her.. hugging her.. they were both giggling like an idiots.
-"Ok you people...can you start acting like the mature ones around here? Cuz we are the ones that are 16! And Mom, yes, you may want to breath occasionally between your oh my gods.. cuz... I kind of.. like... wanna to be BORN" Said Patty faking to scold them.
-"Yeah and it would be hard to do it if our mom died" continued Penny "Though our dad is dead.. but.. he is not REALLY dead.. He is just KIND of dead, like Leo...god.. you know what I mean! This whole being born in a magical family makes everything soo complicated!"
Phoebe was the first one to break up the hug and ran to Prue.
-"So you are mine, right? OF course you are mine, you look just like me, but cuter and I always wanted to name my daughter Prue after my sister"
Prue's huge smile was worth a million answers.
-"You are soo cute, yes you are, soo cute and adorable" Said Phoebe pinching her cheeks, the same way she had done with baby Wyatt.
-"MOOM, till when are you planning to do that? I am 16! I am old enough, I would think!" Prue surprised everybody with her sudden outburst. But I guess no matter how quiet and sweet you are, after 16 years of your mother doing that to you, it just kind of gets you.
Still Prue hugged her mom (probably just to avoid the cheek pinching), and lead her to sit besides her.
-"How come everybody gets a hug but me?" Said Paige, teasingly as she ran to the twins and hug them. They barely respond to her hug. "Oh.. I am such a bad mother, that they all get all this affectionate hugs, and I am stuck with this?" Paige was still teasing, she knew that if the twins hated her they wouldn't have been able to hide it through the whole evening. And quite of the contrary, the few glances she caught from them were full of love. "When was the last time your mother really hugged you?"
-"like... THIS MORNING, in front of the WHOLE MAGIC SCHOOL! GOD, you know we have a REPUTATION to maintain? And it's hard enough to do so, being the daughters of the headmasters! Like, being a teenager wasn't complicated enough! Like being a magical teenager, wasn't complicated enough! Like being a magical teenager whose parents are the headmasters of her school, wasn't complicated enough! For crying out loud.. we don't need mommy headmistress and daddy headmaster giving us hugs in front of the whole school!" Said Patty not really that annoyed.
-"So I get to be headmistress of magic school?? COOL and I marry the head master?? Don't we, like... kill each other working together?"
-"Yeah, well, as I said before, he is already dead. But yeah, you kind of, re-kill him a couple of times. And don't you dare make a sex comment about you and dad working together, cuz I AM STILL your daughter, OK? "
-"ok..." Paige that had a few already in her mind "Phantasm or Whitelighter?"
-"Whitelighter"
-"I marry a pacifist?? WOW... I never thought I would landed a goody one, all mighty "Blessed it be, Paige" " laughing at the thought of having a husband orbing to the bedroom with that line. "He is probably on the verge of insanity with you two and me!"
-"uh? Noo woman! Dad is as bad as us three, at least that is what everybody says. You say "Nahh on the contrary, your father is as good as Penny and I, you missy, on the other hand, have to stay away from Chris!".. everybody still questions how dad got elected whitelighter. But trust me, with miss uncontrollable mouth over here, one would think we would be the embarrassment. But no.. I am pretty positive, Penny and me got embarrassed by you two guys a lot more times, than you did by us"
-"COOL.. I am liking this already" Said Paige's smugly smile. "And why do you have to stay away from Chris? You are too much of a smart ass, aren't you? I knew it! Just like your cousin over there!"
Chris and Piper turned around to listen to their conversation once they saw they were pointing them.
-"Yeah, well, that is what you say. Then you tell me that you are not going to allow me to go even near Chris for another two years. Then, you blame Aunt Piper, telling her, that its all her fault, cuz she is Chris' mom and then you ask her what did she do when Chris started acting like a "sarcastic..smart ass.. super witch wanna be"?
-"And what do I answer?" Said Piper curious
-"I told him to stay away from his "sarcastic..smart ass.. super witch wanna be" Aunt" doing a great impersonation of her older Aunt.
Phoebe and Piper cracked into laughter, even Chris couldn't resist a few chuckles.
-"I AM SOO NOT" Paige and Patty said at the same time. Paige looked at her red headed girl curiously.
-"Well... yeah that is what you ALWAYS answer, mom!"
Chris walked to Paige and put one arm around her shoulders.
-"See Aunty, all the times you insult me and complained I was too much of a sarcastic, smart ass, bitchy demon hunting whitelighter. I inherited it ALL from you!" He said smiling in a sweet still "I AM SO GETTING MY REVENGE" kind of way.
Paige smirked at him. "SO NOT!".
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Ok party people (yeah I know, I know.. but I use that line since way before Drew.. so he stole my line! But he can steal whatever he wants from me!) .. two more chapters left. Sad, but they can't stay in the past forever. I was thinking of doing another story with this same funny tone, of the girls when they are 13 and Chris 19 and Wyatt 21, would you guys like that? Let me know.. I'll just do it, if people wanna read it.
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Yeah just 3 more chappies to go.. it was fun though.. as I said over there.. I might be starting one, all comedy like this one, with the whole 5 as teenagers (sort of Wy 21) cuz is not going to be easy to keep everything funny in my other story after all that happened to them. What would you think?
I hope you like this chapter.. back to the hahahah.
I WANNA READ TRUTH!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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