CHAPTER VII: Memory spell
-"My daughter is so much better than yooours" Phoebe chanted.
-"Shut up. Mine are so much better. Have you seen the two angels over there?" Answered Paige
-"Angels? With an extremely thick disguise. Prue is so much cuter"
-"So not"
-"So yes. Mine is better" Phoebe again (just in case you guy got lost)
-"No, Mines are better"
-"MINE IS BETTER"
-"MINES ARE BETTER"
-"MINE IS BETTER"
-"MINES ARE BETTER"
-"PEOPLE, FOCUS! We need a spell to send them to the future" Chris brought them back to reality.
-"And yours are SO the worst!" The both told Piper
-"Shut up. My son came all the way from the future to save his family!"
-"And our daughters came all the way from the future, to cheer your son up!" Said Paige
-"MINE IS BETTER" Said Phoebe
-"MINES ARE BETTER" Said Piper
-"MINES ARE BETTER" Said Paige
-"MINE IS BETTER" Said Phoebe
-"MINES ARE BETTER" Said Piper
-"MINES ARE BETTER" Said Paige
-"Shut up. Your precious girls have already messed the future so much, that probably none of us, is EVER going to exist. So who cares, who is BETTER?" Chris again ruined the fun
-"Well, about that... I was thinking probably the best solution would be to make them forget." Patty meditated out loud.
-"So.. how are you going to make us forget?" Asked her mom.
-"Memory spell?"
-"That doesn't sound like a good idea." Piper sounded concerned
-"We can use the one we used when.. you know..."-Patty looking at Penny with a
meaningful look.
-"That's a good idea!" Penny answered her.
-"No.. memory spells, usually backfire in horrible ways" Paige explained her daughters
-"No, this one works pretty good, mom" Patty told her mom.
-"Are you sure? I mean it could take a while but they usually backfire. I know it. We learnt it the hard way!"
-"Mom, it doesn't. It happened over 9 years ago, and you still don't remember a thing and nothing happened. You guys didn't grow flowers in your head or anything. So it works" Penny explained to her mom
-"What happened over 9 years ago, that we don't remember??" Paige started to worry
-"You and your big MOUTH Penelope! I can't believe you!" Patty looked angry at her sister.
-"Well, whatever, she is not going to remember after the spell, anyways. So she won't kill us in the future."
-"Yeah, she just might kill us now, instead, that is a relief"
-"What did you guys do? GOD.. you haven't been born and you already are giving me headaches!!"
-"Well.. When we were seven, I kind of one day... hmm... got tired of being a twin, and having to share my mom and dad with my sister all the time. So... I kind of turned Patty into a Chinese baby... and orbed her to...china"
-"You did WHAT??"
-"yeah... but whatever.. is not like I was going to remain as a Chinese baby and do nothing to her.. so I kind of orbed her..to.. the underworld. So, it was easy for you guys to find me and reverse the spell. But.. you can't sense someone in the underworld, hmmm... unless you ARE in the underworld, we learnt that the hard way!! scrying didn't work either. So Penny was missing, for...like... three days. I swear mom, you can be scary when you are mad! I was scared for my life.. Me, your only loving daughter" Patty played the victim.
-"Hello!" Said Penny
-"You didn't count.. you were missing"
-"Because you orbed her to destination anywhere! Gee... one wonders why was I mad?"
-"That is what I say, mom!" with the sweetest, most innocent face she could pulled out "So even if you don't remember. In your subconscious keep the memory that you don't have to get so mad at me.. I was just playing, I didn't know where I orbed her"
-"Not so mad?? I am mad at you already, and your sister is right here beside me"
-"see that is why we had to make you forget." Patty smiled
-"Anyway...three days later, the hero complex over here" Pointing at Chris "Cuz, Piper, if you think that since, Wyatt is not going to be evil anymore, your darling neurotic son is going to get any better. You are SOO wrong"
-"What is it with the free attacks to my person today? Is "attack Chris just for the sake of it" day?"
-"I am just reminding you we are not hallucinations. Since I can bitch at you forever coz."
- "You are soo not funny"
-"I think I am" Penny laughed.
-"No cookies for you. EVER again!" Sticking his tongue out.
-"Anyway... my favorite cook cousin over here. Three days later, decided it was a nice day for a demon hunt. And orbed his fourteen year old butt to the underworld. Finally I could sense him and I orbed to him. When he orbed me back to the manor, there was no way he could have explained Piper where he had been, without hell running loose. And lets say, me and Patty didn't have it any better. So.. we created the memory spell"
-"You used us as guinea pigs for a memory spell?" Said Piper outraged looking at Chris "You.. of all the people in the world?? Mister ohh so proper use of magic?"
-"Hey, don't look at me, mom.. I didn't do it! That was the other son you raised!"
-"Uh? You are going to blame it on Wyatt?"
-"No...well, you know.. the other me."
-"Why does time travel has to be soo complicated?!" Said Phoebe rubbing her temples. "And yet, that proves my point. MY DAUGHTER IS THE BEST.. larilarilara" She sang. "See.. your daughters and son should learn from my perfect Prue" She smiled adoringly at her daughter.
-"Ohh, shut up. You sound like Wyatt. OHH girls why can't you dress like Prue? why cant you act like Prue? Why can't you be like Prue?" Mocking Wyatt's voice. "One would think Wyatt wants to marry Prue."
-"Well, its nice to know that at least ONE of your sons has his head on his shoulder and knows how to appreciate the good stuff." Said Phoebe with a smile.
Chris smirked at her.
-"That is not true! Chris has A LOT better appreciation of the good stuff" Said Patty.
-"And that is cuz he is constantly saying" Said Penny, imitating Chris' voice "Why can't you guys take this demon hunt more serious? Set your priority straight, just like Patty? This super low level demon with super, archi, mega, minimal powers is a REAL threat! My god!!...can't you really consider the option" Looking at Piper "Of creating another son, one that is actually COOL this time?? One that is funny and fun and outgoing, and has the real priorities straights"
-"GEE I haven't though about it before... you are sooo right, I am going to put my self through another nine months of pregnancy and who knows how many hours of labor to create THAT one over there, and then.. start working right away, in getting big as a house and with less bladder control than a baby, just to give you the cousin you want. Let me write it on my planner right NOW.. that sounds like a GREAT idea.
So you want it cool, funny, outgoing, anything else?? So I write everything, you know.. so I get to choose the right spermatozoid with all the traits you want in your cousin" Said Piper sarcastically
-"Thank you Aunty, you are the best! I'd knew you understand" Said Penny teasingly.
-"Besides, my sons are COOL!"
-"In WHAT life time?? Tell me and I'll run right to that one! Cuz I have met two different versions of them. And let me tell you... NO.. they are not cool"
-"And, again.. I am soo glad it's still "attack Chris just for the sake of it" day! I was fearing it might be over"
-"No.. now seriously, girls. Who could you do that to us? You know how risky it is?" Paige softly scolded her daughters.
-"It was a life threatening situation! We'll claim self defense and any jury would buy it!" Said Patty.
-"Oh my god.. I think I really need that memory spell NOW.. so I don't start dreading for what is awaiting for me in a few years. How will I manage to keep my sanity?"
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a/n: Well, I think there is just one more chapter.. but then.. this girls start babbling in my head and make my one line of story, 300 lines of messes. So I don't know if they will be able to get the spell and travel to the future and all in one chappie.
And then...DREW IS HOT!! I had to say it.. HE IS SOO HOT!
FRENCH "butt kicking" SPARKLES: I am glad you like your butt kicking name. Its funny that you like that line, cuz that line wasn't in the story. I just added at the last minute when I was uploading cuz I didn't like the ending. So that is soo cool. I hope you like this chappie too.
Pukah : Yeah, everything is going to be fine. And they are not going to remember anything, just because season six has to continue, in order for them to exist and Wyatt to be saved. But it's not sad. The girls will still exist. And they are going to allow Chris to remember the first moment, right up to he said, Ok you can go now. So he still has some hope and he doesn't give up, as he was planning. Its like my explanation of how Chris didn't feel like crap after Chris-Crossed.
Feel more than welcome to write a lot.. have you seen me?? I am a massive writer, and I love reading long reviews.
I am glad you liked the first part. It's just so weird the parts people find funny. I never know what is funny, even outside my writing people laugh at what I say all the time.. and I am like.. that was funny?? COOL!!
I am half reading your review for discoveries... I am laughing soo hard.. I can see the teddy bears attacking Gideon, with tiny Chris and Tiny Wyatt wondering what the hell is going on!!And here is the update.. I wasn't posting it, cuz I was writing your three pages long replay :P!
GravityDrop : Thank you so much for your review. I hope you liked this chapter too. Thanks!
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Christine Marquez: Yeah, I know.. this is your type of writing and I have my sappy stories so I shouldn't put that many emotional moments here :). What about this one?? Is it better too??
Thank you for reviewing, and keep on messing my head with potions... though this whole mixture between evil and good world, and Past Sister, present Paige, Future Wyatt.. and Leo that I don't even remember from which time he is or why he doesn't have his powers... is kind of altering my brain. Is the first time I agree with Phoebe... Time travel is so complicated!