A/N: ok, in order to add an unexpected twist that they asked me for, and since a lotof people didn't want this to end. I'll have to add some more chappies. I haven't been very in a comedian mood lately. I am sorry. Next one will be better, hopefully.
CHAPTER VIII: One big happy family
-"Ok, then is settled, we'll use the memory spell, that is going to create some random, innocuous memories for the time we were here (A.K.A Witchstock, if any of you were wondering too, where did that ridiculous episode came from? here is your answer!). And you Chris, you'll remember till the moment you told us to leave in P3, so you have something to keep you going" Said Patty
-"I don't want to forget, please" He said sadly.
-"AHH you spent the last hours saying Penny, I am soo going to kill you, who could you do this to me, girls? And WUUAAA WUUAA WUUA, whining like a baby and now you don't want to forget?? Do you ever stop whining?" Said Penny teasingly.
Chris smirked.
-"what is the harm of letting him remember everything?" Asked Piper, knowing how much this memories could cheer Chris up.
-"Gee.. I donno.. have you met your son already? He remembers and he'll kill us when we get back! I am pretty positive, he wants to remember, so he can know he has to kill us in the future!" Penny laughed.
-"No cookies EVER!"
-"You are not even going to remember...so that's not going to happen!" She stuck her tongue out "see... you keep on giving us reasons to make you forget!"
-"Ok... lets work on the spell!" Chris knowing the girls were right. The less he remembered the better.
They've had been researching for hours and found nothing helpful.
-"There is NOTHING here" cried Chris exasperated "What are we going to do?" he whined
-"I have an idea" Said Shyly Prue.
-"Yes?"
-"Do you guys remember when we were nine and Wyatt and Chris accidentally sent themselves to the future, and mom and the aunts went to get them?"
-"When grandma and granddad stayed with us and spoiled us for like three days? And then, Piper beat the crap out of the boys. Gee that was fun!" Said Penny.
Everybody looked at her.
-"What?.. yeah.. one gets tired of being the only one that gets punished all the time, right Patty?"
-"Great! Why did I get stuck with the two difficult ones?" Paige whine "That means that by the time I am forty, I'll be as worn out as a sixty year old? GEE I can hardly wait ! And I already have a headache"
-"Well, I guess is on the genes, darling!" teased Phoebe.
-"Oh yes, cuz you are soo much like Prue!"
-"Anyways.." Interrupted Prue "We don't know how you guys got to the future"
-"Cuz we were too little to be informed. See how useful it is to let your kids know your whereabouts?" said sarcastically Patty.
-"The point is.. You guys summoned Grandma, so I guess she knew something"
-"Summoning time, YEAH!"
The charmed ones read:
"Hear these words, hear my cry,
Spirit from the other side,
Come to me, I summon thee,
Cross now the great divide."
And grams appeared.
-"Not your grandmother, you idiots" Said Patty "OUR grandmother"
-"Don't talk to your mother like that!" Paige scolded her.
-"Mother? Grandmother? I think I should stop inhaling clouds!" Said grams confused
They merely ignore her.
-"Ok.. here we go again" Said Paige.
"Hear these words, hear my cry,
Spirit from the other side,
Come to me, I summon thee,
Cross now the great divide."
And Patty (AKA grandma, from now on) appeared.
-"So... care to explain what is going on in here? What you got attack by a demon that impregnate you with super speed growing babies? Cuz I am sure, I haven't been up there, for that long, that you could actually have had kids and having them being fifteen years old" said Grams.
-"We are SIXTEEN!" the three of them said in unison.
-"What ever, I am twenty two, so... I'll always be older than you guys" He looked patronizingly at the girls.
-"Yeah but you are so mature, anyone would say you are like five, so shut up"
-"You shut up, OHH yeah.. now I remember, you can't do that. You are genetically incapacitated to stop your mouth from moving"
-"God... I swear I am starting to wish they leave our memory intact, so they is no chance they exist. Cuz, how are we going to survive a life time of this?" Whined Piper "So does Wyatt helps controlling you, at least?"
-"Probably in this Chris' life...Since your darling boy, the only one you want to exist, kind of silence us all to DEATH, if you want" Said Patty sarcastically "If not.. No.. you darling Wyatt always have something to spice our fights up, and make them more fun" She laughed.
-"OHH GEE MORE FUN, YEAYY.. Cuz I wasn't having enough already" Said Paige sarcastically "How come he didn't tag along too? We could have spend hours and hours listening to our progeny fight"
-"Like we are doing right now?" Said Patty, pointing at her mother and herself
-"Sorry, mom" Said Paige and Piper together, staring down at the floor.
The twins burst into an uncontrollable laughter after that. Paige looked at them mad.
-"Sorry, mom" now the twins were staring at the floor. And it was Chris' turn to laugh. The girls move their hands in synchronicity and Chris flew on the air, hitting the wall, not too hard.
-"Girls, you know how many problems that could bring, using your powers against each other like that?" Said Piper, running to her son.
-"Nahh.. we do it all the time, as long as you are not really mad and you don't do anything to harsh, nothing happens. We've been doing it since we were born"
-"Poor my boys!" Said Piper angry
-"Poor your boys?? Have you've seen Chris' size? Ok.. not much, but still way bigger than us. And Wyatt is like double Chris' size. POOR US! Who do you think taught us?" Said Penny
-"Wyatt is not DOUBLE my size!" Chris' inferiority complex said.
-"Poor little baby Chris!" Teased Penny.
-"Ok.. can we stop this nonsense and focus?" Said Piper.
-"Gee... now we know were you got it from, coz!" Said Penny, Piper looked at her in rage "Or.. maybe not. You were saying my adorable Aunty?"
They explained Grandma and Grams the whole confusing situation.
-"AHHH" Said Grams "I don't understand a thing! But sure girls! Thank god I wasn't the one that you really wanted to call"
-"I can't think of anything honey. What could it have been??" Said Grandma.
-"well, granddad also stayed with us, and that was super weird at the time. Maybe he is the one that knows something"
-"Victor? Why would Victor know something?"
-"No.. granddad" Said Penny
-"UH??"
-"Grandpa" She said pointing at Chris and Prue "Granddad" she said pointing at her and Patty.
-"Patty, can you stop the mimicking riddles and tells us what the hell do you mean?" Said Paige, exasperated.
-"Mom, last time I check, your father wasn't Victor. Welcome to the twenty first century and dysfunctional families. Granddad is SAM" Said Penny
-"WOW..We are one BIG happy family in the future, aren't we? "Phoebe looked at Chris
-"Are you looking at me? My big happy family in the future, consist of me and an evil tyrant" (Ok.. I am still deciding if this is funny or really sad!!)
-"UUH.. how could I forgot. Of course!" Said Patty. "when Paige was born, Sam went to the future to check on her, to make sure she had a good, loving family. He has to know how to do it."
-"There you go! Granddad is the best!" Said Patty
-"Grandpa is so much cooler" Said Penny "come on, even you Chris have to support me on that one."
-"Do you guys ever stop fighting?" Asked Piper half annoyed, half amused.
-"Do you guys ever stop fighting?" Penny answered looking at Piper and her two sisters.
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FRENCH "Butt kicking" SPARKLES: I am sorry about you getting in trouble, I hope your fight with your brother wasn't as bad. Hopefully more or less like Chris and his cousins. Of course I appreciate you!! A lot!! Yeah.. not such a fun chapter. But I've been kind of stuck in this one. Hopefully I'll be able to move on, and make it better next time. Heheh in this review is when you asked me for cookies for discoveries, that actually got mentioned twice.. hehe Go piper's cookies, they always save the day.
Pukah: Wow.. you know, actually that was a short review too. So that proves once again, when you try you can make it short. But then, don't try. I like them long. Yeah.. not such a fun chapter. But I've been kind of stuck in this one. Hopefully I'll be able to move on, and make it better next time. Hopefully I'll read some truth and that will inspire me some new funny scenes with Sam and EVERYBODY!
Passions: Here you have, all of them. I hope you like it. Though, again if you can remind me how things ended up with Sam, I would love to know! Thanks, keep on reading and reviewing..
ChrisBianca: THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSS that is sweet, this chappie it's not that funny, but I've been trying to write it for a while and it doesn't happen, so I thought maybe if I just move on, next will get better. Yeah, someone asked me for this unexpected twist that will take us a little longer. And then, if we keep on wanting more chapters, maybe we keep on adding people, like good Wyatt and Bad Wyatt and future Chris, that came to kick the girls asses! Or something.
Brooklyn Turner: Yeah don't even get me started with the reasons that it took me so long, to update such a crappy chappie. I just haven't been that funny lately, I had to move... I still don't have DSL, I am super DAGGG...so sorry, but well... The story goes on, and with a completely unexpected turn
Faith Charmed: AHH now you make me feel guilty, cuz I've been trying to come up with a good chapter, but... I am kind of stuck here for some unknown reasons, I guess I haven't been my happy self lately. Anywyas.. promise next chappie will be better. Right now just enjoy that someone asked for an unexpected twist and I love pleasing my reviewers, so yes, the story will go on, at least until Sam tells them how to get back. And who knows.. maybe then more family members appear, cuz there are not enough over there :)