Author Notes: I don't own Invader Zim, or its Characters. I am Now Thinking of a new story

Geeze it's been super long, I have to blame myself first since I've been lazy, second is cause of school. You know how it is when you're trying to destroy everyone you despise and yet Science and Math get in the way, right? Am I right? Of course I am.

Gomenasai!

CH 8 – Gaz Kicks Ass (Treacherous End)

Throughout the halls the fight between Gaz and Zeke raged on. Zeke dodged most of the attacks but it seemed that his human foe was not ready to give in. As the fight progressed Gaz's swiftness increased drastically, making it even more difficult for the Irken warrior to move.

In a flash, Gaz swished the sword angrily and cut the side of Zeke's face just barely, Zeke stumbled back and held his spear up to block the continuous blows.

I don't understand! He said to himself. How can a human match my strength, this isn't right! She is like an equal! This really sucks!

In one final drive, Gaz spun around and landed a hard blow to his spear cutting it in half. The head flew off and landed near the terrified Purple, who took cover behind the shrink machine..thing. Gaz held the sword up to Zeke's chin and smirked.

"Looks like I've won, you gonna give up now?"

Zeke growled angrily and threw his broken weapon away. He looked up and gazed into her eyes with deep respect.

"You aren't so bad human. You make Zim look like a sissy..."

Zim cried out, "I AM NOT A SISSY!"

Zeke continued talking, "You sure can fight, where'd you learn those moves?"

Gaz put the sword down next to Zim and smiled proudly.

"Gotta thank the vampire piggies."

"ENOUGH!"

Zeke, Zim, and Gaz turned their attention to Purple, who seemed to have taken things into his own evil claw-like hands. He positioned the shrink ray and aimed it carefully at the three fighters.

"Say goodnight!" Purple laughed and fired, a lime green laser blasted out and began making its way toward Zim and the others.

Zeke smiled tiredly, "Shit we're toast"

"The good kind or..."Zim smiled back slightly

"The bad kind you twit." Gaz smacked the back of his head irritated. She picked up his sword and stood in front of the oncoming threat.

"Gaz don't be a fool, you can't just bat that thing back"

Gaz turned to Zim and gave him a small grin.

"Don't be so sure green boy; I'm not your average human being"

She got into what looked like a batting position and waited patiently. Suddenly she swung the sword and cut the ray of light in half. One bit went one way while the other turned and headed straight for Purple.

"OH NO!" He shrieked and turned to run but the beam struck him down. Slowly he began to get shorter and shorter until he was the height of Zim so many years ago.

Gaz went over and helped Zim to his feet, putting his arm over her shoulder to keep him from falling. He looked over at Zeke.

"You're not gonna try and avenge Purple, or even try and kill me now?"

Zeke turned away and grunted, "I don't fight someone when they aren't at their best, no use killing someone who's already kinda dead like."

He bent down and picked up his broken weapon and sighed.

"Looks like I've got some more training to do."

Zim gave him an enthusiastic smile, "When you're done we can fight again!"

Zeke turned and began walking away, "Nah, you'll be too busy hiding behind your girlfriend's skirts. Laters Zim, live long and prosper or something"

He walked out the doors, and Zim stood as usual, stupefied.

"What girlfriend? Who's he talking about?"

He looked at Gaz for answers; she just shrugged as she bound and gagged Purple then threw him in a sack. His height was not the only thing that changed; even his voice became an annoying vocal, like nails on a chalkboard.

"LET ME OUT YOU STUPID FILTHY STINKIN' HUMAN!"

Gaz gave the sack a nice chop.

"Be quiet or I'll rip your face off! I'm taking you to Earth where humans can cut you up and feed you to whales!"

The bag silenced and Gaz heaved the bag over her shoulder.

"I think Dib will be glad to have this dropped off at his doorstep."

Zim poked the unmoving bag then looked at Gaz.

"You aren't going to tell your stupid brother what you saw here, or anything like that are you?"

She grinned, "I'll tell him only what I think he should know, and he's gonna have to be satisfied with that."

"Thanks Gaz, you're pretty ok, for a human"

He crossed his arms and waited for a response, instead he received something that required no words. Gaz pulled him by the collar of his shirt and into an enticing kiss.

Zim's eyes closed and he let her do as she pleased, letting her consider thing as a reward for helping him win the battle, though he would not admit he was enjoying himself as well.

She pulled away and sighed

"Well, my first kiss and I lost it to a green loser"

Zim balled up his hands into fists, "LOSER? Hello we just won and-"

SMACK!

"OW WHAT THE HECK YOU-"

Gaz pulled him back into a kiss, then released him and smacked him again. Zim rubbed his cheek and as she lifted her hand again he flinched and put his arms up to block.

"Relax I won't hit you. You deserved those two slaps anyway."

"What for?"

"For being an ass, and for being an ass with humor"

She laughed and took his hand

"Can we go home now Zim?"

He looked at her and gripped her hand within his.

"Yeah lets go home then"

End –

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