CHAPTER X: FULL HOUSE
Back in the manor everybody picked a pile of papers and books to "attack".
After a while, Chris jumped exited.
-"I think I found it, is it this one Sam? It has to be, it's pretty much like the one I used to come back"
-"I donno... which one is it?" Asked Sam.
-" Hear these words,
hear the rhyme,
heed the hope within my mind;
Send here, let me find,
what I wish in place in time." Said the witch lighter, that was probably already brain dead from listening to his cousins for too long!!
Both Pattys, Piper, Paige and Grams looked at him SHOCKED. While Sam answered absent minded (He just didn't know Chris' powers)
-"No, that one brings whatever you want in front of you, instead of taking you to the time you want "
Of course, he wasn't even done talking when blue white lights starting swirling in front of Chris.
-"Chris! What the hell you think you are doing?" Asked a quite angry and shirtless Wyatt, looking at his brother "If you needed me for something, you could have just called! It's not like I don't orb to you, whenever you call. I was BUSY! You knew it... and you kind of interrupted me"
Chris stared at his brother, he didn't have the blank, empty expression his Wyatt did. And the Wyatt he knew, would have never said "If you needed me for something, you could have just called! It's not like I don't orb to you whenever you call." Furthermore, Why would evil Wyatt have appeared when the spell was to bring whatever one wants in front of oneself?
But today wasn't Chris' day, and after years of fearing his brother, all he could think was that THAT was Wyatt... and he was ANGRY. He just backed away a little without answering.
-"What were you so busy with, without your shirt on, Wy?" Penny Asked sarcastically. Too busy trying to tease her cousins, and to talk in general, to really stop and think this might have been evil Wyatt (shocking!)
-"Yes, I was with Tati" Ignoring Paige.
-"You were with Tati?" Chris regained his capacity to talk.
-"Ahh..." Wyatt was getting exasperated "Chris... stop playing dumb! I told you I was going out with her, and that you better not interrupt me, unless the apocalypses was near. So... since you probably knew that whatever was on your mind, didn't involve the end of the world, and I wasn't going to come, you summon me here."
-"Uh?"
-"Is the world ENDING, Chris? NOOO I don't THINK SO... So, you better have a hell of a good excuse to pull me out of my date with my girlfriend like this. You can't keep on doing this to me Chris, despite what you think, some of us DO have a life, and really want to have it!"
Piper laughed, knowing how it felt to have Chris interrupting in the most awkward moments for pointless vanquishes, and wondering how many times he had done that to Wyatt.
-"You and Tati are dating?" He asked confused.
-"Ok, bro, now you are starting to freak me out! Did you loose your memory or something? I have been going out with her for eight years!"
-"Yeah, but not in his time line, Wy" Said Patty.
-" WHAT? What time line are you talking about? What's going on?"
-" How old are you, Wy?" Asked Patty, starting to suspect this Wyatt wasn't the Wyatt from their time, but from some months prior and he still didn't know anything about Chris' trip to the past.
-"What is wrong with all of you people? You've been attack by a memory altering demon, or something?"
-"No, Wy. But, which year is right now, for you?"
-"NO, your memories are intact, but you don't remember the year we are at?"
-"Yes, I do. We are in 2004"
-"WHAT? We are in 2004?" Wyatt looked at his mom and aunts, that looked definitely twenty five years younger than that morning "OH CRAP!"
-"You guys know that when I said why didn't Wyatt tag along, I was just kidding RIGHT?" Asked Paige
-"Welcome to the past, coz!" Said Patty.
-"Oh shoot! We are! What are we doing in the past? What is this whole thing of a different time line? What did you do to Chris? Someone is going to get SOO KILLED" He looked at the twins.
-"And how come, that someone is always US?" Asked Penny.
-" Do you really need to ask?" Wyatt asked her sarcastically.
-"So..." Said Patty interrupting the incoming fight, I guess if you were born in that family, you kind of learn that unless you interrupt the fights, you'll never get a conversation going "Wyatt it's crucial that you tell us from which year you are coming from"
-"What difference does it make?" Asked Wyatt.
-"He is coming from 2026, one year before us" Said Prue.
Everybody looked at her quizzically.
-"Well, if you guys took a little time to do the MATH you will know! In our time, Wy and Tati had been together for nine years, and we are coming from 2027, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that!" She explained.
-"You are SOO smart, aren't you? Do you think I keep track of how long those two had been dating? They've been together FOREVER!"
-"OH SHOOT!" Said Patty.
-"Why oh shoot? What's the big deal? I mean, WE ARE ALL IN THE PAST. Mixing and twisting and altering EVERYTHING! What freaking difference does it make if I come from 2026 or 2027?"
-"Well... it wouldn't make much of a difference, if it wasn't for the fact that you still don't know why Chris is here, and last time you found out, you kind of went COO COO. I mean, the little players in your head started kicking in really opposite directions.... Or better... they stopped kicking and started bouncing in your head"
-"Well, but last time, I guess, the way Chris came back, that wasn't really pretty at all, and was kind of scary and that the dumbass cast a spell to see everything, it kind of made it worst...I guess it runs in the family the whole casting spells without thinking of the consequences!"
Patty moved her fingers to telekinetically shut her mouth, and would have probably punch her, if it wasn't that people would have seen how much she wanted to shut her up, and would start asking why.
-"Who did I came back from the future? Why wasn't it nice?' Asked Chris
- "Cuz you family doesn't cast spells randomly, RIGHT?? Do you want me to enlighten you with examples? Choose a member of your family! Now...can someone explain me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Asked Wyatt, at the same time.
-"Well, Wy" Said Patty ignoring Chris' question "Chris comes from a different time line than yours, with a different Wyatt"
-" What? A different Wyatt? How many mes can they be around?"
-"well, you have baby you, that is up there now, and then... This Chris' timeline, and you... I mean, our Wyatt is still you, but of a different time"
-"And why do you say Chris' timeline... I mean, this Chris is not my Chris?"
-"Nope, eventually this Chris will come back to the future and this Chris and our Chris will kind of fuse together"
-"Oh time traveling is so complicated. I am getting a major head ache!" Said Phoebe
-"And how come the other me won't fuse with me. And you guys are not in this Chris' timeline?"
-"well see..." Started Patty nervous, she didn't want to be the one to tell Wyatt he was evil in the other timeline "Chris, I can't believe it. How could you read the spell out loud? What were you thinking?"
-"I don't know... that it was a power of three spell?" He asked shyly
-"HELLO!!" said Wyatt "I believe you were telling me SOMETHING"
-"Yeah! Sure and that is why Sam used it, to go see Paige. They asked little Prue, tiny Piper and baby Phoebe, that probably couldn't even read. To read a spell for them, to go and visit their baby sister that they didn't even know it existed. That sounds logical! ' She said sarcastically.
-"Stop attacking Chris! We all make mistake sometimes" Said Piper and Wyatt at the same time.
-"AHH, This family is so cute! I feel like I am trap in a little house in the prairie reruns sometimes" Said Penny sarcastically.
-"Ahh I love that show. Do you still have re runs of it in the future?" Asked Phoebe
-"Does it really matters, sweetie? They are stuck in the past! And more and more people are coming every second. Soon enough, we'll have the whole Halliwell line from day one till year 3000! And you worry about little house in the prairie reruns? " Said Grams
-"And what" Said Wyatt, another one raised with the messy family "you are sending me all the way to the future, without knowing why am I here in the past?"
-"You are here, cuz Chris cast a spell that brings what one wants to where one is" Explained Sam.
-"Cool. And why did Chris wanted me, particularly? I would say, cuz he loves ruining every attempt I do to have a normal life, but then, apparently this is not my Chris. So why didn't he call for his Wyatt?"
-"It's complicated, honey" Said Piper, caressing her son's face. And thinking how handsome both his boys were. "You look so big"
-"yes, mom. You meet your twenty four year old son and all you can say is you look BIG?" Wyatt laughed "I guess if you compare to my one year old self that you get to see every day, that is pretty predictable."
-"Or if you compare yourself to Chris! Cuz you are like twice his size" Said Penny looking defiantly at Chris
-"MOM! Tell her I am not!" Said Chris.
The future people took this comment as something normal. But the three sisters couldn't avoid laughing. Chris looked hurt at his mother.
-"I am sorry, honey" She said between laughs "You must admit that it is a weird situation for us to see you, of all people, asking your mom to defend you against a sixteen year old girl"
-"Shut up Penelope!" Wyatt took the lead "Chris is not half my size. And whatever size he is, he is the reason all of us didn't die like 4000 times. So who cares? Anyways... can someone explain me, what is going on? Because I am growing more and more confused by the second"
-"Join the club" Said grams.
-"Yeah we didn't even know why Chris had come from the future until yesterday. And now we found out Chris is our nephew, that the girls are our daughters, that the timeline has been altered. You come from the future. We get to see Sam again. Mom and grams are here... It's too much! And my headache is killing me" Said Phoebe.
-"And Why there is a different time line? What has been altered? Why I am here instead of this Chris' Wyatt? And why did Chris come from the future, anyway?"
-"I came to save you!" Answered Chris.
-"Save me from WHAT? That you risked changing the whole timeline, even your existence? Are you crazy? You altered the whole time line, what could have possibly happened to me, that you had to do all that, Chris? If you risked your existence cuz something stupid happened to me, I am going to kill you myself!"
Everybody looked at Penny, since she always seemed so eager to talk
-"whatever... I am not the only one that knows this part of the story! Why do I have to tell him? I mean he has a mother, a brother, a favorite cousin...I am not telling Wyatt this!!"
Chris was still a little scared; he didn't even know this Wyatt. Piper wanted to help her son, but didn't want to hurt the other. Grandma saw her uncertainty and walked to her new found grandson.
-"See darling, Chris came to the past, to stop whatever happened, that turned you evil. Since in this Chris' future, you are an evil tyrant, you kind of grow up to terrorize people with your powers" Explained grandma Patty.
-"I DO WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
-" Get a grip, Wyatt! Because we are not summoning your girlfriend and our Chris from the future to calm you down! " Said Patty.
-UH?
-"Well, last time they were the only ones that could help you, when you almost lost it. And we can't bring more people! We are already over populating the past, in case you didn't notice!"
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Magical Princess: THANKS... I hope you are still finding it fun. And please keep on reviewing.
passions: Your welcome, actually it was a great idea! I hope you are still liking it! With Wyatt and everybody : ) and actually the option you chose won! I hope you liked this chappie, thank you for all your support, please keep on reviewing
Drewfuller4eva: Thanks for your review, I hope you are liking my story. Yeah option three won! I hope you liked Wyatt, let me know!! thank you for all your support.
lex : Here comes Wyatt, cuz things weren't complicated enough!! I am so glad you liked this story too!It's So I have something to write when I need to cheer up or I am too happy to write angst :). I hope you liked this chappie too. Thank you very much for all your support.
Christine Marquez: I am sorry, most people voted for 24 year old Wyatt. Though fourteen would have been funny too, because Wyatt would have been younger than the twins! And they would have taken advantage of that situation so much! But well... I hope you still like it with 24 year old Wyatt. And thank you, very much, for that review. Don't worry about dissing on me. You weren't rude at all, you expressed your opinion, and everybody is entitled to an opinion. Actually I am glad you were honest with me, and I took it as constructive criticism. You were telling me, your story has a certain "spirit" and that particular part doesn't fit. Though yeah, sometimes the plot puts you in tough situations, that you don't know how to resolve keeping the general "spirit" of the story.
SnowyOwl-17: Thanks for your review; I hope you are liking my story. I am sorry, most people vote option number three! I hope you are not mad, and still liked a clueless Wyatt! He brings a LOT more messes! Thank you for all your support, please keep on reviewing and letting me know what you think of my story.
zoned-out: I Know! I actually didn't offer that option cuz I am a chicken!! I was scared that if I brought an evil Wyatt I wouldn't be able to keep it light and funny... yeah... I know I should hit myself with something! I hope you still like a good 24 year old Wyatt, at least he is yelling at Chris :P! Thanks for your review and please keep on reviewing and letting me know what you like or don't like or if you want something to happen.
Faith-charmer: Hehe another fan of Harry Potter... you know.. the other day my sis bf was telling me that Rowling is going to kill Harry after book seven, that would be so sad, they already killed Chris, I am about to go on strike!! That is wicked but literal, not as in "That is wicked". Anyway I hope you like my update, and my 24 year old clueless Wyatt. Thank you for all your support!