CHAPTER XI: Outfits, demons and some other weird things.
-"You guys are so not funny! Now tell me the truth!" He looked around trying to find one pair of eyes that would show that was a lie, but of course, he found none "Chris, please tell me that is not true!"
For the first time since he arrived, he fixed his eyes on his brother's. They shared a special connection, like the girls did, he just need to look him in the eyes, to know that was his brother but not really his brother, there was a lot more pain, a lot more loneliness and an intense feeling of betrayal.
- "OH GOD!"
-"NO DRAMA, WY! We said "no drama"; there is no time for that!" Patty warned him.
-"Oh shoot!" Still looking at Chris, that was looking at him in disbelief and a little scared, still.
-"WY. ZIP IT" said Patty
-"OH CRAP! Chris I am sorry"
-"Wyatt, watch your language!" Said Piper
- "Sorry, mom. I am kind of shock to find out that I was suppose to become an evil tyrant!"
Since life is always easy in the manor and demons are always opportune. Three demons with exorbitant big heads and tales shimmered in.
-'My powers are not working!" Wyatt freaked out while dodging a horde of fire coming from one of the demon's huge mouth "Why aren't my powers working?" Prue sent her wind bluster to put out the fire." This is SO not the time for my powers not to work!"
He punched the demon in the face and made him stumble, but not for long. He opened his mouth and an enormous tongue came out, wrapping him and lifting him in the air. Chris laughed.
-"This is SO NOT FUNNY, Chris. Will you help me out? Or your powers are not working either?"
Just as he was saying that, Chris swung his hand but he was caught by some other demon's tongue, so the demon that was trapping Wyatt felt on his ass.
-"Ouch! You call this help?" Wyatt said as he felt to the floor.
From the floor he looked at the girls and told them
"Speaking of help… Penny , do I honestly let you fight demons, let alone leave the house, or your room ,actually, in that outfit? And you Patty don't look a lot better"
-"You can't be here for like more than five minutes before criticizing my outfit?" Said Penny offended. Patty just ignored him.
Piper blasted the demon that was grabbing Wyatt.
-"Thanks mom! Well I wouldn't have to criticize your outfit, if you wouldn't dress like a tramp. Paige, can you tell you daughter she shouldn't dress so provocative!"
-"MOOOOOM. Tell him to shut up. We are just wearing a pair of jeans and a T-shirt. He is like the lord of annoyance back home!"
-"Chair" claimed Paige hitting the demon that was holding Chris on his back with it, so strongly, the chair burst into pieces. "Wyatt, just shut up, they are looking gorgeous!"
-"Yeah...THAT is the problem! You know what goes through the guys' mind when the see these girls?"
The third demon had grabbed Prue from the back, when he saw her put out the fire. Sam orbed in front of him, trying to distract him, but it didn't work. He too, was caught by a humongous tongue.
Patty flared fire at his back, and caught him by surprise. He groaned and threw Sam painfully to the floor. The demon turned around and flared back at her (still holding Prue tightly, she couldn't move her arms so she couldn't generate wind and was doing her best to dock the fire coming from the mouth above her). Patty answered the fire with more fire and both fires collapsed into each other in the air. It was a fight of power and none of them seemed to be winning.
-"That they are gorgeous, the three of them" Phoebe answered Wyatt with a huge smile.
-"yeah but Prue can be gorgeous without inciting really disturbing thoughts in those guys!"
Penny then threw a jet of water directly to the fires, putting them both off. Grams saw an opening and sent the demon flying in the air, Prue still in his arms. The both crashed into the wall.
-"OUCH GRAMS! That hurt" She said.
Back to Chris and Wyatt's flank, the demon that was grabbing Chris stumbled and Wyatt kicked him in the stomach making it fall.
-"Way to go, Wy ! Not bad for a guy without powers" Said Phoebe.
Wyatt smiled at her.
-"Yeah whatever, Wy! You complain?" Chris said "Look at how I had to see my mom and specially my aunts dress for like a year, without being able to say ANYTHING! You know what guys think when they see THEM? Thank god mom is discreeter than the other two, because if not… I would have FREAKED OUT"
-"EWWW mom and the aunts. I am so sorry for you, bro! As soon as the demons are gone, you all go change!"
-"Shut up, you can't force me. And now without powers, I can so beat the crap out of you!" Penny argued with her cousin.
Piper blasted the tongue, cutting it in half and freeing Chris. Who automatically made a leg from the broken chair fly in the air and stab the demon in the chest, the demon flamed and disappeared.
-"TRY!" Wyatt answered Penny.
-"yeah, you try coming near to my sis and you'll have to deal with ME" Said Patty.
-"Oh, I am so scared! Can't you see I'm trembling? Besides I got Chris to back me up too! Right?"
Chris just looked confused, he really rather had the females in his family dressed as nuns, too. That was true. Specially, his mom and Aunts. But he didn't know if he really was willing to confront the girls in the middle of a demon attack.
-"Leave my little girls alone!" Said Paige.
-"Yeah I will, as soon as the six of you go upstairs and find a loose outfit that doesn't accentuate any part of your female anatomy, and covers as much as possible!"
-"Welcome to Iraq!" Said Paige "We are sure you are the good Wyatt, right? In the evil Wyatt's regime, women had to wear veils and covered their whole body?" She asked sarcastically.
-"You get funnier and funnier with the age Aunt Paige… oh, no… you are younger than my version! No wonder why you weren't funny!" Wyatt answered also sardonically.
The third demon was still against the wall, grabbing Prue in front of him, covering that way his body with her's.
-"We can't kill him!" Said Phoebe alarmed "If we do Prue is going to burn alive!"
The demon smiled at her as he shimmered away, taking Prue with him.
-"OH THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPENING!" Said Chris "Are you sure you guys can't make this ANY more complicated?" He asked angry to the two remaining teenagers.
-"This, coming from the guy that always makes things SO easy" Penny said sarcastically "Besides, you were the one that brought Wyatt and Mom and her sisters brought Grams."
-"She is right" Patty agreed "Now we gotta get Prue back and complaining is not going to help at all"
-"And we have to find out what happened to my powers. What am I expected to do? Kick my way through the demons? My martial arts are not that good!"
-"See, that happens when you are so powerful!" Said Chris sarcastically "You relay too much on your powers and when you don't have them you don't know what to do!"
-"Excuse ME!" Wyatt laughed "This coming from the guy that can't even flip the pages of a book manually! Last time I checked you martial arts training was NONE! And you can't even get out of bed without using your powers! You are obsessed with magic. Well… unless you are completely different than my Chris, so… Mr. Bruce Lee… exactly how many years of martial arts did you train?"
Chris looked down and didn't answer.
-"SEE! I knew it!" He laughed victorious, Chris still looking at the floor, looked upset "So bro" he said trying to cheer him up, he still felt bad he had been an evil brother to this Chris "Now is your turn to shine at what you are the best... What happened to my powers?" He smiled proudly at him and put an arm around his shoulder, Chris flinch but Wyatt just pulled him closer and smiled at him.
-"You came to the past, mini you has your powers! When a person goes to another plane in time, only one of the selves of the aforementioned person can have the powers, unless there is a reverse spell or some other very specific reason. The person that gets to keep the power is the one that was in that time in the first time. It's basic time travel law, Wy!"
-"AHHH… well, I finished school a lot time ago Chris, and I always have a brother beside me that knows all those sort of things. So why would I remember them? If he can tell me! I am not you. You are the one that is good at this stuff, bro" Still smiling "So how come you guys do have your powers?"
-"Because we are not BORN YET! Though it would be interesting to see what happens when baby me is born. Who gets to keep the powers? Me, since I was here first? Or baby me, because he's existence is technically previous than mine? Interesting experiment"
-"SO INTERESTING!!! I can't WAIT…please, please, please let me know as soon as you have the results of your amazing experiment!" Penny said VERY sardonically.
-"Ok, do you guys think you can go change, so we can start focusing on getting Prue?" Asked Wyatt.
-"Wyatt, do you wanna know how the younger version of your aunt looks really angry? Cuz that is what is going to happen if you don't drop it. We are FINE!"
-"Just the twins and Aunt Phoebe?" he asked childishly, Paige looked threatening "Penny and Aunt Phoebe?"
-"What's wrong with my outfit?" Said Phoebe. "Besides, the guy without a shirt is the one talking!"
-"Yeah, I could use a shirt too, definitely. Mom, do you think I can borrow one of dad's shirts? Your outfit, Pheebs? Nothing, if you are going to wear it when you are alone with your husband in your bedroom."
-"AHH my husband…that is so cute! who is he? Do we get along? How is my husband?"
-"A LOT BETTER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER THAT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!!" Chris screamed some sense into everybody "Wy, honestly, you won't win! Now let's focus"
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PUkah: I am glad to see you back! I was just actually scared that sth might had happened to your grandmother, I actually wrote a whole note to you about it in this chapter. But then you finally review, so I am changing it now. I am glad you are still here and enjoying them. Thanks! Yeah I think the option that won was 3, 24 year old good, clueless Wyatt. But is Wy, you ought to love him, one way or the other. Even as a freaking insane maniac!
ChrisBianca: He, he I am so glad you found it funny. I hope you found this chapter funny too. I am trying… and fighting with my awful English grammar! Thanks for liking all my stories! I love all your reviews, and I hope I have a lot more to come. Yeah I know… yeah it would have been hard to bring evil Wyatt and keep the story funny. I wouldn't have known how to do it :(. Besides, good Wyatt is cutter!!
SnowyOwl-17:THANKS!! I am so glad you still liked the clueless Wyatt. I guess the fact that everybody is so confused in the story makes it funny! So it makes sense that the less they know they weirdest it gets. Thanks for the review :)!
Magical Princess: yeap! Shirtless Wyatt is hot. I rather have a shirtless Chris, but well… we take what we can get… But in my head Wyatt looked FINE. With all those worked out abs! Yummy… what doesn't sound right? We are not blind! Or tasteless. I hope you liked this chappie too. He is still shirtless.
passions: I've been trying, I've been trying… but fan fic is conspiring against me. I hope it was worth the wait and that you still liked this and the rest of my stories. Thanks for all your reviews, they are a real inspiration.
Faith-charmer: Yeah I love stories with grown up Wyatt too. I didn't really care about him at the beginning but after writing my fist fan fic (that actually is where the three girls and this Wyatt come from), he was so cute, that I started loving him. And Wyatt is always in all my stories! This was the one missing and I kind of starting missing him. I hope you liked this chappie too. Thanks for your reviews, they are really inspirational. And about Harry, yeah I felt so betrayed when Sirius died, they deserved at least one summer vacations together, I was looking forward to that!! I hated that. And no… Harry can't die, they were having protests in London because of that, they told me… that is FUNNY!! Like a whole protest to tell an author she can't kill Harry because of the little kids that follow the story. Hilarious!
Drewfuller4eva: That is Wyatt, you gotta love him. No wonder Chris came from the future to save him :)! Though I have even cutter Wyatts in my other stories. Thank you for your review, I hope you liked this chapter too and that you laughed with it too. It makes me so happy to know I can make people laugh!
FRENCH "Butt kicking" SPARKLES: HEY!! Don't worry I am glad you found me back, and I was kind of missing youI think you already reviewed the last Chapt of discoveries and I started a new story that you didn't review, but I hope you like too. It's kind of hard to find things in fan fic right now, since half of the things are not working. You are absolutely welcome back! We were wondering where you were, Chris even baked cookies just for you, evil Wyatt has been setting you a cup with coffee for the past week to see if you come and joined his in his psycho garden to eat death Piper's cookies with him. But I would take Chris' if I were you, maybe you can stop and talk to Penny for a while, be careful cuz might steal your cookies, though!
Hey I thought we agreed you were keeping Chris and I was keeping Drew!!! Hmm just one evening? I am going to send you back a shape shifter and keep Drew with me :)!! Thanks for your review, it was hilarious and I hope you laughed with this chappie too.
ilovedrew88 : Yeah the five of them (the three girls and the two boys) are definitely a hand full! Poor the charmed ones!! And Wyatt, you gotta love him. No wonder Chris came from the future to save him :)! I love Wy in all my stories, but then, most of them are just this same storyline in different points of time. Thank you for your review, I hope you liked this chapter too and that you laughed with it too. It makes me so happy to know I can make people laugh!