Commentary Dude: I'm back!

Kitana: Yes, but not for very long, so don't get used to it.

Danny: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! people. Hey, guys, when am I going to appear?

Kida: Later.

Julia: Now for the comments.

Redemmo: Bakura's time will come soon enough! Don't worry!

Kirika: Just read.

Kitana: AND review.

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Chapter Three

Recruiting an Arrogant Seahorse

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Seto Kaiba, CEO of KaibaCorp was a busy man. There was a sandwich on a saucer perched at the edge of his desk, a desk that was barely identifiable beneath huge stacks of paper. The sandwich had been a 'gift' from Mokuba, the CEO's younger brother.

Seto sighed and got up. His legs felt dead. He'd been at the desk for at least the last four hours, without the need to take a break of any sort.

He stood in front of the window and looked out onto Domino Town, a city littered with haphazard buildings. His office was too high up for him to actually see anyone down below. He liked it that way. In his office, he was cut off from the rest of the world. There were no distractions.

There was a knock on the door. Seto turned. Without waiting for a reply, Mokuba entered.

"Hey Big Brother," said Mokuba grinning. "Are you taking a break?"

Seto laughed. "I wish kiddo," he replied. He gestured towards the table. "But..."

Mokuba hung his head. He knew the drill. "You've got work to do…" he trailed off sadly.

Seto felt a stab of guilt. This wasn't fair on Mokuba. He could always catch up with this later. Surely he could take a break for an hour?

"Do you want to go out for a while Mokuba?"

Mokuba's eyes lit up. "Really Seto?"

Seto nodded. Mokuba's expression was priceless. "Really."

Suddenly, the door burst open, and -

Kitana: I came in!

CD: I guess I'll leave now. goes off somewhere

Seto: angrily How dare you barge into my office without –

Kitana: Save it Seto, I'm here to offer you a business deal!

Mokuba: Yeah, well in that case, get an appointment!

Kitana: But I don't have the time for that!

Seto: narrows eyes State you name!

Kitana: Kitana, from the town of Palette! Shoot, wrong line!

Mokuba: blinking Okay then, what is your business deal?

Kitana: Hey, hold on a sec, would you? I'm trying to remember where I come from, oh yeah, England!

Seto: raises an eyebrow From the town of England? That makes perfect sense.

Kitana: pouts You KNOW that's not what I meant. Ah, why am I wasting time? gets out rope from nowhere

Mokuba: O.o Where'd the rope come from? What are you going to do?

(Meanwhile, Seto has pressed the red button under his desk. The security will be arriving shortly.)

Kitana: shrugs I don't know where the rope came from, but I'm going to use it to kidnap your brother!

Mokuba: You're WHAT!!!

Seto: Don't you dare -

Kitana: Like this Moki! ties the rope into a lasso and before Seto knows what's happening, it's around his waist

Seto: very calmly If you know what's good for you, I suggest that you let me go.

Kitana: I don't know what's good for me; I mean, do you have any idea as to how much junk food I consume a day? Sorry Seto, but you're going to help me gain World Domination!

Mokuba: No he's not! Let go of my Big Brother!

Kitana: Sorry, he hasn't got a choice in the matter! runs off with the lasso which is still tied around Seto

Kitana: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: kicks her (well, he's tall enough. Amazingly he didn't slip)

Kitana: Ow! Why'd you kick me?

Seto: Cause you're kidnapping me.

Kitana: Good point… but… we still need your help.

Seto: Who's 'we'?

Kitana: Me, Kida and Bakura.

Seto: Who?

Kitana: Ah, can't be bothered to explain! But hey, you have a Blue-Eyes Jet on the top of this roof, so I'll take you there!

Seto: No you won't.

Kitana: O.o Why not?

Seto: You haven't noticed the security?

Kitana: . Dang! I should have realised that you'd have security! Oh well, that means that I just have to execute my plan even faster!

Seto: O.o You know, you're actually quite gifted. Insane as well as stupid. Do you honestly believe that this 'plan' of yours is going to succeed?

Kitana: Look around you Seto and you'll notice that I've already got you on board the jet.

Seto: looks around himself Damn! How the heck did you get past the security?

Kitana: shrugs I dunno to be honest. DON'T DISTURB ME; I'M TRYING TO FLY A JET HERE!!!!

Seto: I'm going to die

Kitana: Mwahahahahahaha!!! My base is in sight!!!

Seto: looks out of the window Some base…

Kitana: lands, gets out of the jet and then drags Seto out

Seto: Untie me NOW.

Kitana: But you'll try to run away!

Seto: snapping I hardly need to run away, we're just at the edge of Domino Town! For someone who's attempting to take over the planet, you really don't think big!

Kitana: looking tearful Okay, yes, I am lousy when it comes to imagination! starts crying waterfalls

Kida: comes out of the Warehouse Yay!! You're back!!

Seto: And you would be…?

Kitana: stops crying She's Kida.

Seto: Right…

Kitana: follows Kida into the Warehouse whilst dragging Seto

Kida: Now all we have to do is wait for Bakura to get here.

Kitana: sees something weird on the warehouse floor What the heck is that thing?

Kida: un-blindfolds, un-gags, unties and takes the mufflers off Joey

Joey: sees Seto

Seto: sees Joey

Joey: Kaiba! Who is dis twit? points at Kida

Kida: Oi! I'm not a twit, I'm the best girl at Maths!

Kitana: Ah, but you're not the best, are you?

Kida: mutters something that sound like 'Evil' and 'Boff Brigade'

Joey: O.o

Seto: I want an explanation and I want it NOW.

Kitana: starts explaining Well, you see, Kida is a very egotistical girl who is determined to be the best at Maths but –

Seto: Not that you moron! Why the heck did you kidnap me!?

Kida: slaps a hand onto her forehead Didn't she tell you already?

Kitana: Well, yes I did actually, but apparently Seto didn't hear me or he didn't want to understand me.

Seto: Get to the point!

Kida and Kitana: We're trying to take over the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Danny: We don't own Pokemon! And why the heck am I the one doing all the disclaimers?

Kirika: Will Joey and Seto ever actually ever find out what the heck is going on? Will Bakura actually return and be of use to the plot? Find out, in the next chapter!!!

Julia: Just make sure that you review this one first. Oh, and by the way, 'Kaiba' means 'Seahorse' which explains the weird chapter title.