IM BACK!! Whoo and I'm happy!! Yesh I am. I went to the Otacon Sunday and had tons of fun had to wait an hour and a half for the fuckin light rail but bah. -.o Oh well, I got there and that's good. Now here I am, arguing with my little brother that I don't have a belly-button XDD SEE?! lifts up shirt DO YOU SEE A BELLY BUTTON?! I don't, I just see a hole in my tummy o.o And in my head I'm fighting to get this story done saying "C'MON STARIE-CHAN!! YOU MADE A VOW TO GET THIS DONE AND UP TONIGHT!! C'MON WORK WORK WORK!!" my voice in my head is now my new drill sergeant o.o dear god. I'm gonna fuckin die by my new voice. my old one ran away and now I have to listen to this one?! WHAT NEXT??! Huh? HUH!? HUH!?? HU---!!

Specter: eyes twitching with anger as his hand covers her mouth Shut up and let them read the stroy.

Okay don't kill me. I don't own Specter or ape escape sighs Oh well... same warnings as last time yup go on and read now. Sorry for wasting your time people

Specter sat up in his bed, his hands shaking, his eyes wide.

"Holy shit! I'm a fuckin HUMAN!!" He yelled as he ran his hand through his hair. He blinked in confusion not feeling his helmet anymore. All he felt was his soft hair. Specter jumped out of bed and run over to a mirror.

"I-It's not there any more." he said to himself. "Oh! I know! I gained some much intelligence that my helmet form human DNA, the DNA transferred into my brain and created me into a human! That's it! Yes, that's what happened. So my helmets not really gone. It's just like my skull... I guess..." he thought about it for a while then shrugged it off.

"Forget about it. It doesn't matter. What does matter however is that I now can now plan world domination again and never be suspected cause I'm a monkey no longer!" Specter cheered as he looked at himself in the mirror. He felt kinda weird being a human. Then he noticed that his shorts had ripped apart when his body formed into a humans. i Now how am I supposed to get clothes that will fit me? I can go out there naked can I? I don't think humans do that. I dunno... /i he thought as he scratched his head.

Specter walked over to his door and called for one of my monkey servants. Once the monkey came and saw the new Specter, he jumped back and covered his eyes. Specter growled and grabbed the monkey by his fur.

"Don't do that! I'm still the same Specter! And I have a job for you!" he said angrily. The monkey uncovered his eyes and looked that his leader.

"Ooo aa ei ai eeii?" The monkey asked. (a/n: I can understand monkey. Yes I can n.n)

"What happened? Stuff happened okay?! I need you to go out a get me some clothes that will fit me got it?" the monkey nodded and Specter let go of him and he ran off. Sighing again, he walked back into his room and waited.

I think a few hours passed by before the monkey Specter sent out came back. He was laying in his bed when the knock come on his door. The boy stood up with the blanket wraps around his waist this time so the monkey wouldn't cover his eyes again from his supreme sexiness (a/n: Mmm, nice mental images right now -) and he open the door. There stood the monkey panting, we was definitely running for his life.

"Did you get them?" he asked looking down at him. The monkey nodded and handed him the clothes he was able to get. The small selection only consisted of one pair of pants and a long sleeved t-shirt which were both way too big for him and a...bra?

"You got me one of these?! Only the females wear these?! Don't you know anything." he sad holding the bra in the monkey's face. The monkey shook his head and walked off before any damage could have been inflected on him. Specter closed the door and threw the bar on the ground, it was no use for him. He went and put on the over-sized clothes and looked at them in the mirror.

"God he didn't get me a pair of shoes either. Ah it's not that bad. I mean, the pants over my feet so no one will notice." He said as he flapped his arms up and down, listening to the sound on the extra cloth on his sleeves. They cover his whole arm, none of his hand of fingers even showed. Walking back out onto his balcony the sun was just peering up over the horizon. Today... was gonna be something very different.

To Be Continued

WEEE!!! I DID IT!!! I FINISHED IT IN A MATTER OF HOURS!! IM SO SPECIAL!! OH YEA!! Sorry if it seems short again. o.o I tried my best to make it longer but I'm not good at making long chapters. Maybe long one chapter stories but this if one of the first times making a chapter story so forgive me

DEAR HOLY GOD!! I even did some humor there. Very surprising. It really is. I'm very bad at humor stories, but all my friends say I'm very funny. I just don't know how to get the humor in real life down to paper (or computer, whatever it is o.o) sorry for my author notes. I had to do them. If they annoy you tell me and I'll stop. I promise I will.

You hear it calling for you. You must do what it says! You hear it and you cant resist! you clink the submit review button SEE I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDNT RESIST!! IT OWNS YOU I SAY!! IT OWNS YOU!!!

Specter: pokes her sighs Dammit not again kicks her and walks away

twitches Ow...

Starie-Chan (and Specter )