January 6, 8am

Homeroom

I can't believe what happened to Lily over the holidays, it is so weird. She is going out with my ex Kenny. I know that that sounds corny but it is the truth. She must have been really desperate or something. Lars even thinks it's weird and he's my bodyguard. Apart from that everything is basically the same, well miserable same. Mr Gianini (Frank, must remember to call him Frank) is his bright old usual self and wearing his tie with the algebra equations (groan).

Tina Hakim Baba is still going out with Boris who hasn't yet learnt to stop tucking in his shirt (has he not noticed the rest of the school).

Ling Su is still painting, drawing and has moved onto Japanese Anime Characters which look so cool right now.

Now Lily is writing notes to me, cant she see I'm busy writing down all the weird and wonderful stuff that people has done to themselves over the holidays!

Lily: Mia, we have a Greenpeace rally on Saturday for the killing of the Humpback whales so you have to be there.

Me: Lily, I promised your brother last week that I would spend the whole of Saturday at his apartment, you know, making out.

Lily: You are so gross, you make me sick, whales are so much more important.

Me: You can talk, you are going out with Kenny, that is gross and Michael and I are in love. We need to see each other.

Lily: I am so not writing to you again today, all you talk about is the love you have for my brother. At least Kenny and I are the same age.

Me: Get a life Lily.

Lily: I have one. It is you that needs to get a life.

Me: I am the Princess of Genovia, Student Council President of this school, in love with your brother and get princess lessons everyday from my Grandmother. Therefore I already have a life.

Yes, she has gone. Now where was I? Damn, the bell went. Oh well I will finish in Geometry. Next up is….PE. Oh damn. WHY? WHY? WHY?