Omochao's Revenge
Omochao strode down the hall, singing "Yeah" by Usher and Ludacris.
"In the club with my homies, try to get a little V-I, keep down on the low-key…" sang Omochao. Suddenly, a mysterious force plowed him over.
"I'll get you for that!" he roared at Metal Sonic, who fled the scene. "Grr… stupid robot."
Ignoring the hypocrisy in that last statement, Omochao pulled a SVD Dragunov sniper rifle off the wall and chased Metal Sonic. He rounded the corner and avoided a hail of bullets. Somehow Metal Sonic had a weapon. Omochao performed a spinning leap, firing repeatedly at Metal Sonic. He landed on his back and fired between his legs. Metal Sonic dashed away.
"I'll make you pay for this if it's the last thing I do!" shrieked Omochao, mounting a conveniently placed motorcycle and revving the engine. He zoomed after Metal Sonic with no hands, shooting his sniper rifle.
One of the bullets hit Metal Sonic. Despite having bulletproof armor, the robot exploded in a large, fiery ball.
"What's going on?" demanded Eggman irritably, storming out of a room.
"I can explain," said Omochao automatically.
"Yes!" said Eggman. "Someone finally killed Metal Sonic!"
"That's not true," said Metal Sonic, appearing from behind a crayon.
"Wait…" Omochao was at a loss for words.
"Oh, that's just my robotic version," replied Metal Sonic carelessly, pointing at the body.
"You are a robot!" shouted Eggman furiously.
"I didn't think of that," admitted Metal Sonic ruefully.
"Sir," said a robot, kicking down a brick wall to enter the room, "the Onion of Doom is 70 percent complete."
Omochao exploded. By that, I don't mean that he exploded in anger, but that he literally exploded.
"He lived a long, full life," said Eggman without a trace of sadness.
"Yes, I did," said Omochao, tunneling up from the floor.
"Wait a…"
"Oh, that's just my robotic version," replied Omochao carelessly, pointing at the body.
"You are a robot!" shouted Eggman furiously.
"Is anyone getting déjà vu?" asked Metal Sonic, but he was ignored.
"Sir," said the robot, repeating its message, "the Onion of Doom is 70 percent complete!"
Omochao exploded in anger. "This is a monstrous injustice! Why is it that every chapter, the Onion of Doom is 20 percent more complete?"
"It's how robots work," explained Metal Sonic.
"What the crap is a robot?" roared Omochao.
There was a long silence.
"I don't know how to break this to you…" began Eggman.
"…but we're robots," said Metal Sonic. "It may seem weird, but-"
Omochao snorted in disgust. "What's weird," he growled, "is you two finishing each others sentences like an old married couple!"
"It's how robots work," explained Metal Sonic.
"Well, maybe robots suck!" exclaimed Omochao.
Metal Sonic suddenly looked grim. He unsheathed his claws.
"What are you going to do, fight me?" asked Omochao. Suddenly, a mysterious force plowed him over.
"I'll get you for that!" he roared at Metal Sonic, who fled the scene. "Grr… stupid robot."
"Is anyone getting déjà vu?" asked Eggman.