Omochao's Revenge

Omochao flicked the Best of Cuba 1803 cigar between his fingers. With his free hand he surveyed his cards. He was playing Eggman in Go Fish (Eggman had recovered from his insanity).

"Got any… fives?" he asked the doctor. In his mind he raged. You think you have the upper hand, he thought grimly. But I shall win at any cost, with the strength and the fury of a thousand suns! And, when your comeuppance is nigh…

"No," said the doctor, smirking. "Go fish."

Omochao, scowling, reached into the pile… and drew a five.

"OH YEAH!" he screamed, laying down his set of fives. Eggman smacked the table. "I HAVE TRIUMPHED! WHAT NOW? OH, SNAP! YOU GOT SERVED!" Omochao began to dance all over the table, scattering cards all over. "Lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like boo-boo yeah…"

"Curses!" swore Eggman. "Foiled once again!" He prepared to swipe the cards off of the table.

"Don't!" cried Omochao. "Now we have proof that I won!"

Just then, a giant radar screen fell from the ceiling and onto the table.

"Never!" shrieked Omochao.

Eggman didn't care. "You fool! Can't you see that this radar screen is showing us that Sonic the Hedgehog is close to our base?"

"No it's not!"

"… You're looking at the back of the screen," explained Eggman.

"…Oh."

So Omochao, mysteriously decked out in bling and pimp clothes (Mixdaddy Funkmaster strikes again) looked on the right side of the screen. Sure enough, it showed Sonic and Tails standing directly outside the main door.

"Tails," spat Sonic, with the air of someone who is having a rather unpleasant time, "quite honestly I find this ridiculous. I mean, first you were so desperate to become a Girl Scout that you hacked your birth certificate files and changed your voice. Then there was the issue about the swim at Shady Creek where we had to… Anyway, and now, you feel such a compulsion to be part of Girl Scout cookie selling that you sell them to Eggman? My god, you're insane."

"I can make my own decisions!" pouted Tails through mascara, eye shadow, false eyelashes, blush and lipstick.

Omochao hadn't had such a laugh since the 'chicken boy' incident. "Well, looks like fox boy has taken to dressing in drag!"

Eggman chuckled heartily. "Why, I haven't seen something that funny since I tried to teach a penguin to roller-skate!"

Omochao would have continued laughing, but he saw something that sobered him up quickly. "Uh, Eggman, Sonic's looking right at your hidden camera!"

"Preposterous," scoffed Eggman derisively. "A hedgehog noticing a hidden camera disguised as an ice statue? Unheard of!"

"Possibly," spat Omochao through gritted teeth, "if the base wasn't located in the desert!"

"Good point," admitted Eggman.

Metal Sonic poked his head in. "Aren't you going to invite them in? It's a trap waiting to happen!"

"Of course!" exclaimed Eggman. "Metal Sonic, go get the door!" With a sigh, the robot trudged to get it.

"There's no one home," said Sonic disgustedly. "Let's go." The two left, ignoring the bullets that whizzed past them.

"Curses!" screamed Eggman so loudly that it was used as a soundtrack for a French animated children's movie. "He got away!"

"How could this be any worse?" moaned Omochao tragically.

Just as the camera turned off, they saw Tails picking up a sheet of paper and saying, "Hey, Sonic, I found this flyer saying Eggman's gonna destroy America in one day."

"Why?" bellowed Eggman and Omochao.

The clock is ticking… but what will they do now that Sonic is tipped off? They'll review! I mean, you'll review, of course.