Omochao's Revenge

I know this will make you all sad, but this is the LAST CHAPTER. I'm not kidding. Thanks to all of you.

Omochao was dashing around, screaming like a chicken with its head cut off. Wait a second… I mean running like a chicken with his head cut off.

"Calm down!" insisted Eggman urgently. "We must meditate to find the solution."

"Don't give me any of that yin-yang floating on the river of life crap!" howled Omochao as Metal Sonic fled for cover. "Sonic has been alerted!"

Eggman put a hand on Omochao's shoulder. "You know, Omochao, there's times in life when the Civil War took place in the 1800s."

There was a brief silence.

"What's that supposed to mean?" yelped Omochao, looking infuriated.

"I mean, uh, there's times in life when you have to sit down, clear your mind, and look into your heart for the answer," repeated Eggman.

"I suppose this is one of those times," grumbled Omochao darkly.

"Yes, it is," said Eggman. They sat down with their legs folded neatly on grass mats in a small temple. "Now, let the essence of enlightenment fill you from within. Let it envelop you in its holy embrace." Eggman breathed in deeply, his mustache quivering. "Now, seek your soul for the answer, and you may-" He was interrupted by a sputtering noise from Omochao. Eggman opened his eyes to see Omochao running around the room, holding his hands out like airplane wings and making random airplane noises.

"Ppppppppppffffffttttttt… this is B-Delta… we are nearing the World Trade Towers and ready to bomb… this one's for you, Mother Afghanistan." Omochao pretended to strap on flight goggles and sped up, making explosion sounds. "Jihad! Jihad! Death to infidels! Death to Americans!"

"Well, we are trying to destroy them," admitted Eggman. Then he got down to business. "Omochao! Forget the meditation and get over here! We have to re-program the Onion of Doom so it doesn't destroy America!"

"Why?" asked Omochao.

"Because Sonic's not there!" growled Eggman dangerously.

"Does that make a difference?" asked Omochao. "Just blow it up anyway!"

Eggman smiled evilly. "You're right!"

However, both of them forgot something vitally important- Eggman's base was in Arizona.

(To make a long story short)

So, you can probably imagine what happened. Eggman and Omochao remembered where their base was and spent a good hour or two blubbering about their imminent demise. Sonic the Hedgehog got clued in and, with the help and feminism of Tails and the muscle of Knuckles, actually saved Eggman from his own creation. Eggman escaped, because his contract as Evil Villain hadn't expired. However, Omochao was convicted of treason and sentenced to life imprisonment. He was sent to Prison Island (it had been rebuilt a few years ago after Eggman destroyed it) and forced to eat dirt porridge and gutter water. However, as we all know, Omochao could escape any jail… and nobody knows whether or not he's still at large.

Well, actually everyone does know, since there's been a lot of wanted posters for him lately.

The end! What did you think? Review please!