Link was at the hospital. Right now it literally sucked to be him.
Link: I need to get this thing off my chest.
Thing Sucking at Link's Chest: ssuuuuuuuucckkk
Link: pulls it off Oh, thank god!
Nurse: Ok, Linky it's time for your medication!
Link: WHAT? TAKE THAT DISSGISE OFF RIGHT NOW!
Nurse: Oh, fine. You caught me! unzips outfit to reveal George W. Bush
Bush: Wanna be my friend?
Link: NO!
Bush: Screw it…. sad violin music plays as he cries There's only one thing to do! climbs into ventilation
Link: Err…. Presidents these days are evil.
Elvis Presley: You got that right, honey.
Somewhere off in the distance you can hear Link Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A little while after Presley was removed from the room
Link: in hospital bed playing Minish Cap
D.W.L.: bursts into room
Link: Oh god! It's you guys!
Majora: Woo-Hoo-hoo-yes-it's-us-now-shut-up.
Veran: Woo-Hoo-Hoo? What's that mean?
Majora: gives her the evil eye
Veran: puts bucket on her head
Link: What do you want?
Agnahim: To finish what we started! eats half eaten bag of Cheato's Ok. Now we're gonna destroy you.
Link: Well, that's certainly not ni
Majora: PUSH HIM!
Link: Wait. What? Push me!
D.W.L.: pushes Link (who is still in the hospital bed) out the window
Veran: Thank goddess we used the logic of pushing him out a room we're in that's 12 stories high!
Ganondorf: … What is this "logic" you speak of? Is it edible? eats cardboard box and is rapidly gnawing on it
Rest of D.W.L.: slowly backs away
Doctor 1: Oh, look at that. A kid's falling.
Doctor 2: We are so screwed.
Doctor 1: I think you mean "sewed".
Doctor 2: No. I mean screwed.