Hey people. No, I'm not dead. hears disappointed cries in the background. I'm really sorry for not updating sooner but I've been doing a lot of stuff like because my b-day was on the 11 th. Yah, Happy Birthday me. yay. And for all you people out there I joined so if you aren't a part of it you should be. It's really fun because you get to make your own little person and dress it up and then take part of forums. AND you can also post your artwork up on the website. My username is BakaPsycho if you didn't already guess and sorry for this really long authors note but I'm really bored right now so I'm going to shut up now. And- gets dragged off the computer by older sister.

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Tea and Yugi are driving in a car. Tea is the one actually driving.

"Yugi, I can't see. Your hair is sticking all over the place," Tea said as Yugis hair obscured the windshield in front of her.

"Where should I put it?" Yugi asked.

Tea getting fed up with him. "Just stick it out the window."

SHOOM! The whole entire car shakes as the humungous hair gets flung out the window.

In the car behind them

"Hey what's that?" Seto Kaiba questioned the people sitting next in the car.

"I don't know," his younger brother Mokuba, said from his perch on 4 phone books.

"Maybe it's a fungus. Ya' know the ones that grow really large and are different colors?" Tristan answered as he flipped through a magazine.

"Let's cut it off!" Kaiba yelled as he jumped out the cars window with his handy-dandy handsaw.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN (mission impossible theme)

Kaiba gets into pose with the saw over his shoulder and his enormous cape flung over his back. "DIE FUNGUS!!!" He yelled as he brought the saw down on Yugis head. "Mission accomplished.

The next day

Kaiba and Mokuba stumble upon a jagged buzz-cut Yugi.

"What happened to your hair… heh heh," Kaiba asked Yugi as he strained to keep his laughter inside.

"It looks really um… heh heh… interesting," The younger Kaiba brother questioned Yugi, also straining to keep control of his laughter.

Inside Teas house

"NO! My boyfriend!" Tea cried as she wept. (? O.o ? )

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Okay that was the end of the fist one for this chapter. Hopefully there will be about 3 for this chapter. Here's the next one.

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" I am intrusting you with this millennium item. I know that you have always wanted to go inside of the pharaohs mind so I am letting you use this," Shadi said as he handed over the millennium key to Yami Bakura and Malik.

"Oooooo," Yami Bakura and Malik oooed in unison as they both got evil grins on their faces.

"Let's go and try it out right now!" Yami Bakura grabbed the key out of Shadis hand started running to Yugis house.

"Wait up!" Malik yelled as he sprinted after Yami Bakura.

At Yugis house

"Hmmm. Should I wear tight leather or super tight leather today?" Yugi questioned himself as he ran through his clothes. As he went to his closet two people suddenly sprang out of it.

"Hah pharaoh! We finally got another millennium item and we just have to show off its powers to you," Malik jumped and stuck the key to Yugis head.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Yami Bakura and Malik screamed as they entered Yugis head.

"So this is Yugis mind," Malik said as he looked around him.

"Hey look Malik, there are the control panels," Yami Bakura pointed at a big machine. "And look, I can make him walk!"

Outside you see Yugi starting to walk.

" But look at me! I can make him talk!" Malik smiled as he grabbed another control and Yugi started talking,

"Blah, Blah, Blah."

"Malik, here are three buttons. I wonder what happens if you press all three of them…" Yami Bakura trailed off as Malik and him looked at each other.

-Cue "Evil Grin"

Outside with Yugi

"I can fart!" -FART- BUUUURRRPPP

Back with Malik and Yami Bakura

"Oooooooo. High five!" Yami Bakura and Malik chorused together while doing Hi-5 action.

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So… What did you think? I'm going to be nice and add another comic.

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Outside with the gang of Yugioh and Yugi showing off.

Yugi in a weird outfit that consists of ragged pants, white shirt and a tie-on belt. "How do you like my new outfit? I bet you wish you had one."

"Uhh, yah, it's uhh, nice," Tea stammered while the others, Joey, Tristan, and Bakura just stared while Marik laughed. Joey and Tristan were staring at Yugi but Bakura was staring at Yugis belt.

"String…" Bakura reached up and grabbed the prize. The belt flew off into Bakuras hand and as expected, Yugis pants fell down to reveal 'Barbie Supreme Diapers'.

"I bet you want this outfit!" Yugi repeated right in front of Teas face.

"You, you wear them too!" Joey gets the teary face while pulling down his pants/ "I've been doing it ALL by myself for almost a year!"

"Yea, me too!" Yugi starts jumping up and down and turns around to Joey. "Don't you just LOVE the zipper in the back?"

The picture zooms to Marik with a blank staring expression. "Zipper…" You see Yugi from Mariks view except you only see Yugis zipper floating with hearts around it. Marik reaches up and dum dum dum, you know what happens. The diaper flies into the air and lands on lucky Bakuras head.

"NOO!" Bakura yells.

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Sorry if the last one isn't really funny but I guess you have to read the one I didn't put up yet that I will try to put up next. Check on Saturdays because that's when I'm trying to update and I'm going to TRY to update once a week.

-Peace out and review please?