o.O Okies, this is going to be the worst fic ever. KishuuXMint, RettasuXRyou. So the second one isn't weird, but Mint and Kishuu could be cute together. Nevermind that, this AU.

Chapter One: The Plan.

"Why does Ichigo get everyone!" Mint shouted as she furiously threw pillows at her wall. Rettasu ducked out of the way, and one hit where her head previously was. "Oh, gomen Nasai."

"No problem." Rettasu replied. "Just, calm down, ok?"

"How can I calm down? How can you even be calm?" Mint demanded.

"I just am." Rettasu replied.

"Pudding and Zakuro are lucky. They both got guys that would never be interested in Ichigo. " Mint sighed as she sat on the edge of her bed. "But noooooooo, we have to fall for the guys that are the heads of the 'We Love Ichigo' fanclub." Rettasu giggled at Mint's joke. "But seriously. We need to find a way to make Kishuu and Ryou notice us!" (A/N gasp)

"Ummmm...ow?" Rettasu asked meekly. Mint smirked, and picked up the phone, dialing Zakuro's number.

"Zakuro-sama? It's Mint-chan. I've got a question." Mint told her. "Uh huh. Uh huh. Thanks!" Mint hung up the phone, and turned to Rettasu. "Zakuro says we should...be ourselves!" She doubled over laughing.

"How is that funny?" Rettasu asked confusedly.

"Be-caaaaaaause...that's what everyone says!" Mint explained. "We need to do something...flashy." Mint pondered for a moment, then whispered something in Rettasu's ear.

THE NEXT DAY

"Aaaaaaaaaah!" cam Ichigo's daily scream.

"Kishuu is here." Zakuro said blandly. "Mew Mew Zakuro Metamorphosis!"

"Mint Metamorphosis!"

"Purin Metamorphosis!"

"Rettasu Metamorphosis!" The other four Mew Mews dashed outside, just as Kishuu was about to fly away with an unconscious Ichigo. Mint looked to Rettasu and winked. "Put Ichigo down, Kishuu!" Rettasu demanded.

"How about...no?" Kishuu retorted, signaling to Pai and Taruto.

"Ribbon Zakuro's Pure!" Zakuro lashed her whip around Kishuu, forcing him to drop Ichigo. Suddenly, the Blue Knight appeared, and caught her.

"Purin Ring Inferno!" Purin threw her rings at Pai, who easily dodged them. They circled around, and caught Mint instead.

"Ack!" Mint screamed in feigned pain. The inferno wasn't really hurting her, she just pretended it did. (A/N But you already knew that...Didn't you? ) Her hair fell from the twin buns, and ended at her shoulders. (A/N She really is prettier with her hair down...) She closed her eyes and let herself fall. Suddenly,she was enclosed in a clear bubble, 50 feet in the air.

"Thanks a lot, Mew Purin!" Kishuu commented. Pai nodded, and Taruto smiled. Kishuu busted out of the hold Zakuro's whip held on him. Pai flung his dagger at Rettasu, who tried to move out of the way, but it grazed her left arm. She grabbed it, feeling the warm sticky blood through her fingers.

"Rettasu!" Zakuro yelled. "Are you alright?" She asked concernedly.

"Yes." Rettasu gasped, wincing in pain. "I'll be fine. Worry about Mint-chan."

"No. Don't worry about her. She'll be fine with us." Kishuu sneered as the bubble dissipated. Pai caught Mint in his arms, (A/N Wrong alien...On purpose.) and the three aliens disappeared.

Mint opened her eys and grinned. Her arms and legs were tied up, but she didn't worry about that too much. She moved her shoulders up and down, trying to wriggle her wings free. Suddenly, someone grabbed a chunk of the rope, lifting her up from behind. In one quick slice, the rope fell away, and Mint was pulled against the mysterious person. A small gasp escaped her throat. She landed on her feet, and soon, those ropes, too, were gone.

A light flashed on, and Mint's eyes shut. She slowly re-opened them, readjusting to the light gradually. "Hello Kishuu."

"Hello Mint." He replied coldly. "What do you want?" Kishuu asked.

"Me?" Mint echoed. "I could quite easily ask the same of you."

"Oh, come off of it." Kishuu spat. "You were practically begging to be kidnapped. Your acting certainly isn't up to par. Now, what do you want?" He asked again.

"You." Mint replied in a low drawl. (A/N RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! J/k.) She tackled Kishuu, landing on top. (A/N Okies, maybe I wasn't joking...)

"What?" Kishuu exclaimed.

"Well, you said it was obvious..."

"Should I leave you two be?" Pai asked rhetorically from the door way. Kishuu shook his head, and sat up, pushing Mint off.

"No. Help." Kishuu ran from the room, screaming obscenities like a sailor. (A/N XD)

"What the hell is your problem?" Pai inquired impolitely.

"Everything." Mint replied simply.

"What is your problem with Kishuu?" He clarified.

"Ichigo." Mint refused to speak an actually sentence to him.

"Do you know how to speak English correctly?" Pai said, mocking her.

"Yeeeees."

"So do so, then."

"Why?" Mint was starting to have fun with this.

"I'll ask you again. What is your problem with Kishuu?" Pai repeated impatiently.

"He likes Ichigo." 'You got three words! Happy now!'

"Ah."

'Who doesn't speak proper English now?' Mint thought agitatedly.

"So, that's it? You love Kishuu, but he loves Ichigo?" Pai calculated.

"Yes." Mint gave him a one-word answer, just to see what would happen.

"You humans and your emotions are interesting..."

"Ha. Like you would know what emotions are." Mint spat at him.

"I wouldn't. Love looks stupid." Pai replied thoughtfully.

"Some people say love is a wasted emotion." Mint explained. 'Is he for real?'

"Really now?"

"Yes."

'How many times will she say that word?' (Pai...)

"What about Taruto and Purin? Is that wasted?" Mint asked softly.

"Maybe." Pai didn't want to insult his younger comrade.

"What about Kishuu and Ichigo?"

"Yes." Pai usurped her word. "Ichigo will never love him back."

"Yeah." Mint changed her word. "I don't think she'll ever leave Masaya." Mint smiled a bit. "Ever. They'll get married, and have kids, and then get old."

"Is that the purpose of love?" Pai inquired. "To marry, and reproduce? And then, nothing...?"

Mint gulped a bit. "Uhh...yeah. I think so..." 'How am I suppsed to know! I'm 12! And, I've never fallen in love!'

"What a waste..." Pai turned to leave.

"Wait up!" Mint got up and dashed after him.

A/N Okies. chappy one of the weirdest fic ever got...less? weird toward the end? Did it? What's gonna happen next...I haven't decided yet, I just make it up as I go along. The idea for this formed when I was mad at my Kishuu-loving friend. So, I retaliated with this. Do you know, someone people actually think of RyouXZakuro as an acceptable pairing? Uh, seriously. RyouXKeiichiro, or RyouXRettasu. This was the only other person I could think of to go with Mint besides Pai...Kishuu. KishuuXPai fics are ok.