Disclaimers: I don't own dbz, butI own Ericka, my character. Bwahahaha!
A/N: Ok let me explain the title…I was at my friends house many years ago, and we were making this talk show, and I was just randomly singing and talking, so I ended up saying I want the river bad…don't ask…There's two songs in here where Ericka sings, and I wish I could let you hear how the music goes, but its pretty much impossible for my capability…I'm not too bright when it comes to that kind of stuff for the computer, yet I do know quite a bit…ok end of my long lecture! Here's the story! But before that I wanted to say that I'm listening to DDR music! XD
"YO! Vegeta! Have you seen my cd?" Ericka yelled, from her room down to Vegeta who was in the kitchen, looking for something to eat.
"Did you check in your cd player?" he yelled back
"Yes"
"In its case?"
"Yes"
"In your backpack?"
"Yes"
"Under the bed?"
"Yes"
"And it wasn't in any of those places?"
"no"
Vegeta sighs, closes the fridge, and turns around to see Ericka standing there, right behind him.
"GAHHH! Don't sneak up on me like that!" he yelled.
"Sorry, I was going to ask you if you'd help me find it." Ericka said, smiling, and not even fazed by his yelling
"No…I need to keep training…Kakarott is coming over later." Vegeta said
Ericka's face turned to a disappointed look. "Ok, well, thanks anyway."
Vegeta stepped into his gravity machine and saw a circular shiny thingy on the ground. Picking it up, he mumbled to himself, while examining it. "This must be the cd she's looking for…"
He went inside, and gave the cd to Ericka.
"Thanks Vegeta-kun!" she said, kissing him
""What exactly is on there?" He asked, sitting on their loveseat in their room with a cocked eyebrow.
"It has songs me and my childhood friend Heather-kun and I made." She said, as she put the cd in her karaoke machine. The music starts, and it's a nice slow beat. Ericka picks up the microphone and starts to sing along.
Oh, I want the river bad!
Ohhohohahoooh!
Oh, I like, the river baaaddd!
Hahaa!
(A crazy piano player playing random notes suddenly stops the music)
Vegeta's face was staring blankly at Ericka; like she was the weirdest thing he's ever saw.
Blink blink- "Ummmm…Oh-kay…"
Another song comes on, with a faster beat to it…and cue Ericka!
I like models,
They are very pretty
I like models,
…because they are so pretty!
Ooh, ooh!
My name's Seclita,
I like to eatza lotza pizza!
My name is –puhh! (Laugh)-
I like to eatza lotza pizza…
Ooh, ooh!
Call me in the morning,
And I'll make some cheese for you
Tell me all your problems,
And I'll put them in my shoo-oo-es!
Secleta,
Moleta,
Secleta Moleta is my frie-e-end, oh-h yeah!
Secleta!
"Were you two drunk when you wrote this?" Vegeta asked, still staring blankly
"No, we were just hyper off all the Dr. Pepper we drank before this. It actually was really fun!" Ericka replied, smiling
"You're really weird." He said"Ya, I know…but you still love me, right?"
"Of course. Sit." He said, patting the place next to him on the loveseat.
"Don't try anything…for now" she said laughing as she sat next to him, and he put his arm around her with a sly smirk on his face.
"I wont" He said, as he kissed her passionately
"GUESS WHAT?" she exclaimed
"what?" Vegeta asked somewhat shocked and curious
"I want the river bad!" she squealed
Vegeta just sweat drops…
Sooooo…what do you think? I know it's really dumb, but I had fun thinking of another short story! Review please!