Ok, whatever. I'm just gonna push this stuff over and start the fanfiction right now.

+ Chapter two; Dancing Quest! Kusot-

"You're LAAAATE!" Sasuke and Naruto whined in a high-pitched tone. Terrifying no? And now, as usual, cue the lame excuse from the teacher. (Please note that Kakashi in the actual manga considers them now equals. There is not teacher, and no student, but what the hell right? Just a fanfiction. ;;)

"Ah! Gomen, gomen! Sasuke was depressed and being a little bratty so…" Kakashi scratched the back of his head. He knew what was coming as he saw the blush from Sasuke and the twitch from Sakura. An angry, demented—"Uh… Sa…kura! Don't be so hasty now! You don't want to-" Oh boy… her heel was to the air, COMING DOWN! Frigging bloody sweet Marry Mother of!

"KAKASHI! YOU! LIAAAAAAR!" SLAM! The ground split in two, the gap heading straight for Kakashi, debris flying everywhere. Damn! Tsunade taught here a little too much about Chakra control and not enough about self-control! Kakashi took a leap to the sky. Thank heavens he had many years ahead of him.

"Sa… kura…" Sasuke twitched, hiding under his shirt's collar. How much exactly DID he miss while training with Orochimaru? It still had only been about a week since he was granted freedom and forgiveness from his comrades. He felt bad for missing so much. He stared at the panting and furious Sakura.

"Don't say such things about Sasuke! I don't care if you're my teacher!" HELL YEAH! Sakura seemed a little over the top at that point. "Sasuke-kun," Sakura swirled to his direction. He backed off, slightly afraid to get beaten to a pulp. "Why were YOU late?" She slowly stepped forward.

"Um… I… that is…" Sasuke looked from her, to the quivering Naruto, to Kakashi dangling from a lamp post. Stared at Kakashi for a while, until the Jounin nodded and smiled. Sasuke squawked and backed up. He was ready to bow down and scream "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I SWEAR HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT I WILLINGLY WENT ALONG WITH!" but that was out of the question. So he sufficed with a shrug and "Too lazy to get out of bed this morning. I had a rough night." Now who's the one making the lies?

"Sasuke! Of all people!" Naruto laughed, only to get the reply of a death glare from both Sakura and Sasuke. "Um… I'll be over there…" He trotted off. Sakura quickly nabbed the dark-eyed teens arm and lead him to the center of the training facility. Kakashi twitched slightly, ready to just step in and say "Mine!" NONO! Calm your nerves. He came down from the post and followed suite.

Sure enough in seconds they were there, and left there was a mission scroll. Apparently Tsunade was too lazy to send it personally today. In any case, Kakashi picked it up and slipped it open. He muttered out some words as he read along, his eyes, or rather eye (Singular) going up and down following each character. Dead silence as he finished. Team seven looked at him with concern, and at the scroll, there was a list of whatnots, but that's not what they were noticing at the moment, the only looked at the characters he was fixated on. It read;

"Men only."

Before the team could start reading the rest, Kakashi rolled up the scroll. And gave the most silent of giggles. He turned around to face his team in a fit of enjoyment. He looked at Sakura for a moment.

"Sorry Sakura-chan, no girls aloud in this… ahem… mission." He placed a hand on Sakura's shoulder. Sasuke stared at the hand, ready to nab it off of hers and onto his. Wait, DAMN SHUT UP! He shook his head and went back to the point.

"What kind of mission is this exactly?" Sasuke muttered in a rather disturbed tone. What the hell is going on? He flinched as Kakashi began to laugh the same way he did when he first saw his sensei, for their first mission.

"Anousa, anousa!" Naruto yelled. "What's so funny, Kakashi-sensei?" He was looking back to that first day as well, remembering the little prank he pulled.

"Eheh! Iie! It's just you guys are gonna flip when I tell you what it is!" Kakashi laughed. Bloody nostalgic thing going on here! "This mission is going to last 5 days, with a thirty-five percent chance of success. Mess up and you'll have to do it all over again." Sasuke and Naruto squawked ever so slightly, but inside they were just dying to scream. "Hey, I said you guys would flip!"

"Please quit the nostalgia! Demo, Kakashi-sensei, why aren't I included? Or the other girls for that matter!" Sakura wined. Being far from Sasuke for so long was painful, and a mission without him made it worse. "Please, can't I be included?"

"Ah, gomen Sakura-chan, but no. You and the other ladies have a mission of observing the boys, maybe even some pointing and laughing will be involved. I'm going to be doing male's the mission as well." Kakashi pointed at the scroll he was waving around.

"So I'll be in the sidelines cheering him on?" The Jounin nodded. "Woo hoo!" Love prevails!

"Alright then! Let's be going it starts in twenty minutes. It's in your old Academy's gym." He started walking forward. They all followed suite.

- The Gym –

"Alright! Ladies, hit the sidelines and take a seat on a bench." Tsunade yelled from across the gym. Sasuke and Naruto stood along the middle of the gym. Naruto waved at all of the girls on the sidelines. They yell back but not so nicely. More of politely showing where he should go.

"Alrighty boys, make like good little boys and shut up." Tsunade yelled in a quite deadly tone. Problem was that no one but Naruto was talking. "Alright, I'm going to take attendance, and that includes the teachers." The former Genins give a light giggle of amusement. "You shouldn't laugh unless you want to be stripped to your under garments and tied to a post." The fifth Hokage snapped. Dead silence had come immediately. "Thank you. Now, here we go, all you have to do is put up your hand; Hyuuga Neji, check. Uzumaki Naruto, check. Whoa! Hey Uzumaki! Get your hands off of that rope! Ahem! Uchiha Sasuke, okay then you're here too. Nara Shikamaru, okay, good for you…Akimichi Chouji… apparently not. Rock Lee, hey don't you shine those freakish teeth at me! Yeesh, Inuzuka Kiba is also here, and Asuma, no smoking! Aburame Shino, don't make me bring out the bug spray now! We're uneven… so… Umino Iruka! Get your sorry ass off the bench and to the center of the gym would you?"

Tsunade clapped her hands as if she were a kindergarten teacher. "Okay! The following boys line up in the exact order on the white centre line! Uzumaki Naruto… dumbass that's a black line! Nara Shikamaru, come on pick up the pace already! Inuzuka Kiba, stop playing with your dog! Oh god that sounded so wrong… Okay! Asuma, don't make me get a fire extinguisher! Last but not least on this line, Uchiha Sasuke." They followed as they were supposed to.

"The following people stand on the black line parallel to the four other guys as followed: Umino Iruka, Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, please stop adjusting your head protector. Aburame Shino, I'm about to get my perfume, lure your bugs here and step on them all! And now, Hatake Kakashi!" All right! Good boys! The organising had finally finished at long last. Sasuke turned to see who was parallel to him. Damn… was this a set up? His one and only…. Shit shut up! He twitched as the man opposite to him had waved a hello. Now, it began to make Sasuke wonder what they were supposed to do in this position.
'Sasuke-kun is so cute!' the thought ran over and over in the Jounin's head. What he'd give to just start right now. He gave off a laugh that would make even a demon's spine chill. "Please don't run." Kakashi pleaded. Sasuke stared blankly at Kakashi. What was he talking about? Sasuke felt stupid and oblivious. Tsunade's hands clapped together once again. "Okay, boys! To the person in front of you, face them." Done, "Boys on the white line, place your hand! Place your left hand on the guy in front of you. ACK! NONO! On his shoulder Uzumaki! SHOULDER!" Tsunade-sama gave an exasperated sigh. "Boys on the black line, hold out your left hand! Boys on the white, put your hand on your partner's. DAMN IT UZUMAKI YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! NOT THERE! Don't make me have to trade Iruka with Aburame, no offense." Everyone was starting to fidget. What the hell was going on?

"None taken."

"Now boys on the black line, put your hands on your partner's hips. Now-" The boys backed off from each other, wiping their hands on their shirts. Sweet Marry mother of God what was going on!

"MATA! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! Why are our hands on here and there! It's not like a dance or anything!" Naruto hollered. Tsunade grinned wildly and laughed. "What? Nani!"

"Oh, so sorry Uzumaki, but to your issues, yes it is."

"Wh-what!" Sasuke trembled, falling flat on his ass.

+ Chapter 2 Complete -

I hope you liked the second chapter. It was a bit of a doozy. I got so mad making so many spelling mistakes I went out for a while.