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Any ways here's chapter 4

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I just want you to know I made Kakashi seem like a jerk of a joker for a reason so please don't flame this chapter PLEASE! Bows and pleads

+ Chapter 4 What Have You Been Doing -

Soon enough Sasuke was at the bench and half asleep. Odd, commonly this would be nothing for him, was he faking it? No, Sasuke wasn't the one to fake it, and Tsunade-sama wasn't one to be so lenient. What exactly did Kakashi tell the great idealistic fifth Hokage?

Damn! Not now Sasuke! You have a mission to complete! A stupid ridiculous mission but a mission nonetheless! Now, open your eyes, get up, and get dancing!

He opened his eyes slowly, attempting to focus onto the light. Above him were three silhouettes: Sakura… Naruto… and… Kakashi?

"Hey there." The Jounin whispered. Sasuke gasped in surprise. He didn't move. Was he paralyzed?

No…

He didn't want to move.

Slowly, Sasuke's eyes shifted from left to right. He wasn't in the gym anymore; he was in a more familiar surrounding. He was at home?

"Sasuke-kun, you're awake! I'm so glad that you are! You scared me to death you know!" Sakura sighed in relief. Why was she so scared? He meekly smiled as he shifted his eyes to Naruto. He had turned his back, betting any money to cry in relief. That thickheaded dork was too proud. His eyes shifted to his teacher, which somehow was right above him precisely. How did that happen? He shifted his head to the side. The fabric he lay on was rather soft; he stared at them, baffled. Since when was his bed sheets navy-blue?

They never were.

He was on Kakashi's lap.

Sasuke, in a panic kicked himself off of his teacher and fell on the floor. There had been so many incidents happening in one day. This was the worst day of his life. He felt as if he would be ready to cry any minute from now.

"What-what am I doing here? Kakashi-sensei, Naruto, Sakura, why aren't I at the bench?" Sasuke panicked. What had happened?

"You were out cold, and you didn't wake up after we took you to the bench, I wasn't about to hit you to wake you up." Kakashi laughed, it was so much fun to watch Sasuke become so flustered. It seemed as if he were paranoid of everything. "Sasuke-kun, look at the time." He pointed to the clock closest to them. Sasuke followed the finger. Holy cow… it's five o'clock.

"But—but… I was at the facility at 9 AM wasn't I? And when we started that stupid dance thing it was about ten! So how did it?" Sasuke was getting frustrated and angry. He was sleeping for a long time. "Why didn't I wake up?" He looked at everyone. They all shrugged.

"Maybe you didn't want to. Did you get enough sleep last night Sasuke-kun?" Sakura stared at her so-called future husband. Sasuke thought long and hard. Come to think of it, he was up almost the entire night, thinking about almost everything.

"HAH! Maybe you were out with the ladies and you forgot! Sasuke, you sly d-OW! Kakashi-Sensei what was that for? Isn't that Sakura's job or something." Kakashi had whapped the loud Chuunin over the head. Apparently he was getting a little frustrated too. Sakura just stared at her teacher for a time.

"Naruto-kun. Clean jokes if you wouldn't mind." Kakashi said in his regular "Please don't do that" tone. "Sasuke, if you don't sleep properly, you're going to get sick. Do you really want that?" Sasuke shrugged his now heavy shoulders. Kakashi heaved a rather heavy sigh. "Sasuke-kun…" He kneeled down from the bed "At least tell me that you've been eating. Honestly, have you been eating?" Sasuke nodded, partially honest. "Let me rephrase that: Have you been eating enough?" Sasuke paused, trying to figure out whether to lie or tell the truth, but the pause was already a dead giveaway. The white haired Jounin rubbed the back of his head as if to think long and hard. He slowly reached his hand to the smaller figure's forehead, clasped his hand on the head protector and tugged it off. Placed his index and middle finger to Sasuke's forehead, his hand began to heat up.

"Sasuke-kun… You're running a fever already." The Jounin twitched. "No wonder you didn't get up after a simple fall like that." Insert the two-eyed eye roll here. He reached into his pouch to pull something out. With a flick, he pulled out 'Icha Icha Tactics'. They all stared at Kakashi.

"You pulled the book." Naruto gawked, pointing as if it were a plague. "That means you're going to-" Kakashi nodded in Naruto's direction. The blond Chuunin twitched.

"Aa, I'm staying here for the night, or for as long as until Sasuke gets better." Kakashi just had to seize the opportunity. Sasuke twitched, almost as if he knew exactly what this Jounin was thinking. Insert enraged and demented Sasuke here plus an ill, vulnerable and love struck Sasuke there equals a love struck mentally confused little Sasuke. "You two should go now, it's getting late." The two said their good-byes and left the same way that they came in, out the window. They landed with a crash. "Anou… it's a lot easier to come up than down you know." Kakashi smiled toward Sasuke, his little victim. "So…"

Dead silence…

"Here we are…" Sasuke sighed, looking at the dent in the wood from where he had made a circle with his finger. He looked up to see that Kakashi-sensei was nowhere to be seen. Was he kidding or something? He must have been. Sasuke began to crawl toward his bed, becoming dizzy. Each limb was sprawled out in different directions. "Unh… my head." Things began to go blurry. In a matter of seconds Sasuke was fast asleep.

"Sasuke-kun…" Kakashi peered into the room from the kitchen. He saw the now small looking figure fast asleep on his bed. It was obvious he was tired if he missed a week's worth of sleep. This form gave him a great idea for a little amusement, but before hand he needed to make some food for the boy. He walked back into the kitchen, and into the tiny little thing Sasuke apparently claimed was a fridge. Wow, only a few apples an old bowl of already opened ramen, and two bowls of rice. "Why is he doing this to himself?" Kakashi began to wonder if this boy was some sort of sadist. "Meh, I guess rice will have to do." He pulled out the bowl of rice that looked the least nasty; he'd have to buy some food for Sasuke.

A few hours later

"Crickets…" Sasuke began to stir. "The sound of crickets." Sasuke heard what he said. He attempted to get up… "Huh?" That was a bust. He felt a throb in his head, and fell back in to the bed. His eyes slowly focused to see another figure in front of him, on the other end of the bed. Half asleep was Kakashi, with his vest off.

"Mmm…?" Kakashi's eyes… or eye rather fluttered open. "Konban wa…" His sensei yawned. Leaning closer to the boy opposite of him "…Aijin." Sweet merry mother of God this better had not been a hangover due to drinking. Sasuke began to panic.

"A-a-AIJIN!" Sasuke kicked himself off of the bed due to fever, embarrassment and fear. "Kakashi-sensei, you have to be kidding right? I didn't just… I really shouldn't have… Nothing like this could possibly…" This was ridiculous, as much as Sasuke couldn't remember what happened after the dance, there was no way he was near alcohol. However, Kakashi was silent. "Boku wa…" Sasuke began to look enraged. Sayonara virginity, a little tear came into his eye as he forcefully got himself up and leaned for a strike. "OMAE WA!" He stormed forward, having his fist caught by the Jounin a crack was heard in the impact. A kick attempted missed.

"You value your virginity that much?" Kakashi merrily exclaimed. The only response was Sasuke flailing his limbs in the air as if he were a spoiled brat. The adult began to laugh as he quickly grasped the elbows of the Chuunin, pinned him down to the bed and brings his knees onto the younger one's thighs, leaving his legs dangling at the edge of the bed. He leaned forward so they were just an inch apart. Sasuke turned his head to the side.

"Get away from me!" Sasuke twisted around and back with his body, attempting to break free; no use. "Grrrr! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!" Why the hell had Kakashi done this?

"What if I told you this?" They were now only a centimeter apart, lips to ear. "You overreact to jokes." Sasuke was motionless; his eyes wide open in anger, not daring to stare into the attacker's eyes. Blushing in this kind of condition was not an option. Kakashi released him; Sasuke's limbs were far apart once again, including his legs. It was just so tempting.

But why did he do that?

+ Chapter ends -

Just if you got confused, I'll help you out.

Sasuke got mad at Kakashi and feared for the loss of his virginity because Aijin means lover, to be more specific, sexual partner.

Hope that clears things up.

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