ARGH! I'm sorry I'm late for updating! Homework kicked my little ass this week.
Chapter 7 Silence keeps it Quiet -
Sasuke was speechless; what did she mean by that? How did she… "How… since when exactly did you… why is god picking on me?" Sasuke looked up at the sky and shook a fist up in the air, no finger in particular sticking up. Tsunade could only laugh at the boy's brand new mental conflict. Life was oh so very complicated and cruel. "Okay, what did Kakashi say exactly, Tsunade-sama?" Sasuke could only put two and two together as he grinned for no apparent reason he could think of.
"Ah, not much. Just that you were a complete brat." Sasuke twitched ever so slightly; still enough to let Tsunade notice it. "That is, you were a lonely little brat that's way too adorable to deny." Sasuke felt like jumping right then and there.
"I…" It's a lot harder to replay to that than you think "I never did anything though… he… crap…" Now, now there was no need to blame anyone. "I didn't make anything to deny. He just liked to visit me…" Tsunade had an eyebrow raised and a look that could see through it all. "Well, obviously my words get us nowhere." Sasuke smiled shyly. Tsunade stared for a moment and shrugged. "So apparently you agree?"
"No, I think you cleared up some things with your babbling." Tsunade giggled. Sasuke had the look that obviously said "Which is...?" tattooed across his face. She smiled "Well, I'll know that every time someone's going to mention you and Kakashi in the same sentence, you're going to bust a limb in panic." Sasuke laughed sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Don't worry little Uchiha, you'll be fine! Just ignore whatever people say for the rest of your life and you won't panic. After all there will have to be times where someone says you and him in the same sentence." Tsunade teased and patted the boy on the back lightly. It's a long way down you know.
"Tsunade-san…" Sasuke twitched. "Please… don't tell anyone?" Sasuke tugged her shirt as if he were a child asking for a piggy back right. "Losing what little friends that I have is not an option."
"Oh don't be ridiculous you brat. I'm not going to tell anyone!" Tsunade froze for a second, staring at the hand patting the boy on the back. Sasuke froze; was there something there?
"Tsunade-sa-"
"Okay kiddo, I just felt your bones nice and clear. You better start eating or else you aren't getting out of your house."
"Whoa?"
"You're skin and bones. I wouldn't be surprised if you had malnutrition by now! Be careful!" Sasuke looked down at his feet in shame.
"Oh, he will." A voice shot from behind the two. Tsunade whirled around to see Kakashi, however Sasuke didn't do anything of the sort. (The reason being is if anyone found out…) Instead, he squawked in surprise, falling forward. His body was going right off the roof's edge. "AIIIEEE! Sasuke!" Kakashi jumped over to see the boy was far from landing on his ass. In case you're not too bright, he's going to land on his skull. However, oh-so confident Uchiha slammed his foot on the wall of the rather high building, focusing his chakra into the base of his feet and secured to the ball of his feet. However, gravity was not so lenient on the rest of his body. He was dragged off the wall and continued to fall headfirst. Yep, he was so screwed.
"GYAAAAH! KAKASHI!" The Chuunin hollered at the Jounin running on the wall. This was a tall academy. "This is so your fault!" Sasuke looked down to see what he was going to land on. Oh that's nice; a stump; a rotten stump. He shut his eyes and flailed his limbs in a completely ridiculous attempt to turn his body the opposite way. He looked down to find himself close to squish. He felt his leg being lugged up for a second and he began to dangle, he looked up to meet those of the dumbass Naruto. It was completely obvious that this blond Chuunin wasn't going to let this little incident go so easy as others would. "Why me?" Sasuke whined.
"Hah!" Naruto Hahed as he grinned insanely. "You SO owe me now!" Oh that's just nice. "What the?" He felt his hands and feet release their chakra; they were going down. "KYAAA!"
"USURATONKATCHI!" The raven-haired Chuunin screamed. "Damn it! What the!" Sasuke stared down to see Kakashi and Tsunade replace the stump with their arms spread out wide. Sasuke shut his eyes for the impact and felt four hands catch his limbs. A very loud thud came right after. Sasuke opened his eyes to meet that of Tsunade's. He then looked down to his feet to greet the eye (Singular) of Kakashi. "That was so your fault!"
"Was not!" Kakashi said, appalled at the sentiment. "It's really not my fault you have problems with leaping reflexes or whatever the issue was!" Kakashi let go of Sasuke's foot. He kneeled closer to Sasuke. "Geese blaming people makes you seem like such a brat!" Sasuke held his breath. Was it a simple coincidence? The two stared for a moment. He sat up, shoving Kakashi out of the way. "Hey! That wasn't very nice!" The Jounin teased.
"I am not a brat!" Sasuke scoffed. "Now move, dance class starts in ten." The Chuunin stormed off into the gym. Relaxing after losing sight of the very surprised Kakashi. He sighed at how pathetic that sounded. He did all of that just to stop others from even getting any clues. "Damn it." He muttered. "I am a brat!" He laughed to himself, ready to drop a boulder over his already throbbing head. "Why me…" He groaned, making his way to the center of the gym.
Shortly after everyone had gotten there, Tsunade started to clap her hands and instruct the… Ahem… children.
"Alright you idiots of Konoha! We're going to review! We're still dancing the… Uh… One minute." She pulled back and walked to the bench to pick up a paper with writing on it. Writing…
Go figure.
"Ah! Bosanova!" She smiled. (I think that's how you spell it)
"The what?" Dancers stared at the instructor stupidly like dogs at a high pitch sound. There was uproar of feminine laughter, and thuds of them falling off the benches. "What?" The men whined. A vein popped out of Tsunade's head. "Oh boy."
"THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DANCING YOU PATHETIC MISSINFORMED IDIOTS!" Tsunade fumed, flailing her right arm in the air so fast it could make your head spin. She tossed a kunai toward somewhere between the location of all the males. The jumped back in a fright. "I won't miss next time! Anyway, Sasuke you're okay? Good to go?" Sasuke gulped and then nodded. "Alright, Kakashi you help him out."
"Yes ma'am!" His voice slightly cracked in terror. As if you could see the fear anyway. He walked toward the young Chuunin and whispered in his ears, "There's only a few steps left so all you have to do is follow my lead. Don't be so clumsy this time okay?" Sasuke nodded shyly. "That's a good little Koi."
"Did you just say Koi?" Kiba walked up to the two, not looking at them but watching Tsunade turn her back to say something to the ladies. It was a sure thing that Tsunade would take a minute, so he was spared to talk for a few seconds, he then repeated. "Koi?"
Damn…
Kakashi needs to learn how to shut up.
Chapter 7 End-
This took me 2 days to type up and it was so damn short! Damn sidetracks! Please review! Don't flame this chapter please!