The FunSuckers of Stalag13

by Toerkel and the Midget

Warning. Those with little or no sense of humor should not read this story. Those who are incapable of laughter should get their funny bones checked out. Sorry if we offend thee!

10. Meanwhile, in Crittendon’s office…

Chapter 8: Meanwhile, in Crittendon's office….

Marya and Crittendon had kicked our heroes out. Crittendon and his new love sat on the bunk, talking.

"So, I'm getting transferred back to Stalag 12."

"Why don't you get a gun and escape from the truck?"

"Capital idea, my dear!"

"Da, I could wait for you here, and then we could run away!"

"Oh, yes, then off to jolly ol' London."

"Most Glorious!"

"Marya?"

"Yes?"

"I know I just met you, but… Will you marry me?"

A/N and Disclaimer: Were actually not doing anything illegal in this chapter (aside from smoking heroin (inside joke) and using HH). Yeah. I just hang out with them I'm not sure I want to hang out with them anymore. Just kidding, of course. Better be!