The FunSuckers of Stalag13

by Toerkel and the Midget

Warning. Those with little or no sense of humor should not read this story. Those who are incapable of laughter should get their funny bones checked out. Sorry if we offend thee!

11. Klink and Shultz

Chapter 9: Klink and Shultz

Klink and Shultz were standing in the antechamber.

"What do you suppose they're talking about?"

"I don't know, Herr Kommandant. Maybe we should ask the prisoners?"

"The prisoners? Why should they know anything?"

"Col. Hogan seems like such a smart man."

"Uhh, Shultz? Hogan's in there."

"Maybe we should ask Col. Crittendon?"

"That goody-two-shoes doesn't know anything!"

"What about Marya?"

"That filthy beast? She only thinks about seducing our generals."

"So, we wait."

Klink just looked resigned.

A/N and Disclaimer: Let's see…we know we broke another…oh, we don't own dialogue from the classic movie "Father Goose"…or HH. Why me? Good question.