The Blue Sweater
Quigley Quagmire had never been there before. As he walked into the store he saw all kinds of clothes such as jeans, hoodies, and t shirts with funny messages on them like "I'm only smiling because I don't know what I'm talking about", and "Keep staring I might do a trick. There were jackets, shorts, shoes of many different styles, and skirts, but nothing really interested him. He continued looking through all the many colors and styles until suddenly he looked up and saw his destiny, for hidden beneath the expensive leather jackets was a simple blue sweater just his size, and from that day on he's loved sweaters since.