The FunSuckers of Stalag13

by Toerkel and the Midget

Warning. Those with little or no sense of humor should not read this story. Those who are incapable of laughter should get their funny bones checked out. Sorry if we offend thee!

14. Meanwhile, in Crittindon’s office…pt 2

Chapter 12: Meanwhile, in Crittindon's office…(pt. 2).

"Yes, my love."

"Yes what?"

"I'll marry you! I've never wanted to marry anyone more in my entire life!"

"Me neither. I love you, my little White Russian, even if you are my enemy." He went to his pack, got a small band-aid, and wrapped it around her dainty third finger.

While he was busying himself, she said, "About that… I'm really a Red Russian. I'm here spying for my cousin, Joe."

"Joe?"

"Stalin."

"So, you're really a good guy?"

"In so many words…yes."

"I love you more each passing moment!"

"The feeling is moochal, my bunny."

A/N and Disclaimer: We still don't own "Father Goose". We also don't own Joseph Stalin or words really, from "Young Frankenstein"; or HH. Frankenstein! Moochal, by the way, is "mutual", in case you were confused. We really do know how to speak English, though some better than others.